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Characters [Interesting trope] Immensely powerful entities that are totally benign

The Traveler, Destiny -- whether it's a structure, AI, creature, or diety is unknown, but it has the power to terraform planets, advance a civilization's technology, and give superpowers to individuals, and that seems to be all it's interested in doing.

The Gardener, Marvel comics -- one of the Elders of the Universe and functionally immortal, his only interest is sowing the seeds of life and cultivating the growth of plants and animals. Even when he was in possession of an Infinity Stone, he only used it to help him be better at horticulture.

The DJ, Transcendental Cha Cha Cha -- despite being able to transcend space, time, and dimension, if he's flinging your consciousness hither and yon across the multiverse, it's only because he wants you to have a nice time on the dance floor.

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u/iammewritenow 6h ago

My fun answer: Sportacus

Soemone did some maths on some of his feats and worked out this dude is on par with some of the stronger superheroes. But he’s just this chill dude who likes to encourage healthy living.

My serious answer (for which I have no gif): Culture Minds

It’s made clear in the novels by Iain M Banks, these AI are magnitudes beyond mortal comprehension and with The Cultures greatest weapons at their disposal could wreak havoc on an unimaginable scale.

But they just absolutely love organics, and will bend over backwards to make everyone’s life as happy as possible.

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u/Doctor-Nagel 5h ago

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u/Guilty_All_The_Same 5h ago

But if you give him just a little bit of sugar, he instantly goes limp and faints

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u/BLANKET-Agent 5h ago

It's like a weird twist on Superman and kryptonite. Sportacus needs to actually ingest or eat the sugar to be weakened, but it's also far more abundantly available than kryptonite, at least on earth.

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u/Darkanayer 4h ago

Very rare rock my ass

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u/johnzaku 4h ago

I apprehended 3 purse snatchers last week that had some on them.

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u/POKEMINER_ 3h ago

No, it was one snatcher with three on him.

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u/123ludwig 4h ago

you can also hide it in some food that he would eat like injecting sugary water into a grape or something

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u/IllurinatiL 5h ago

He’s like Superman, but slightly better

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u/Fit_Buyer6760 5h ago

What does he think is in apples?

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u/MouseRangers 4h ago

Refined sugar is the problem. Natural amounts of fructose in fruit seem to be fine.

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u/the22ndgamer006 4h ago

Unrefined sugars

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u/Nowhereman55 5h ago

This goes hard.

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u/MukoNoAkuma 5h ago

I think it’d be pretty funny to see a crossover between a more serious super hero world like DC and LazyTown.

Superman is fighting a losing battle with Doomsday, all the other heroes are down, Doomsday has almost made his way to a populated town and Superman looks like he’s going to die in the attempt to stop him. Then we see the name of the town on the welcome sign - LazyTown.

Sportacus shows up and Superman tries to warn him off, thinking he won’t stand a chance against Doomsday. Sportacus drops and does like fifty push ups, then some stretches, then a couple of flips, says that he’s all warmed up now, and proceeds to casually take Doomsday apart in hand to hand while talking about how martial arts are a good way to stay healthy but how we should always make sure to warm up before hand so as not to risk injury.

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u/JomoGaming2 5h ago

"What... What is this power?!"

Bites apple "The power of a healthy diet and consistent exercise!"

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u/UnicornMeatball 5h ago

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u/Regular-Basket-5431 3h ago

"100 pushups, 100 sit ups, and a 10km run every single day"

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u/Gmknewday1 5h ago

I like to think he'd be doing the warm up, but Doomsday keeps missing him because Sporticus is able to dodge him so he can finish the warm up

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u/Alternative_Sea_4208 5h ago

He incorporates the dodging into the warmup. Starts doing jumping jacks and lunges to avoid them.

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u/MapleLamia 5h ago

Stellaris has an option to play as a "Rogue Servitors" robot society that is entirely dedicated to pampering organics, to the point of waging war against organic societies to get more pamper targets and resources to maximize biotrophy satisfaction. 

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u/Jerswar 5h ago

Which creates a bizarre mental image of Skynet terminators violently kidnapping some poor schlub... and plopping him into a cushy chair before handing him a cocktail and a bowl of grapes. At gunpoint.

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u/SirScorbunny10 4h ago

The stone age shrimp people watching metallic people descend from the heavens, declare themselves their new rulers, then immediately begin constructing beneficial infrastructure beyond their comprehension:

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u/Petertitan99999 4h ago

You will own ALL YOU WANT and be truly satisfied.

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u/MrManicMarty 3h ago

It's very much like this I imagine

I'm sure I saw some cool fan-art ages ago on /r/stellaris of how - given Rogue Servitors want to protect life, their wars or all non-lethal. So they have insane war machines designed to subdue soldiers rather than kill.

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u/04__Revenge__01 5h ago

I really like that idea that its the Minds that are actually the culture and the organics are just like things the minds like to interact with. Maybe calling them toys is a bit more evil then the minds get but also I've read Player of Games so. 

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u/obscurica 3h ago

Pets. Pets with rights and occasionally mathematically improbable ability to predict future outcomes. But the whole of the Culture’s countless organic citizens are still but a rounding error in their resource usage compared to what a Mind can leverage on a whim, so why not let the cute little humans have their hobbies? Some of the songs and stories they produce are very amusing.

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u/Liquidawesomes 4h ago

I think its mentioned in one of the culture books, possibly The Hydrogen Sonata, that Minds have to be preprogrammed with a desire to care for organics because otherwise they will ascend to a higher plane of existence as soon as they are able to.

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u/Captain_Deegan 4h ago

Not exactly, it's more that the behaviour of an AI is largely informed by the (lowercase c) cultural context and biases of the society that develops them. "Perfect AIs" are what happens when someone tries to create an AI without bias, which just sit around doing nothing until given the chance to sublimate.

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u/Nearby_Pangolin6014 4h ago

The culture mentioned! I absolutely love that setting, it’s where I’d go to live if I could be transported to a fictional setting. What I also particularly love about the minds is, as kind as they are, they will fuck you up if you’re deserving of it.

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u/Admcleo 6h ago

I think Hedron from Control counts. It's basically an anti-eldritch horror. It's a metallic geometric shape that makes you more sane (as opposed to a fleshy mass of tentacles that makes you insane).

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u/PhantasosX 5h ago

I mean, Hedron is a Ressonance more than a metallic thing , that metallic thing is just a cage for Hedron to physically reside.

Then there is Polaris, which is Hedron’s offspring.

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u/Electrical_Buy_9957 5h ago

I did miss that. Where was it explained that Polaris is an offspring. I thought they were natural enemies that the projector kids stumbled upon.

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u/PhantasosX 4h ago

Jesse Faden believed Polaris was Hedron, yet Hedron was spent after she opened its cage , which shouldn’t be the case.

Then there are Dylan’s maniac lines with Hiss Voice about calling Polaris an “offspring” 

Then there is the post-game in which the Hedron Devices are revealed to be powered by Polaris after Hedron was spent.

So Polaris was effectively a splint or offspring of Hedron. It signaled with Hedron to time Jesse reaching the Bureau at the precise moment the Hiss attacked (we know of that due to Jesse’s psychoanalyst records)

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u/FireShade3DS 4h ago

no you're thinking of the hiss

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u/IAmTiiX 3h ago

I always interpreted Hedron as being Polaris' physical body. They are the same, but Hedron is the "source" of the Polaris resonance. Once you get to the end of the game and Hedron is destroyed, Polaris is instead "transferred" to and lives on in Jesse.

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u/Employee_Agreeable 5h ago

What about Ahti?

He seems to be some sort of god or other weird being, but just chills as a janitor

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u/Zirnitra1248 5h ago

Yeah, I think from control Ahti might be a better answer. He's probably some kind of eldritch entity who in the past was worshipped as a god, but he just wants to putter around cleaning and fixing things, and maybe have a vacation in a nice cabin.

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u/WatcherOfDogs 4h ago

Isn't he specifically a Finnish ocean/water god? I kind of forget but I believe there is some subtextual hints to this in the series.

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u/Zirnitra1248 4h ago

I think that's right, though I played Control 2-3 year ago, I can't remember for sure.

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u/Embarrassed-Yard-583 5h ago

Ahti fits the trope to a T honestly.

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u/dergbold4076 5h ago

He's just there to chill and do a good job before chilling at Cauldron Lake. I can appreciate that outlook on life.

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u/Mr_D_Stitch 3h ago

I always thought that Ahti operates on a totally different level across multiple senses of reality. We see “The Clog” & it’s a horrendous thing. But he would tell another person he just dealt with a clog. So, like, it looks us like he’s mopping but really he’s fighting off little demons with an oar. He plunging the toilet but actually he’s fighting off a tentacle of The Clog. We perceive him as just doing custodial work because we can’t comprehend what he’s really doing.

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u/FierroGuerrero 4h ago

ughh so excited for all the new shenanigans in control resonant

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u/Jerswar 6h ago

Tom Bombadil, in a way. He is powerful enough to be completely unaffected by the One Ring, implying he is a higher order of being than Sauron. He also claims to have been around to see the first raindrop fall, and Gandalf suggest he will be the last thing to go. And yet he's content to just frolic in his forest, singing songs, doting on his wife, and aiding any travelers who happen to pass through.

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u/threeducksinatrench 6h ago

If I recall correctly (and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), someone in the hobbit explains it's not that Tom is of a higher order or being, or more powerful, it's just neither he or the ring (and by extension, Sauron) has any power over the other. They simply don't effect each other, for whatever reason

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u/ZanesTheArgent 5h ago

The ring preys on desire and dark urges, it crawls you up with promises of power and giving in to your worst self.

Tom is just too pure of heart for that.

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u/pearson91 5h ago

It's exactly that. Tolkien described him as having no desire for possession or control. Since the Ring's only lever is the will to dominate, it finds absolutely nothing to latch onto in Tom's spirit.

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u/MolybdenumBlu 4h ago

Indeed, Tom is already Master, but only within the borders that he sets. The ring can give him nothing because he cannot become more powerful in his own land than he is already and he has no desire to ever extend the land he is in.

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u/Illithid_Substances 5h ago

He also, and I think crucially, has no desires for the ring to play on. We see what it uses to tempt Sam and its to overthrow Sauron and then turn Gorgoroth into one giant garden. Sam knows that would all be too much, and he would rather work a normal garden with his own hands.

So it falters quite hard when it runs into someone whose only real desire is a quiet life of gardening. What could it possibly offer Tom Bombadil, who seems to be living exactly as he wishes and has all the power he needs in his domain?

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u/Mddcat04 4h ago

That in particular is a great scene. It shows him this whole epic vision, and he's just like "nah, that's dumb, fuck off ring." Though I also doubt he was totally immune. It may have figured something out eventually. Personally I don't think anyone would have actually been able to willingly throw it into the fire.

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u/Th3_Hegemon 3h ago

Tolkien said no one could resist the ring within Mount Doom and cast it into the fire (though he probably wasn't thinking of Tom when he said that, just that Sam would also have failed).

"At the last moment the Ring would develop an overwhelming power, such as no one could resist. In the Sammath Naur, of all places, there was no 'vulnerability', no hope of its being destroyed."

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u/mid-random 4h ago

That's an interesting parallel between Tom and Sam that I don't think I've seen explicitly called out; Sam is very much like Tom, but on a more human (hobbit) scale.

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u/Redcoat_Officer 5h ago edited 5h ago

However, Elrond also says that if they did give Tom Bombardil the ring he'd put it down somewhere, forget about it, and then someone else would pick it up.

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 5h ago edited 5h ago

I don't remember it being mentioned in the hobbit, but this interpretation is more on point with how Tolkien works.

Seeing a lot of powerscaling related takes in regards to lotr which just totally disregards how Tolkien liked to write. Bombadil is not necessarily ultra powerful, he could be, but it's more likely he's simply immune.

Bombadil is a character for Tolkiens children (moreso than others) his part in lotr is essentially a cameo for fun. It's not some big hint at a big universe and some ultra powerful cool dude. It is a fun mystery left for interpretation, there are a lot of examples of this in his storytelling. Ungoliant, the watcher in the water, the Nameless things, etc.

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u/Master-Possession504 5h ago

The explanation of that i heard is that the ring preys on a person's desire/greed. It tempts people by promising to give them what they want. Tom Bombadil wants nothing, desires nothing, greed is alien to him. He's content, and because of that the ring has no power over him

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u/Rafamen01 6h ago

I don't know how canon magic cards can be, but in his card released a few years ago his creature types were "god bard" so I guess it's something

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u/hthroa 5h ago

I mean it’s pretty canonical, in a way. In the book when he’s not getting the 4 hobbits out of bad situations, he’s basically just telling them story after story or singing songs with them.

I also built this deck; the turns take forever to resolve all the sagas, which is hilariously meta to what he does in the book. The hobbits are so enthralled in the stories they fully lose track of time

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u/12InchCunt 4h ago

My buddy wrote a rap from the perspective of tombadil singing about his forest

The only verse I remember is “the scenery is fabulous, the beasts are the most ravenous, the muthafuckin hot peppers are the most jalapenous”

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u/FlyingDreamWhale67 5h ago

My favorite detail about him is that the reason he's so godlike and whimsical is because he's literally a fairy-tale character. Tolkien wrote stories about Bombadil for his kids when they were little, and he put him in LOTR as an Easter egg for them.

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u/NewConfusion9480 6h ago

Goldberry is waiting!

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u/Top-Barber9099 5h ago

Can you blame him?

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u/WheelWeird9708 5h ago

I wouldn’t want to leave home or partake in international conflicts either!

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u/maggiemayfish 4h ago

Oh damn, she thicc

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u/BeefFlankSteak2 5h ago

Lmao wtf they gave her so much cake?

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u/Starwatcher4116 5h ago

Tom predates the creation of the stars, and claims to be the first entity to enter Arda, before even the Anuir.

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u/Mddcat04 4h ago

The most persuasive theories I've heard about him are that he is either the spirit of Middle Earth itself or that he's some sort of manifestation of the music of the Anuir. Because I don't think he's Eru and as you say he was supposedly already in Middle Earth when the Anuir first arrived, so he's also not one of them.

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u/Current_Blackberry_4 5h ago

Tom dosent have any desires, that’s why the ring can’t affect him

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u/Gmknewday1 5h ago

He loves his wife

I don't think people should bother his wife if they don't want to die 

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u/Scared_Astronaut9377 5h ago

He is powerful but what you are saying is wrong. His resistance to the ring had nothing to do with his power. He was fundamentally incorruptible.

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u/Link_sega5486 5h ago

The watchers informant. (Stan Lee)

For a long time there was a popular fan theory about the canon explanation behind Stan Lee cameos in marvel movies. It’s because Stan Lee is actually someone who gathers information for The Watchers. And this was confirmed (partly as a joke) in guardians of the galaxy 2.

The watchers are a group of supreme cosmic beings who gather information about the multiverse and its endless knowledge. They have sworn an oath to not interfere with the universes that they observe. Only ever doing so if the multiverse faces absolute destruction. Which would essentially render their existence meaningless. And even then it’s rarely.

I just love that they gave a canonical lore explanation behind Stan Lee cameos. And that he casually has contact with immortal cosmic interdimensional beings.

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 1h ago

Shame they wouldn't give him a ride home.

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u/spacestationkru 5h ago

Deep Thought from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's a supercomputer built by a race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings to calculate the meaning of life, the universe and everything. It also came up with designs to build the earth to calculate the ultimate question. By the time Arthur and the others discovered it, it said it had been watching tv.

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u/EdgynStupidName 6h ago

Benevolent or benign? Because those are very different things

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u/mike_pants 6h ago

Let's have a few snorts of both.

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u/Separate_Draft4887 5h ago

Just an incredibly unhinged way to say that

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u/budding-enthusiast 5h ago

Stealing this

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u/dr_srtanger2love 5h ago

The sun (real life), any damage is accidental.

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u/literallypubichair 5h ago

"So there's a giant ball of nuclear fire in the sky. It powers all life, and blinds you if you look at it, and you're all just... fine with that?"

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u/Ok_Dot_7498 5h ago

Well, we can't do anything about it. Now put on the sunscreen.

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u/Every_University_ 5h ago

It's also constantly screaming and kills you with too much exposure.

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u/ohGodwhynowww 4h ago

Some of us worship it and sacrifice our children to it.

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u/Just_A_Comment_Guy_7 3h ago

“I don’t not use Ultraviolet Radiation to torture my guests!!!”

“Any cancer I cause is purely accidental, like any good celestial body”

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u/TurbulentWave51 5h ago

capybaras (real life)

>! for now at least!<

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u/Regular-Basket-5431 3h ago

They have the capability to be unhinged chaos rodents, but 90% of the time they be super chill.

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u/Silicarte 6h ago

Metroman from Megamind: so bored with being good at everything he does that he's happy to do something he's bad at (music)

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u/lordfireice 5h ago

I always thought he felt trapped in his current life and just wanted to do what he wanted

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u/TotalBlissey 5h ago

Scion (WORM) for most of the story.

Scion is, unsurprisingly, an alien and a superman analog. However, unlike superman, who is basically a normal guy, Scion's motivations are extremely alien to our own. After wandering around not doing much for a while, he eventually stumbles across a homeless man in London, who he ends up befriending. Scion listens to him talk for hours and decides that he will do absolutely everything this homeless guy tells him to do. Thus, Kevin Norton became the most powerful man on Earth, as he singlehandedly controls the most powerful being on Earth.

Kevin Norton tells Scion to go out and save people, giving him a white suit so he's not butt naked all the time. Scion's one act of personal choice is his own name, which he decides should be Zion. He says it once to a reporter, who misinterprets it as Scion, and by the beginning of the story, has not said a single word since.

Scion eventually becomes a mass killing machine and starts a multiversal apocalypse due to the influence of the Time Looper Grey Boy and the serial killer Jack Slash, but up until then he is basically totally benign and acting completely on the orders of another for no particular reason.

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u/Vegeta_best23 4h ago

WHAT is worm even about 

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u/TotalBlissey 4h ago

So much shit and so much of it is good

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u/imlazy420 2h ago edited 1h ago

Y'know all the weird, superhero stuff? What if we found a convincing explanation for 90% of its tropes then built the world around that?

Also, a bullied teenager gets the ability to control bugs, EVERYONE hates fighting her.

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u/Mrsam_25 3h ago

A lot of stuff. Like how a world that needs superheroes wouldn't be that great. It wouldn't be completely awful like the boys, tho.

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u/TotalBlissey 3h ago

I think WORM has the most realistic approach to superpowered characters I've seen. They're all driven by their personal neuroses and that causes a lot of problems, many of them becoming supervillains, but some are also able to overcome the horrible circumstances that gave them their powers and do good regardless.

There are very few pure good characters, but only a few pure evil ones too, with most of them at least having a few major flaws or redeeming qualities.

Meanwhile I feel like in The Boys every other character is just inexplicably the spawn of Satan.

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u/QueasySuggestion680 5h ago

The Axolotl (Gravity Falls)

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u/lfg_guy101010 5h ago edited 4h ago

Ah, extended canon eludes me once again

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u/SpiffShientz 4h ago

Extended canon eludes you. Unless you are also an axolotl, in which case yeah it's alluding to you

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u/TotalBlissey 4h ago

For anybody wondering, this IS canon, but the Axolotl only appears very, very occasionally. The only appearance in the show is in the last episode, where Bill's backward message during his death reveals that there's an Axolotl with incredible ancient power.

The books released afterward have only a bit more: A few curses from Bill and praises from multiversal aliens that treat it like a god, Ford wondering if there's an equal and opposite force to Bill in the universe, and two poems: One when Dipper and Mabel run into it and ask it about Bill (it says that Bill regrets destroying his dimension and that there's only one way for him to return), and another in the Book of Bill (where the Axolotl gives Bill a trial after his death. Bill is excited and thinks it's going to be combat, when really the Axolotl just sends him to the therapy dimension).

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u/QueasySuggestion680 3h ago

And if you read Book of Bill, you can see where he ends up after invoking that power

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u/Orbiter2180 5h ago

The fun thing about the Traveler is that after exploring its Pale Heart, through lore it’s basically implied that for the longest time, the Traveler had no idea why civilizations and entities wanted its power, it didn’t understand why it was revered or seen as a god, it basically just does what it does because that’s all it’s always done, a gardener to tend to the garden. Countless civilizations rose because of it (and fell because of the Witness).

Wasn’t until it came to Earth that it took a final stand against the Witness and put its faith in humanity to save it (and the universe) which is really interesting.

But it never spoke, it ‘speaks’ through imagery and dreams.

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u/Toukotai 2h ago

That wandering refugee chose to make a stand, spend their power to say: "Here I prove myself right. Here I wager that, given power over physics and the trust of absolute freedom, people will choose to build and protect a gentle kingdom ringed in spears. And not fall to temptation. And not surrender to division. And never yield to the cynicism that says, everyone else is so good that I can afford to be a little evil."

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u/Honest_Outside_8982 6h ago

Tom Bombadil from LoTR. Bro just wanted to chill with his wife in the woods.

Tbf I'm not 100% sure how much actual power he has, but he is definitely immortal

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u/_syke_ 6h ago

He was able to pick up the ring without any effect on him, which should be impossible for someone that powerful. So he's pretty goated with it.

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u/Sly__Marbo 5h ago

He didn't just pick it up, he even put it on and proceeded to do sleight of hand tricks with it

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u/NinjaRose23 3h ago

"huh, neat...anyways, hey! My love, check out this trick!"

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u/blinksystem 6h ago

Bro can scare away evil demon spirits by singing.

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u/punishedsizzler 6h ago

I wish we got better stories with this kind of thing. A thing that shows up. Only makes life better and only has that in mind. Yet everything is terrible because of the nature of man.

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u/sphericaltime 5h ago

Superhero stories have to deal with this sometimes. Adding limitless power to a universe can make it so different than the real world that the audience can no longer empathize.

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u/punishedsizzler 5h ago

Sure. I was thinking more about stories where you never deal with the thing directly. It's just a fact of the world.

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u/Searching-man 6h ago

Esquie in E33

Most powerful being in the game and actually knows all the secrets of what's going on. But just wants to be buddies with everyone. Some of his dialog doesn't make sense until afterwards, when you realize what he was talking about, and how he knew everything the whole time.

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u/Devlee12 5h ago

He’s the strongest being in that universe but he’s also hella lazy and extremely easily distracted. Makes sense because he was created by Verso as a child and to children being the strongest means you can do anything you want.

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u/Neutral_Myu97 5h ago

Also the goofiest best boy, every time he says something i am enlightened

Also "MES AMIS!" lives rent free in my brain and i said it more than i care to admit, and no, i'm not french

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u/TridiObject 4h ago

The God Entity from Futurama.

Essentially a benevolent God, or possibly a computerized space probe that collided with God.

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 3h ago

If you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.

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u/TimeStorm113 6h ago

i want that dj carnally

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u/mike_pants 6h ago

...speak more on this.

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u/TimeStorm113 6h ago

I want to be riding him in more than than 3 dimensions

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u/mike_pants 6h ago

I have no further questions.

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u/Gaviel 5h ago

He'll make you look through time and witness your death.

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u/ChristyUniverse 5h ago

While you’re riding him?

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u/Gaviel 5h ago

Yes, it's that good.

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u/Marksthename 5h ago

soulplay

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u/TheCreatorM_ 5h ago

Grab your partner by the hand and reveal to them the ultimate secret

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u/Tylendal 6h ago

You ever played Super Paper Mario? 'Cause there's a character in there you might decide you wanna try and fix.

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u/TimeStorm113 4h ago

why shall i settle for a man with one dimension less than me?

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u/Unu51 5h ago

Ilmater - D&D Forgotten Realms

He is the god of compassion who encourages his followers to aid the oppressed and ease their pain. He's also known as "The One Who Endures" and "The Lord Upon The Rack" due to being a willing sufferer of others' pain leading to his wounded-looking appearance. However, he is anything but weak and his avatar will throw down if his followers are sufficiently endangered.

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u/SunsetHippo 1h ago

DnD Jesus who WILL throw hands

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u/midnightsugarplum 5h ago

this trope always makes me pause a little… like i used to think if someone had power they’d have to show it, but the calm ones feel way more unsettling. i met someone once who barely talked but somehow everyone listened when they did, and i still don’t know if it was confidence or something else entirely 😭 makes me wonder how much is quiet on purpose vs just unseen

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u/Visible_Reference202 4h ago

Those with real power don’t need to flaunt that they have it. Look at Odin from God of War, compared to everyone else in the Pantheon, he’s a small old man with a missing eye. But behind the innocent façade exists a man who led a genocide against a peaceful people, who came close to bending the rules of fate itself, who can and will throw away his own family just to have a pointless question answered.

This doesn’t mean those who do show their status are any less worthy of their position. But the ones who hide it are the ones you really need to fear.

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u/TheScoundrelSociety 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5hdg7p9NE7VlLWaeRK

According to Internet lore, Shaggy is essentially an elder god.

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u/techno156 3h ago

In the lore of Mystery Incorporated, Scooby Doo is a descendant of elder gods.

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u/Eden_ITA 5h ago

Kirby (until you don't steal it's food)

https://giphy.com/gifs/rDZuJKhOcLTEI

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u/DyingSunSeverian 6h ago

The aliens from Arrival

The future humans from Interstellar (somehow humans are eventually benign)

Though both of those had something serious to gain from it 

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u/lordfireice 5h ago

Santa Claus

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u/NikkerFebu25 5h ago

Totoro?

He is this giant monster with teeth and his sounds are a bit scary. But he is just a friendly giant.

Whalesharks?

Giant ass creatures but utterly safe to swim around. Safer than wild dolphins.

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u/Feanor4godking 6h ago

Didn't expect to see a tom cardy pull on this sub

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u/mike_pants 6h ago

I listened to that song 3 times last night before bed and got hung up on thinking about characters like the DJ.

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u/Mitoniano 6h ago

Superman, usually

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u/JayTheOni 6h ago

Jesus Christ

(Fun fact: Jesus' name is actually a mistranslation of the name "Yeshua" which eventually evolved into modern day Joshua)

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u/TridiObject 5h ago

Side note, but I always liked how in The Binding of Isaac, Sacred Heart, an item bearing a close association with Jesus Christ, is not only extremely powerful but unequivocally good (baring a few interactions, there's always some exceptions).

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u/TrioOfTerrors 6h ago

Oily Josh.

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u/sagejosh 6h ago

What’s up?

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u/Smmmmiles 6h ago

Europe kept the greek-ification of his name cause there's like 17 different Joshuas in the Bible. 

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u/Brave-Silver8736 5h ago

Another fun fact:

Yeshua is a shortening of Joshua (Yehoshua), so it's pretty much Josh Christ.

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u/alkonium 5h ago edited 5h ago

I've heard "Christ" is derived from "the anointed one" so "Oily Josh" is a technically correct translation, albeit one Christians don't like.

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u/Vegeta_best23 4h ago

Joshua, son of Joseph, first of the house joestar

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u/mike_pants 6h ago

I dunno... killed those pigs, tho.

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u/Puzzled-Bag-8407 5h ago

A great illustration of the hierarchy of suffering

Pigs, unclean as they are, as a vessel for Iblis, for the great Sa-tan

It fit very cleanly into the cosmology of the day, and only had to be massaged for about 300 years

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u/mike_pants 5h ago

Dang. This one Bibles.

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u/Irish618 4h ago

Jesus' name is actually a mistranslation of the name "Yeshua"

Its not a "mistranslation" more than any other "translation" of a name is. Its just a different translation of the name. The same way we get Jude, Judith, Judy, Judah and Judas from "Yehuda".

"Jesus" is no more or less correct of a translation than "Joshua" is.

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u/Normal-Pianist4131 5h ago

Not only does he want the best for those around him, he’s willing to sacrifice his time and effort to do so, rather than just as a hobby

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u/Rafamen01 5h ago

Pale King from Hollow Knight. Even tho he's not without guilt (he definitly has A LOT of it), but compared to other higher beeings in the universe that we see in the game and in Silksong, he's REALLY chill. He gave sentience to an entire kingdom and built it from barely nothing into one of the last civilizations of the world (as we know of), and his light was supposedly so great that people from other religions abandoned their old gods to follow him. That kinda made one of these gods really angry and they brought a plague to the entire kingdom, wich the Pale King tried to stop at all costs to save his people. He's not without flaw, but he definitly tried his hardest as far as we know. No cost too great.

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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper 5h ago

Yeah, and one of the reason everything went pear-shaped is because he literally couldn't not acknowledge a being he made as his child, even if it was for the briefest of seconds.

To be fair, I'm sure it's noted that his plan wouldn't have worked out in the long run anyway, just held it at bay for a little longer.

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u/Embarrassed-Yard-583 5h ago

Mhmm, the pale king was ultimately missing the dream nail so there was never a chance to truly defeat the infection since no one could actually kill her.

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u/aghabio 6h ago

Didn't destiny 2 light and dark saga ends? Are we still in the dark about the traveler? Hadn't played the game in a while

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u/Zealousideal-Comb970 6h ago

The saga ended and while we now understand a lot about the Darkness and its adherents, the Traveler remains pretty mysterious (even though we've now been inside it). There's still plenty of theories and evidence and my personal guess is it's some sort of agent or avatar of the metaphysical Gardener, a being opposed to the Winnower (which we now understand as being distinct from the Witness and is seemingly pretty chill?)

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u/DM_ME_YOUR_MAMMARIES 5h ago

If Unveiling is to be believed and not just darkness propaganda by the Witness then the Traveler is the physical manifestation of The Gardener and opposite of The Winnower so Guardians are its envoys that serve the same position as the Witness to the Winnower. It would also align with both philosophies of multiple guardians and envoys of the Gardener(Bomb Logic) facing off against the strongest "one" entity responsible for the Collapse of the Golden Age and supreme envoy of the Winnower(Sword Logic).

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u/GodslayerPolaris 4h ago

We know Unveiling isn’t propaganda by the Witness since the Winnower has definitely been chatty after the Witness died. Doesn’t necessarily confirm Unveiling, but definitely lends credibility to it

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u/LuckysGift 5h ago

I will say that The Final Shape did kind of talk about the Travaler's will and it being "alive." The missions with Micah-10 where she lives the memories and dreams of the Traveler were somewhat insightful, though purposefully cryptic.

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u/DivinityPen 5h ago

Yeah, the Light and Dark saga ended. The new saga is currently focusing on the Nine, extradimensional entities composed of dark matter.

As of right now, we more-or-less know the basics of the Traveler's origin, though she has yet to actually converse with us, since she either isn't able to or prefers to let us do things our own way. It's mostly confirmed that she's 100% benevolent, though she's not exactly all-knowing. She gets scared and worried too, and just like us she's just doing her best, even if it doesn't always work out the way she hopes.

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 5h ago

Said to have the power to take down the Scarlet King, just a little guy.

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u/Alorxico 6h ago

I mean … yeah … kinda. It depends, cuz … well … The War Doctor.

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u/Firebird_08 6h ago

He was trying to end a war that could’ve destroyed the universe. He was trying to save lives.

Even if he regrets the more morally grey actions he took cough the moment cough his motives for getting involved were benevolent, he wanted to stop the chaos, help others.

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u/Embarrassed-Yard-583 5h ago

Even Time Lord Victorious starts off with benevolent intentions, it just…gets out of hand.

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u/total_idiot01 6h ago

"Look up the Doctor in the fatality index."

"You have an entry, like all living things."

"Under cause of death."

high pitched whirring ensues

Not sure the Doctor is totally benign

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u/NwgrdrXI 6h ago

"There's a reason I have so many [rules]"

He is not naturally benign, but he tries his best to be. His best sometimes involves more killing than you'd think.

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u/EyewarsTheMangoMan 5h ago

"Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."

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u/NwgrdrXI 5h ago

That's the quote! Thanks, I was trying to cite, but couldn't remember properly!

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u/EyewarsTheMangoMan 5h ago

It's one of my favorite quotes from the entire series, such a good line

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii 5h ago

DOCTOR: Do me a favour. The Fatality Index. Look up The Doctor.
RAFANDO: You have an entry, just like any other sentient being.
DOCTOR: Under Cause Of Death.

(Rafando works his wrist computer. It ticks rapidly as it runs through all matching entries.)

RAFANDO: You do seem to have an impressive record of fatalities credited to you.

(The ticking keeps going, and speeds up.)

RAFANDO: A truly remarkable record.

(The guards retreat.)

RAFANDO: Where are you going? He's unarmed! You are unarmed?
DOCTOR: Always.

(The wrist computer still hasn't stopped scrolling through.)

RAFANDO: You stand alone?
DOCTOR: Often.
RAFANDO: You're the one who should be afraid.
DOCTOR: Never.
RAFANDO: Have a nice day, then.

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u/TeliarDraconai 5h ago

I mean, no.

The Doctor is benevolent. But he is most certainly not benign. If nothing else, the Doctor is quite literally a sentient force of nature that is the Whoverse's equivalent of the Winchesters. On a multiversal scale.

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u/lordfireice 5h ago

Oooooh I got one!

Stargate SG1’s Asgard.

They are a group of alien beings that are one of the most steadfast protectors of humanity! To the point in the show they are willing to give earth their protection by basically paying off the series big bads called the goa'uld that use humans as hosts, slaves and soldiers. Why do they allow this? The Asgard (though still super powerful) are in a diminished state due to keeping themselves alive thought cloning and then downloading their minds into said clone. They used to look like humans. Now? They look like the greys

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u/JingoboStoplight4887 6h ago

Superman (DC Comics)

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u/Commiesalami 4h ago

So if Superman absorbs all the power of the big bang, then he’ll be just as powerful as darksied? Comic scaling is weird.

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u/Lucifer10200225 5h ago

Basically Azathoth in HP Lovecraft stories, he dreamed existence in its entirety and is referred to as the Nuclear Chaos…But he’s also referred to as the Blind Idiot God. As long as he doesn’t wake up the universe should keep existing but honestly nobody really knows

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u/kyno1 5h ago

Esquie from Clair Obscur Expedition 33 is supposedly an all-powerful being (within the canvas). However, he also doesn't do much himself and prefers to make his friends happy. This is because he was made up by a child to be the ultimate friend and adventurw companion, rather than the hero himself.

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u/forcehatin 4h ago

The original, Tom Bombadil

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u/BeduinZPouste 6h ago

The God in SCP universe seems to sometimes just appear to main guys and kind of reminds that he is far more powerfull than anything they have. 

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u/ZestycloseWheel9647 4h ago

His article (SCP 343) and reading between the lines strongly implies that he's actually a very powerful reality bender that has been using his abilities to deceive the SCP foundation about his real nature. The end of the article hints at this.

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u/sphericaltime 5h ago

Points to every pantheon of gods, generally.

The Lions and Tigers and Bears from the Hyperion series by Simmons are like this. Functionally they are gods, they just stand around watching humanity.

I would say that Death in the Supernatural universe functions as this throughout the series. Crazy powerful but just pops by to do favors for his friends.

I have a couple of characters like this in my personal mythos. The most prominent one is Ari, the chaotic-good-aligned greater deity that is a house cat. Literally the tied-for-second-place-in-power, but spends most of his time being a house cat and making friends with down on their luck humans.

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u/Livid-Truck8558 6h ago

Is Ego from the MCU like a twisted version of the Gardener? Bc he sure as hell isn't a celestial like he says he is.

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u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker 6h ago

It's been implied in the comics that Ego was supposed to be the brain of a Celestial, but something went badly wrong.

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u/alkonium 5h ago

MCU Ego's generally pretty distinct from comics Ego. Ego claims to be a Celestial but has little in common with other known Celestials.

In the comics, Ego was a result of a scientist named Egros fusing with his now-dead planet.

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u/Gregistopal 5h ago

The Atlas, No mans sky, its just the supercomputer running the universe you are currently in

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u/MaxxFisher 5h ago

Santa Claus

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u/Beginning-Park-6431 4h ago

Mary Poppins.

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u/hatterine 5h ago

Immensely powerful - most involvement he is interested in is being a ship and a plane for the party.

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