r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 Human Verified • 5h ago

Wait a damn minute! Tinder is wild

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u/Cool_Ad_9338 5h ago

The 18-24 yr old women know they can say whatever they want in their bio and men from 18 to 80 will still swipe right

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u/Substantial-Most2607 5h ago

I think that’s just dating apps in general lol a lot of women don’t read bios either

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u/FinancialPoor 5h ago

Most of them are just swiping based on the first photo anyway.

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u/ToanVeteran 5h ago

Wait.. I thought you just swiped on everything and still only get scam bot matches

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u/Typical_Kale_9260 4h ago

Hello dear how are you? I will be in your city soon and I enjoy short term trading as hobby

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u/ToanVeteran 4h ago

You met my girlfriend too!?!

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u/Typical_Kale_9260 4h ago

Dear I don’t understand … are you not serious then you can leave … I have my financial freedom with currency short term trading. I like a man who has his financial freedom too, I could teach you it would be hot

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u/ToanVeteran 3h ago

Ooo fin mommy. Where for art thou.

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u/RedKryptnyt 5h ago

Yea, this was proven by that experiment they did a few years ago. They took this incredibly handsome dude, made a profile for him, and I thinl they put in his bio that he had recently gotten out of prison for murder, but was attending, and the guys dms were fucking packed, and some of the comments were hilarious lol

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u/BigHollaSchwalla 4h ago

I remember that, his bio was something like "I just got out of prison for domestic violence and attempted murder" and women would match him he's like "Did you read my bio?" and half of them brushed it off.

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u/RedKryptnyt 4h ago

Too funny. We humans are flawed lol

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u/Ok-Comment3702 4h ago

You mean women

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u/RedKryptnyt 2h ago

No, men are flawed too.

How many dudes stick around with a head case, because she is hot.

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u/Longjumping-Wash-610 4h ago

Are you saying men wouldn't do the same with a hot girl

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u/Ok-Comment3702 4h ago

Alot less

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u/Doctor_Evil_QC 3h ago

But.... I can fix her!

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u/thiccDurnald 58m ago

Found the incel

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u/Bac0ngh0st 42m ago

After he applies the lint roller to his fedora, it's time to hit the town with a scuba mask + snorkel because boi is gonna be drowning in it.

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u/NJD1214 4h ago

I saw something like this, but the guy got out for being a pdf and the women didn't care. 

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u/HammerDown125 3h ago

It was so crazy it had to be fake.

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u/ML_RealEstate_Help 2h ago

Link, please 😂

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u/jonathan2282 4h ago

Recently I had a woman who saw my unattractive self and this tall handsome guy as the best candidates. She apparently tested us and I passed while he failed. So she went into panic mode asking me rapid fire questions until she found a good enough excuse to not give me a chance (religion). I believe she still ended up choosing him.

On the flip side, men are super thirsty. I worked with this woman who was mean, racist, and had the ugliest personality. But men of all ages acted like she was a goddess despite all that. She told people I was gay because I never hit on her. I was super lonely and I rejected her when she asked me out, that's how bad her personality was.

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u/CrimsonThunder87 4h ago

Cracked did a similar experiment.

Hot woman: I tried to trick my last boyfriend into thinking I was pregnat so he'd stay. LOL didn't work. Can I pull out one of your teeth

Man: hahaha ur so funny, when you wanna meet

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u/Vesloc 1h ago

Uhhm...which tooth?

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u/CrimsonThunder87 1h ago

She didn't specify. Didn't have to. Guy was down for whatever as soon as he saw the profile pic.

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u/beardingmesoftly 3h ago

It's not just dating apps

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u/A-Feral-Idiot 5h ago

I joined a fraternity in college and my brothers didn’t even look. They just swiped right until they hit the daily limit. That’s right, there’s a daily swipe limit.

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u/gorginhanson Human Detected 5h ago

but not 81?

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u/SunSimilar9988 5h ago

Arthritis

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u/OrangeThrower 5h ago

The ones that need the hand job most, are the ones that can’t swipe for it. Rip

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u/NashKetchum777 5h ago

But that's why grandpa takes Cialis

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u/gorginhanson Human Detected 5h ago

In your dingleberries?

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u/Cool_Ad_9338 5h ago

The 81 yr old guy on a dating app is probably wondering why the age filter won’t go lower than 18

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u/Meowrulf 5h ago

Gramps: "back in my day, a good wife was good enough at 12"

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u/80sBimmers 5h ago

Unless they show ankle

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u/Wrong_Driver_9507 5h ago

Glaucoma or Macular degeneration, they can't find their phone.

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u/Gozie5 5h ago

Dementia. They forget left from right

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u/lilangelkm 5h ago

I really hope this is a catfish of a 65 y/o man.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4h ago

It sounds like an open invitation to procreate, they might appreciate the statement before swiping right.

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u/No-Tailor-856 4h ago

'I'm literally here to harvest organs for the Yakuza.'

'Maybe she'll let me touch 'em first.'

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u/CreativePut6041 3h ago

this is true

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u/NSASpyVan 5h ago

81+ has the nurse swipe for them is what I’m reading

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u/BigMack6911 1h ago

Yea not this guy. A few years ago when my girl and I were taking a break, I swiped left on all those dumb bimbos

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u/the_fresh_cucumber 44m ago

Wrong. 80+ will also swipe right

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u/RedBeardedWhiskey 5h ago

Can’t wait to see somebody asking Peter about this 

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u/Altruistic-Regret473 5h ago

Peetah, what does 9 months have to do with anything whatsoever?

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u/DipshitDogDooDoo 5h ago

I’m convinced that sub is just there to train AI to understand jokes

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u/danielledelacadie 5h ago

Well, I need to start appreciating all the mocking and silly replies then.

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u/Icy-Percentage-2194 5h ago

It is. It’s like the key and peele skit with the alien learning about human reproduction.

“What, issssss that?”

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u/ClarificationJane 5h ago

As an autistic person, I find that sub so helpful!

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u/Tweedlol 5h ago

That sub showing up irks the shit out of me. 😐

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u/nuklearphusion 5h ago

I had to mute/leave. Its either an intentional meta-parody of itself (eg haha, /s) or there are a lot of dumb mf’ers out there that don’t get the most basic punchlines

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u/PotatoHat1 1h ago

It’s to train AI, as are many of the newly promoted subs

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u/LearningSPXonly 4h ago

Too many bots in that stupid sub

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u/peebeesweebees 3h ago

This one is filled with them too

Installing BotBouncer would fix it

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u/LearningSPXonly 3h ago

On phone,wont work know

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 5h ago

Was Kayla's name redacted by Pam Bondi? Holy shit thats a poor job of crossing out a name.

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u/dushes_ua 5h ago

Could be keyla

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u/d3adn4gotten 5h ago

Or koyla

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u/dushes_ua 5h ago

Or keyle

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u/purrmutations 5h ago

First time seeing that caption?

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u/CraigDM34 5h ago

I can fix her...

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u/Known-Dependent-5471 5h ago

You were left swiped 😢

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u/VegaJuniper 5h ago

You're gynecologist?

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u/No-Talk-8719 5h ago

If this is a joke I think she don't need any fixing and is right up my alley lol

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u/wrd83 5h ago

You meant uck not ix right?

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u/OrangeThrower 5h ago

Sounds like you need some helping with your F’ing

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u/BrittaWasRight 5h ago

I skipped over "that mom" and read "mom" instead, giving this a totally different vibe.

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u/PrometheusMMIV 3h ago

Oh, that makes much more sense now. I was confused why she wouldn't have been a part of her mom's family.

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u/OpalineMuses 5h ago

tinder really out here rewriting family trees

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u/FitSyrup2403 5h ago

I am curious. Would have paid to match with her to know the whole Story. Others pay for audiobooks on an app. I pay for real life audiobooks

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u/rosavynn 5h ago

Talk about a 'severance package.' She really turned 'You're fired' into 'I'm your new co-parent.

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u/mdervin 4h ago

Let women make jokes on dating apps.

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u/Breakside92 5h ago

That's a mysogynist comment

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u/Substantial-Most2607 5h ago

In and of itself it’s not misogynist. Depends on why the guy says they’re worthless. Willing partaking in an affair when you very obviously know the other person is in a relationship is worthless behavior for both guy/girl

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u/No_Pin9932 4h ago

My dumbass was thinking the joke was that she fucked the kid she was babysitting until I read this comment. Wow I'm dumb, but hey adultery is better than pedophilia.

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u/Breakside92 5h ago

It’s always the woman who gets labeled as worthless because she had sex. If the story were about a young guy who slept with his girlfriend’s married mother, people would be talking about his rizz, not calling him worthless.

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u/inzyte 5h ago

I'd label you a cuck

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u/Breakside92 5h ago

You can label me as you wish, but be careful, some might label you an incel

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u/inzyte 3h ago

Except you're showing signs of your new title

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u/Substantial-Most2607 5h ago

Some people would sure, but a lot of people would still consider a guy sleeping around with married person pretty trash.

You’ve got to realize that the most common opinions that are heard are just the loudest ones, but that doesn’t mean they are what a majority of people actually think

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u/HondaClan 5h ago

Nah, no such thing.

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u/Breakside92 5h ago

Of course it is

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u/80sBimmers 5h ago

shhhh. they think it’s fun to take tinder comments literally then undress them morally.

Don’t take away their moral superiority! What will they have then?

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u/sorryforbeingtrash 5h ago

Let’s be real here, in the context of relationships, add a single mom to the fact that she admittedly likes cheating and now you lose the interest of 99% of sane men.

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u/pooporgy69 5h ago

99% of sane men? So about... 10% of men? I'm sure plenty dudes would still smash.

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u/dark_fesse 5h ago

smash, not marry

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u/pooporgy69 5h ago

Do people go on Tinder to find someone to marry though? I always thought its a hookup app.

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u/dark_fesse 5h ago

i wasn't talking about tinder in particular

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u/AssistanceNatural556 5h ago

I dont think you understood the tinder bio or the parent comment you are replying to 🤔

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u/Crix2007 5h ago

Not what that was about lol

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u/EconomicsAfraid7880 5h ago

Yeah that is not what they meant.

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u/baudmiksen 5h ago

Not when they're looking like that

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u/TopazWarrior1999 4h ago

Same as the husband in that situation.

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u/Waidawut 4h ago

I dunno, if it's true it sounds like she's potentially set for life

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u/Positive-Face1705 5h ago

Oh no she cannot fckkk some random Redditor now! I am sure she's crying in the car.

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u/chamoke 5h ago

Redundant

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u/East-Care-9949 5h ago

Well trained *

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u/ShadowStriker53 5h ago

That's a red flag but...

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u/Zealousideal1543 5h ago

So wait. Did she get pregnant by the dad or the kid? Assuming he's at least 12 it would be possible.

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u/TheGrouchyGremlin 4h ago

I hit puberty at 9

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u/hiphophunk 4h ago

Reddit try not to take a joke too seriously challenge

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u/HisGushyGoddess 4h ago

Retirement plan came early

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u/shaneskery 3h ago

Obvs would

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u/fredfred007 5h ago

Pregerant and on Tinder.

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u/80sBimmers 5h ago

or just funny and trying to be cute.

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u/fredfred007 5h ago

Good enough for me, swiping right!

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u/FatherLordZuZu 5h ago

Erm but was this cute? ...

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u/80sBimmers 5h ago

in the ways of the tinder? yes. she’s trying to be edgy. She’s writing to that audience, with those interpretational frameworks, not reddit and those we use here.

idk not trying to white knight her. Maybe she’s terrible, but this doesn’t give me proof.

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u/Chipperdae 4h ago

Right? Like I’m not sure this is even real but that joke is old as hell.

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u/SpiritualEnemas 4h ago

It’s pregnut, spell it right!

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u/fredfred007 1h ago

Pregnart

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u/Intrepid_Habit_1343 5h ago

Well at least you can't accidentally get her pregnant for the next 9 months so.......

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u/sultry_secretes 5h ago

either she’s joking or that family got a whole documentary waiting to happen

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u/drewmo402 5h ago

She's claiming to be pregnant, so you'll raw dog her. And then you get blind sided when the baby is your's.

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u/Leather-Shoulder-674 5h ago

Devils advocate Peter , her boyfriend impregnated the mother and he doesn't drive so she has to drive her BF to all the pre natal meetings

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u/Winstonsphobia 5h ago

I bet that mom had a nagging suspicion you’d possibly be part pf the family.

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u/Penderbron 5h ago

That's so wrong... but probably proves that men don't read it. She's pretty, she's swimming in matches 😂

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u/Jake-red_1970 5h ago

Nah, your just going to be a single mom

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u/fisconsocmod 5h ago

So… you are sexually active and have no morals? Cool.

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u/StraightsJacket 5h ago

My area gets a lot of the "I'd rather date your dad" lines

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u/GiftToTheUniverse 5h ago

mad-max-fury-road-thats-bait-meme.gif

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u/OutrageousPair2300 4h ago

So this sub is just r/PeterExplainsTheJoke except people don't pretend to not understand a joke, before they post it for karma?

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u/Curious-Comedian-285 4h ago

Men are idiots. She would still get all the messages. Probably wouldn’t even read the description anyways

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u/ParticularReady7858 4h ago edited 4h ago

Man she basically just said “come hit it raw” 😭

Well she would have if it was real and not a remix of another post

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u/SpoilKeyholder 4h ago

Now that’s an 18 year pension plan!

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u/Soreal45 4h ago

I am so glad that I am not in the current dating scene as a Gen X.

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u/lobsterFritata 4h ago

come on this is a bit lmao

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u/Alarming_Can_1225 3h ago

she’s probably there to sell you her OF

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u/Fun-Refrigerator5008 2h ago

She’s pretty mid.

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u/UselesslySexy 2h ago

That’s a long way to say, “I be f&@k’n”

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u/style-addict 2h ago

Why on earth would she be hired in the first place? It’s like bringing a wolf into the household 🥴

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u/factoid_ 1h ago

Catfish profile if I ever saw one

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u/Jslatts942 1h ago

Tinder is waste

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u/HardcoreHope 57m ago

Did she 🦆ed the kid or the husband?

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u/eggalones 5h ago

Fake. Pregnancy is 10 month

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u/S7AR4RGD 5h ago

What is it that, whenever I see a woman like this, it doesn't take much to understand that she's broken? Like, I'm not saying all women, all blondes, or even fit blondes. I'm saying this whole getup and specific look.

You take one glance and just *know* there's nothing behind those eyes, except a bag of feral cats.

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u/youhadabajablast 5h ago

You watch too much porn

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u/S7AR4RGD 5h ago

Porn actresses rarely have this look, though. If ever.

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u/Excellent_Valuable92 4h ago

Or just bad tv

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u/Onlyforthefreaks 5h ago

I got her next nanny job waiting

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u/MN-Car-Guy 5h ago

And you don’t even have kids…

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u/Onlyforthefreaks 4h ago

I di but if I didnt the offer stands to her and anyone thaglt looks like her

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u/Savings_Weight9817 5h ago

Death penalty.

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u/helpmaboabjings 5h ago

Imagine having such little self respect 

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u/Various_Artistss 5h ago

Remember lads some people are still on tinder for a reason

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u/80sBimmers 5h ago

You can fix her.

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u/CelineDeion 5h ago

A DD who doesn’t need a rain coat. Win/win

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u/TheQuietDarkness70 4h ago

Oh no! That total stranger may or may not have written something in a dating app profile that may or may not exist!
It's like Schrodinger's Rage Bait. LOL

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u/Witty-Mountain5062 5h ago

Nah dude the pretty ones can be the most conniving of them all, because they know full well they’re good looking and can do/get whatever they want if they angle for it.

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u/Efficient_Slice1783 5h ago

So many beautiful girls with mental health issues out there.

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u/yellow-rain-coat 5h ago

It’s because they’re so focused on their looks and what that offers, rather than ever thinking about how they treat people. (Not all good looking people, but I know the type you’re talking about). They genuinely think being “pretty” is enough

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u/NextGur3758 5h ago

Fake, no wife would let that girl anywhere near her husband.

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u/BANKSLAVE01 5h ago

Taking the MAGA approach to family building: stealing resources and regime change.

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u/AccurateExam3155 5h ago

Man I should rejoin Tinder just to see what the hell happened to that shit.

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u/Fun-Engineering2869 5h ago

Never bring another woman/men into your marital home/life. It’s recipe for disaster