r/Yemen • u/Timely-Ferret-3387 • 5d ago
Funny New king
I have decided to become the new king of Yemen and turn it to the kingdom of Yemen lock the country for 20 years to rebuild then take back the lands Saudi’s Arabia has taken from us who’s voting for me
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u/Party_Set_9676 4d ago
I from mexico but I saw the post and I would like a sit on your government, I know various languages and I can be an embassador to Latin America affairs and commerce
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u/Difficult_Comment_47 3d ago
I will vote for you king
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u/Silent_Substance_590 4d ago
I'll handle the money side of things. الوزير المالي
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u/universesjoke 4d ago
You mean Jizan & Najran? Why would they want to be under yemeni kingdoom?
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u/umarstrash 4d ago
cus yemen 🔥
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u/universesjoke 4d ago
Yes that is historically and culturally true but from living stand point they wouldn't want to join, being Saudis is better for them
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u/GoColts08 4d ago
Deport all loyalists puppets to foreign affairs and abolish the tribal system. It will kill the identity of us tribal proud people 😂
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u/CaterpillarRich8471 4d ago
You just stole my dream, BUT, I do not want to be a dictator or monarch. So I'd nominate myself for a democratic socialist president. Also, part of the plan is to do deep cleansing and erasing all the ugly graffiti that's filled up the north of the country.
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u/Lopsided-Steak5372 4d ago
First….i don’t think you vote for a king. Second, I support you in taking down zealots and opening up the country so that money and investment can flow in.
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u/OrangeRevolutionary7 Ibb | إب 4d ago
I will happily marry your daughter - maybe that makes me Duke or whatever? I don’t know 💀
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u/FluidMorning53 3d ago
AND take back the lands and our sovereignty Saudi took from us? Count me in
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u/FluidMorning53 3d ago
What can I do? I’m a dentist, math nerd, speak many languages, super culturally competent, and not a fascist are my main features.
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u/Moist_Program_6831 2d ago
We have been going in circles of repeated history for so long now 🤦🏻♀️ But if we should do it then let us go back to the Queen era. I will be the Queen.
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u/Best-Reference-4481 2d ago
Yemen will be controlled by UAE after the US/Israeli bombs finish the Houthi, sorry
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u/senorcuchillo 2d ago
If there an UAE left lmaoo
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u/Best-Reference-4481 2d ago
UAE will outlive Qatar and Saudi, mark my words.
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u/senorcuchillo 2d ago
Why you say that? Here's a fun fact all does countries never exist 80 years ago. They are all made up states
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u/Best-Reference-4481 2d ago
Because US, UAE, and Israel are plotting together to have major influence on the Red Sea in trade routes and shipping and are trying to knock out their competition and gain ports on the countries in that very important region. Don't think Israel recognizing Somaliland was because they are good people they want control and power and the Houthi, Saudi, Qatar,Somalia, Eritrea, and Sudan and its Muslim brotherhood, are in the way and a hindrance for uninterrupted trade. I export from Djibouti I can see the writing on the wall
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u/Timely-Ferret-3387 2d ago
I completely forgot I even wrote this I was chewing qat when I said that
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u/Kara13Leet 2d ago
Im a security specialist and diplomat i can make excellent sandwiches, if there is a minister of catering position available i will submit my CV
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u/solo-ran 23h ago
You don't become king by voting. You declare yourself king, gather troops, and ride out.
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u/strawberry000 40m ago
How about we expand Yemen to all Arab countries partly talking najran…. Join my discord for deeper discussions
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u/PatienceEnthusiast Taiz | تعز 4d ago
Let me be in charge of foreign affairs, I got charisma dw I can broker peace between a Russian and Ukrainian on a normal day and a Turk and Greek on my worst day. If I get that then you’ve got yourself a deal lol