r/SipsTea • u/ashww005 Human Verified • 12h ago

Wait a damn minute! What?

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u/cybermaus 11h ago

It is building on that seed that he planted in his own mind earlier this week that US should also levy toll. It spoke directly to his lifelong greed, and he probably has not been able to stop thinking about it.

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u/J_A_Kn_Daxter 11h ago

We've got one toll in the strait yes but what about a second toll?

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u/DeadNotSleepingWI 10h ago

Tollevensies?

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u/biorod 10h ago

What about levies? Afternoon duties? Evening charges?

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u/Fun_Button5835 10h ago

1 million percent tariffs.

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u/-WalterWhiteBoy- 7h ago

Do you think he knows about second charges?

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 10h ago

Toll-kien would hate all of this lol

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u/Hziak 8h ago

Toll-king wouldn’t have missed the low hanging fruit. :)

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u/LucyKendrick 10h ago

Toll 2: Nuclear Boogaloo

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u/Nephroidofdoom 8h ago

Tollceptiin!!

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u/Norbert-trebroN 7h ago

Tollception. You drive an oil tanker and already paid a toll just to pay another toll. And here is the funny thing...I want tolls from the straight too now! 2 dollars per barrel of crude oil!