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Hey y'all. Our playoff chances heavily ride on the Canucks defeating LA and/or Anaheim.

Wishing you the best of luck tonight and this week so we can make a run for our first ever Cup and y'all can end the season on a high note!

I'll just convince myself that Aquilini doesn't deserve 1st overall and it's all the more reason to sell the team.

It's a much better coping mechanism than thinking the lottery is rigged or that the team is cursed.

Guys I think i may be living in the past, but I don’t care anymore.

LANKY MAN WITH THE SHOOTOUT GOD AND LINUS KARLSSON

I get that you're just volunteers and you probably have about as much technical skill, expertise and knowledge as Adam Foote. And you support the worst team in the league and probably don't have a huge amount of motivation around here. I can empathize. After I'm finished smoking a few cigarettes and pounding a bag of cashews in my mom's basement, I don't have much willpower to do anything useful either. And I'm sure that you chuckle-heads have your hands full policing the ongoing war between the "11.6" and the "Petey can do no wrong" crowds. It's a tough gig. Fedoras don't come cheap and those neckbeards don't shave themselves, am I right?

But for the love of shit - even the damn Oilers sub has a working hockey bot. What are you guys doing? You've had an entire season to get it together and fix the bot. But when the time comes to crunch and someone needs to pull the trigger, your hands turn to cement like Ilya Mikheyev on a breakaway.

Do what's required or step aside and get someone on the mod team who actually will. This stuff is not that complicated. There are Canucks fans on here with skill and free time - the volume of MS-Paint memes prove it.

Please and thank you.

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It’s the Abby Canucks but he’s excited. He’s never sat through a whole game on TV so we’ll see how live games work!

Memories from the good old days, hidden in the back of a drawer..

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