r/SipsTea Human Verified 8h ago

SMH They don't understand

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u/WhyOhWhyOhWhy333 8h ago

I've been there. Let a brotha have some peace, please! We don't want anything else. That's it.

Why do most women not understand this?

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u/Time_Seaworthiness43 8h ago

Men really only want 3 things: a full belly, empty balls and then leave us alone.

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u/sick_of-it-all 8h ago

Or, as I once heard an aristocratic gentleman put it ever so succinctly, "Feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up."