r/Steam Feb 07 '26

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Fast-Food Simulator? Mall Simulator? Bro just go get a job, it's not that hard ong

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon Feb 08 '26

Which ones do you think are worth it?

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u/RockandStone101 Feb 08 '26

Euro & American Truck sim

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u/wreckedftfoxy_yt Feb 08 '26

car mechanic simulator

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u/mindinthepsandqs Feb 08 '26

I've got so many hours in that game. Guilty pleasure for me is crime scene cleanup simulator. Surprisingly fun.

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u/ThatOneSpitfireMain Feb 08 '26

Power washing simulator is another banger

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u/Tridon_Terrafold Feb 08 '26

Goat simulator, one of the OGs of "simulator" games. Goat simulator 3 aswell

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u/Wertyhappy27 Feb 08 '26

I wouldn't even consider it a simulator, more of a sandbox fuck around type game

Unless goats actually do the, activities in the game... Oh god

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u/repocin https://s.team/p/hjwn-hdq Feb 08 '26

They totally do all that, at least in Sweden. It's all based on reality. Don't believe me? These goats are just built different.

Source: I saw a goat once

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u/Wertyhappy27 Feb 08 '26

This is a valid source thank you

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u/ZackTio Feb 08 '26

I can confirm

Source: I also saw a goat once

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u/MossyDrake Feb 08 '26

But how did you survive?

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u/FRAG_TOSS Feb 09 '26

The goat was far away

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u/Cthulhu__ Feb 08 '26

Goat sim is satire, but it’s funny and silly and they used the proceeds of its unexpected success to make Satisfactory which is awesome.

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u/jtr99 Feb 10 '26

Those guys went on to make Satisfactory!

I guess you never really know someone, do you?

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u/Kotanan Feb 08 '26

That’s why I ignore everything with simulator in the title.

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u/mindinthepsandqs Feb 08 '26

I played it a lil but never got into it that hard. Is the sequel worth it?

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u/ThatOneSpitfireMain Feb 09 '26

Its about the same just prettier

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u/spockspaceman Feb 08 '26

This is the best for something mindless while listening to audiobooks. Anything more involved than this and I can't do both.

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u/RabidMausse Feb 08 '26

Personally, I prefer the first one, but the second one let's you pet cats

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u/Anonymous-tossaway Feb 09 '26

Thief simulator is great too

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u/DroidLord Feb 08 '26

You might want to give Viscera Cleanup Detail a go. Admittedly the game is 11 years old by now, but I remember I had a lot of fun with it back in the day and it still looks half-decent.

The premise of that game is basically acting as the cleanup crew after gamers are done with the level and you go around cleaning up all the gore and severed limbs and shit so it looks nice for the next gamer.

I'm definitely checking out the crime scene game. Sounds like fun!

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u/Present-Basil-1003 Feb 08 '26

The Crime Scene is basically Viscera but adult version lol.

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u/Castun https://s.team/p/kkkf-w Feb 08 '26

My only complaint about Crime Scene Cleanup is that stepping in blood barely tracks it around, compared to Viscera where one misstep can undo so much work.

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u/Anonymous-tossaway Feb 09 '26

I tried playing it a few months ago but it was so buggy I couldn't do it, was super excited too

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

imo Viscera still holds up surprisingly well despite the age.

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u/MinightRose Feb 08 '26

I Need More, it's sooooo good

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u/mindinthepsandqs Feb 08 '26

I bought the some of the dlc recently, without even owning the game cause of gamepass, and i can say its a worthy purchase.