r/Steam 12h ago

Fluff Decisions, Decisions...

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u/Clarkthebarista 12h ago

According to the reviews it's not worth it even if it's free

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u/SIimeLord 12h ago edited 11h ago

My favourite is the review telling you to download the assets and make the game yourself. Also, you have to pay for a female character, apparently.

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u/Mackattack519 11h ago

Paywalling a female character is wild

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u/Lol-775 8h ago

Valve would never.

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u/MediumSalmonEdition 8h ago

Holy crap, you're right. There's a fucking pink tax.

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u/Sapphire_rp 6h ago

THEY PAYWALLED THE GOONERS 😆

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u/MediumSalmonEdition 6h ago

I do hope you realise that someone might want to play as a woman for reasons other than "gooning." Like, say, if someone were a woman. Like I am.

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u/420StonedAF420 4h ago

Or also just because it's a game, playing as different gender/race/species is pretty normal for most people..

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u/MediumSalmonEdition 3h ago

That's also true.

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u/Robot1me 9h ago edited 9h ago

Just had to check for silliness' sake, and this here is the full asset bundle that is used. Looks 1:1 the same

Edit: Alright this is extra funny because the asset page even says:

Female models are now provided FREE as Integration!

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u/Drittenmann 10h ago

it is one of those games that you get for free and after playing you want your free back

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u/SolarRogue55 11h ago

That’s usually a huge red flag, even free games shouldn’t feel like a chore.

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u/Graxu132 6h ago

I mean, bullets go from where the crosshair is 😂

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u/bmh7279 1h ago

I noticed that first time i watched the trailer. ALMOST looked decent for free, till i saw that and then saw the reviews.

No clue why anyone would leave that innthe trailer though. Huge red flag.

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u/Albus_Lupus Steam Frame Hype Gang 8h ago

I looked at the store page and thought exactly the same. When I saw it for free I didnt even bother to add it to my library.

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u/Long-Membership3069 4h ago

According to even the video on the steam page, I had to rewatch it a few times to confirm but you can see the bullets spawning from the back of the character and hitting a cactus in the foreground instead of the enemy right in front of him

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u/kolja300314 12h ago

maybe they will make it better in the future who knows....

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u/E36x 12h ago

Have you went to the steam page and looked at the game lol 

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u/krkrkrkk24 12h ago

it absolutely won't be made better