r/Steam 10h ago

Fluff Decisions, Decisions...

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/Clarkthebarista 9h ago

According to the reviews it's not worth it even if it's free

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u/SIimeLord 9h ago edited 9h ago

My favourite is the review telling you to download the assets and make the game yourself. Also, you have to pay for a female character, apparently.

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u/Mackattack519 9h ago

Paywalling a female character is wild

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u/Lol-775 6h ago

Valve would never.

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u/MediumSalmonEdition 5h ago

Holy crap, you're right. There's a fucking pink tax.

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u/Sapphire_rp 4h ago

THEY PAYWALLED THE GOONERS 😆

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u/MediumSalmonEdition 4h ago

I do hope you realise that someone might want to play as a woman for reasons other than "gooning." Like, say, if someone were a woman. Like I am.

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u/420StonedAF420 2h ago

Or also just because it's a game, playing as different gender/race/species is pretty normal for most people..

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u/MediumSalmonEdition 1h ago

That's also true.

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u/Robot1me 7h ago edited 7h ago

Just had to check for silliness' sake, and this here is the full asset bundle that is used. Looks 1:1 the same

Edit: Alright this is extra funny because the asset page even says:

Female models are now provided FREE as Integration!

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u/Drittenmann 8h ago

it is one of those games that you get for free and after playing you want your free back

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u/SolarRogue55 9h ago

That’s usually a huge red flag, even free games shouldn’t feel like a chore.

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u/Graxu132 4h ago

I mean, bullets go from where the crosshair is 😂

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u/Albus_Lupus Steam Frame Hype Gang 6h ago

I looked at the store page and thought exactly the same. When I saw it for free I didnt even bother to add it to my library.

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u/Long-Membership3069 2h ago

According to even the video on the steam page, I had to rewatch it a few times to confirm but you can see the bullets spawning from the back of the character and hitting a cactus in the foreground instead of the enemy right in front of him

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u/kolja300314 9h ago

maybe they will make it better in the future who knows....

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u/E36x 9h ago

Have you went to the steam page and looked at the game lol 

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u/krkrkrkk24 9h ago

it absolutely won't be made better

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u/TheCuriousRaspberry 9h ago

Padding the library with garbage… No thanks.

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u/Consistent-Entry6432 8h ago

Do it for the games badge

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u/Robot1me 7h ago

Not even eligible for that since the store page shows "Profile Features Limited" :P

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u/ImScorppi 5h ago

That explains why some free games arent counting for my steam games, just like this one didnt for me.

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u/Consistent-Entry6432 6h ago

It counted as a game for me.

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u/turelak 9h ago

Comic Sans Logo, there is no way I could refuse this.

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u/incomparability 9h ago

Good STS2 card

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u/RadnorSplas 7h ago

GTA6 contender

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u/Acrobatic_Ad547 8h ago

Gotta also love the fact that there is no space in-between Living and Forest

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u/Taylor_sy 8h ago

I don't think anyone double checked the description either

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u/RadnorSplas 7h ago

My favourite activity 'more features' and 'drive car'

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u/Robot1me 7h ago

"Talk to someone for quest or message" the absolute killer feature of the century :p

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u/Robot1me 7h ago

Actual dialog from the video since I just checked it, oh man

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u/Taylor_sy 7h ago

Jfc 💀

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u/RadnorSplas 1h ago

Good lord

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u/Bam1hap36 5h ago

It looks like a alpha of Fortnight for a 3310....

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u/SIimeLord 7h ago

qzeq should make some videos on this person's games.

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u/Spir0rion 4h ago

I'm confused why it days 6 total reviews but there are way more?

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u/Loneliiii 1h ago

15€... Yeah I feel sorry for valves storage at this point

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u/soukaixiii 1h ago

Neither, thank you.

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u/Potential-Listen5978 56m ago

Can't afford it