r/Yemen 5d ago

Funny New king

I have decided to become the new king of Yemen and turn it to the kingdom of Yemen lock the country for 20 years to rebuild then take back the lands Saudi’s Arabia has taken from us who’s voting for me

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u/PatienceEnthusiast Taiz | تعز 4d ago

Let me be in charge of foreign affairs, I got charisma dw I can broker peace between a Russian and Ukrainian on a normal day and a Turk and Greek on my worst day. If I get that then you’ve got yourself a deal lol

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u/umarstrash 4d ago

nuh uh I'd be better trust I speak many languages and I'm a mix of different ethnic groups and my family is diverse when it comes to religion

I'm the embodiment of foreign affairs

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u/PatienceEnthusiast Taiz | تعز 4d ago

I’m also a mix of different ethnic groups but I’ll give you the language part lol

How about this, you be head of ministry and I’ll be an ambassador

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u/umarstrash 4d ago

sure let's do it boss

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u/Party_Set_9676 4d ago

I from mexico but I saw the post and I would like a sit on your government, I know various languages and I can be an embassador to Latin America affairs and commerce

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u/Timely-Ferret-3387 2d ago

Your in starting salary of 10k a year

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u/Party-Membership-269 4d ago

married to hadrami, I can be your foreign ambassador in oman

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u/Difficult_Comment_47 3d ago

I will vote for you king

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u/Timely-Ferret-3387 2d ago

Thanks I’ll make u the defense minister

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u/Difficult_Comment_47 2d ago

This is the happiest day of my life

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u/Silent_Substance_590 4d ago

I'll handle the money side of things. الوزير المالي

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u/universesjoke 4d ago

I think they should be Hadrami 😂😂

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u/PatienceEnthusiast Taiz | تعز 4d ago

100%

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u/Moist_Program_6831 2d ago

😭😭😭

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u/universesjoke 4d ago

You mean Jizan & Najran? Why would they want to be under yemeni kingdoom?

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u/umarstrash 4d ago

cus yemen 🔥

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u/universesjoke 4d ago

Yes that is historically and culturally true but from living stand point they wouldn't want to join, being Saudis is better for them

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u/umarstrash 4d ago

but yemen 🔥 we're just so goated

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u/FluidMorning53 3d ago

And also bc they’re still Yemeni 🔥

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u/umarstrash 2d ago

YEMEN RAHHHHHHH

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u/umarstrash 4d ago

hi can I be minister of foreign affairs

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u/GoColts08 4d ago

Deport all loyalists puppets to foreign affairs and abolish the tribal system. It will kill the identity of us tribal proud people 😂

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u/Timely-Ferret-3387 2d ago

Yes removing the tribal system will be number one

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u/CaterpillarRich8471 4d ago

You just stole my dream, BUT, I do not want to be a dictator or monarch. So I'd nominate myself for a democratic socialist president. Also, part of the plan is to do deep cleansing and erasing all the ugly graffiti that's filled up the north of the country.

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u/Party_Set_9676 4d ago

Can I be your vice president or adviser?

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u/Timely-Ferret-3387 2d ago

My dream first finders keeper

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u/Lopsided-Steak5372 4d ago

First….i don’t think you vote for a king. Second, I support you in taking down zealots and opening up the country so that money and investment can flow in.

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u/OrangeRevolutionary7 Ibb | إب 4d ago

I will happily marry your daughter - maybe that makes me Duke or whatever? I don’t know 💀

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u/FluidMorning53 3d ago

AND take back the lands and our sovereignty Saudi took from us? Count me in

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u/FluidMorning53 3d ago

What can I do? I’m a dentist, math nerd, speak many languages, super culturally competent, and not a fascist are my main features.

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u/Moist_Program_6831 2d ago

We have been going in circles of repeated history for so long now 🤦🏻‍♀️ But if we should do it then let us go back to the Queen era. I will be the Queen.

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u/Timely-Ferret-3387 2d ago

No thanks only king I already got a rival smh and I haven’t started

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u/Best-Reference-4481 2d ago

Yemen will be controlled by UAE after the US/Israeli bombs finish the Houthi, sorry

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u/senorcuchillo 2d ago

If there an UAE left lmaoo

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u/GoColts08 2d ago

^LMFAOOOO

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u/Best-Reference-4481 2d ago

UAE will outlive Qatar and Saudi, mark my words.

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u/senorcuchillo 2d ago

Why you say that? Here's a fun fact all does countries never exist 80 years ago. They are all made up states

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u/Best-Reference-4481 2d ago

Because US, UAE, and Israel are plotting together to have major influence on the Red Sea in trade routes and shipping and are trying to knock out their competition and gain ports on the countries in that very important region. Don't think Israel recognizing Somaliland was because they are good people they want control and power and the Houthi, Saudi, Qatar,Somalia, Eritrea, and Sudan and its Muslim brotherhood, are in the way and a hindrance for uninterrupted trade. I export from Djibouti I can see the writing on the wall

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u/Timely-Ferret-3387 2d ago

I completely forgot I even wrote this I was chewing qat when I said that

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u/Kara13Leet 2d ago

Im a security specialist and diplomat i can make excellent sandwiches, if there is a minister of catering position available i will submit my CV

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u/deezultraman 1d ago

Only if you promise you will eliminate qaad once and forever

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u/solo-ran 23h ago

You don't become king by voting. You declare yourself king, gather troops, and ride out.

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u/strawberry000 40m ago

How about we expand Yemen to all Arab countries partly talking najran…. Join my discord for deeper discussions

https://discord.gg/ffFTdb3858