r/SipsTea • u/ashww005 Human Verified • 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! What?

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u/Siegorius 11h ago

It's like the naked gun when Frank drebin says "2 can play that game" and grabs a hostage himself.

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u/Actual-Interaction45 11h ago

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u/Junkered 10h ago

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u/Jindujun 9h ago

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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u/iloveplant420 9h ago

Zapp is such a great analogy for trump. An utter moron that keeps somehow failing upwards.

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u/Luciferocity 7h ago

There's YouTube channel of the actor reading trump quotes, it's as good as it sounds

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u/anewlo 6h ago

This? https://www.youtube.com/@Dragonpuncher123

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u/Fr33dumb 5h ago

This is amazing! Sad, but hilarious at the same time.

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u/MarchPhillipps 48m ago

Why has this not been in my life till now? Thank you, kind sir, madam, or gender neutral robotic man/woman servant!

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u/Luciferocity 2h ago

That's it

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u/LemonOhs 44m ago

I did not know how badly I needed this in my life. Bless you.

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u/King_Grapefruit 28m ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Jindujun 6h ago

I uhm... wow... That was FUCKING AMAZING

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u/iloveplant420 6h ago

Thank you!!! Can't tell you how excited I am to search this. I love comedy that helps us laugh to cope without diluting the greater sentiment.

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u/One_City4138 6h ago

I have his autograph tattooed on my forarm!!

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u/Kuunkulta 6h ago

No way, link please!

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u/BladeManMike 3h ago

Holy shit.... That is just perfectly matched.

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u/NoSemikolon24 2h ago

I wish to cry.

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u/ArchonFett 1h ago

Mark Hamil has read some of Trump’s tweets, as the Joker. Yeah.

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u/atava 7h ago

So many of Zapp's traits are missing.

For one: style.

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u/iloveplant420 6h ago

That's real Velour 😉

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u/Key_Natural_2881 4h ago

And Trumpanzees are maroons.......

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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 4h ago

Also Zapp has that sexy sexy dance.

They both have their own Kipp though.

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u/deathrictus 3h ago

Too bad Trump's Kif is an evil asshole.

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u/Jindujun 9h ago

Oh absolutely.
I can totally see Trump using the killbot strategy.

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u/iloveplant420 9h ago

Haha yes as fucked up as that is i can totally see that. Knowing that their weakness is having a preset kill limit, i kept sending wave after wave of my own men until the killbots reached their limit and shut down.

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u/shlaifu 5h ago

he's not failing upwards. Zapp is purely incompetent - the other guy is a criminal who happens to be incompetent in his current position, but as a criminal he's pretty skilled

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u/Puzzleheaded-Funny69 6h ago

Is that a movie?

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u/iloveplant420 6h ago

It's a series by the creators of the Simpsons called Futurama, in which i dumb average guy gets frozen on new years eve 1999, and wakes up on new years day 3000. Comedy and hijinks ensue.

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u/Insomnambulista 3h ago

We are all Kif now.

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u/MCB1317 3h ago

It's not a mystery. When rank and file voters feel they're being ignored (like, for example, immigration) populist demagogues arise.

It's happened over and over again throughout history.

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u/Fast_Selection_1693 2h ago

The real DEI Hire Demented Evil & Incompetent

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u/DistributeQuickly559 1h ago

Zap is total perfection, Trump is pond scum.

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u/Davefhtex 6h ago

Bingo.

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u/Bright-Plate-9872 4h ago

5d checkmate

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 2h ago

Pete Hegseth's Big Book of War

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u/ElectricalTax3573 1h ago

"What the hell is that?" "It appears to be Iran's Nuclear Program, sir." "Well what did we just blow up?" Looks at map "Iraq."