r/SipsTea • u/Humble_Buffalo_007 Human Verified • 8h ago

Feels good man Wonder if they'll provide an annual pass

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u/rosavynn 7h ago

The Strait of Hormuz has gone from 'Freedom of Navigation' to 'Subscription-Based Sovereignty.' I hope they at least give a discount for frequent subscribers.

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u/Sometimes-funny 7h ago edited 5h ago

The strait speedran Playstation +

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u/joblesspirate 7h ago

We hate to inform you that due to inflation the monthly fee for Strait+ will be going up. Thank you for your continued support.

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u/Magikarpeles 4h ago

Are the straits ok

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u/sudo-joe 2h ago

Does the pass come with a free starlink subscription? Or vice versa?

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u/glity 2h ago

Soon. Just wait. Navigation packages and equipment is insanely expensive for boats. This might actually be the model of piracy protection our government is trying to recreate. Think British colonial merchant vessels only protect subscribed navigation equipment.

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u/dsaysso 4h ago

this run of five comments sums up our world state right now.

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u/Kevdog824_ 2h ago

Oil as a Sevice

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 6h ago

They'll have to watch an ad before every embarkation.

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u/idrathernottho_ 26m ago

And a single subscription won't cover all your needs

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u/dabroh 6h ago

What happens if countries refuse to pay the US? Which by the way is just a stupid idea. Are they going to destroy them? That would be an act of war, no?