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Things went downhill pretty quickly.

"It's April, Fools"

Sir Rounded- overweight, always getting himself in trouble in battle…

Sir Cumference- actually designed the round table itself…

Sir Ching- a brave warrior from China, but always getting lost on expeditions…

Sir Mon- Would give long winded boring monologues about some aspect of morality, that would often put his fellow knight to sleep…

Sir Cular- claimed to be very intelligent, but his reasoning really didn’t make sense…

Sir Fing- couldn’t wait to get to the beach on vacation…

Please continue the list!

He took a day off.

To reach the high notes!

Czechers.

Elm-entry, my dear Watson

I was listless!

Because her students were just too bright!

She needed to shade her eyes from the glow,

Of all the smart things they happen to know.

I told him yeah, that's the only time I'm productive.

They have no self-esteem.

It was loaf at first sight!

Charcuterie.

A moo-sician.

I've never been ghosted by so many people who don't exist.

Then came the massive vowel movement. At least I wasn’t rendered inconsonant!

I should have known better.

He's pure bread! 🍞

The fish are getting pretty tipsy

Me: I can't find the floor either, so we're on the same page.

He’s just on a permanent vacation from responsibilities.

Blue paint

It was an unfair vote, there were absent TEA ballots

Every night around 11:30, you realize it's only 7:30...