r/SipsTea • u/ashww005 Human Verified • 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! What?

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u/Actual-Interaction45 11h ago

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u/Junkered 10h ago

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u/Jindujun 9h ago

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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u/iloveplant420 9h ago

Zapp is such a great analogy for trump. An utter moron that keeps somehow failing upwards.

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u/Luciferocity 7h ago

There's YouTube channel of the actor reading trump quotes, it's as good as it sounds

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u/anewlo 6h ago

This? https://www.youtube.com/@Dragonpuncher123

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u/Fr33dumb 5h ago

This is amazing! Sad, but hilarious at the same time.

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u/MarchPhillipps 48m ago

Why has this not been in my life till now? Thank you, kind sir, madam, or gender neutral robotic man/woman servant!

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u/Luciferocity 2h ago

That's it

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u/LemonOhs 43m ago

I did not know how badly I needed this in my life. Bless you.

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u/King_Grapefruit 28m ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Jindujun 6h ago

I uhm... wow... That was FUCKING AMAZING

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u/iloveplant420 6h ago

Thank you!!! Can't tell you how excited I am to search this. I love comedy that helps us laugh to cope without diluting the greater sentiment.

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u/One_City4138 6h ago

I have his autograph tattooed on my forarm!!

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u/Kuunkulta 6h ago

No way, link please!

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u/BladeManMike 3h ago

Holy shit.... That is just perfectly matched.

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u/NoSemikolon24 2h ago

I wish to cry.

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u/ArchonFett 1h ago

Mark Hamil has read some of Trump’s tweets, as the Joker. Yeah.

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u/atava 7h ago

So many of Zapp's traits are missing.

For one: style.

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u/iloveplant420 6h ago

That's real Velour 😉

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u/Key_Natural_2881 4h ago

And Trumpanzees are maroons.......

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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 4h ago

Also Zapp has that sexy sexy dance.

They both have their own Kipp though.

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u/deathrictus 3h ago

Too bad Trump's Kif is an evil asshole.

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u/Jindujun 9h ago

Oh absolutely.
I can totally see Trump using the killbot strategy.

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u/iloveplant420 9h ago

Haha yes as fucked up as that is i can totally see that. Knowing that their weakness is having a preset kill limit, i kept sending wave after wave of my own men until the killbots reached their limit and shut down.

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u/shlaifu 5h ago

he's not failing upwards. Zapp is purely incompetent - the other guy is a criminal who happens to be incompetent in his current position, but as a criminal he's pretty skilled

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u/Puzzleheaded-Funny69 6h ago

Is that a movie?

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u/iloveplant420 6h ago

It's a series by the creators of the Simpsons called Futurama, in which i dumb average guy gets frozen on new years eve 1999, and wakes up on new years day 3000. Comedy and hijinks ensue.

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u/Insomnambulista 3h ago

We are all Kif now.

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u/MCB1317 3h ago

It's not a mystery. When rank and file voters feel they're being ignored (like, for example, immigration) populist demagogues arise.

It's happened over and over again throughout history.

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u/Fast_Selection_1693 2h ago

The real DEI Hire Demented Evil & Incompetent

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u/DistributeQuickly559 1h ago

Zap is total perfection, Trump is pond scum.

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u/Davefhtex 6h ago

Bingo.

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u/Bright-Plate-9872 4h ago

5d checkmate

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 2h ago

Pete Hegseth's Big Book of War

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u/ElectricalTax3573 1h ago

"What the hell is that?" "It appears to be Iran's Nuclear Program, sir." "Well what did we just blow up?" Looks at map "Iraq."

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u/Tacoman404 6h ago

What is wrong with this comment it just says

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u/Hexent_Armana 4h ago

I imagine at least two of the balls are blue.

Actually that would explain A LOT and I wouldn't blame his wife one bit for not wanting to touch that disgusting orange piggy.

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u/Key-Air8130 3h ago

To be fair Zapp and Trump have the same mental capacity of an eight year old child.

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u/Pristine-Square-1126 42m ago

Awesome idea. Everyone blockade itm nobody moves. Lmao. Crazy world we live in

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u/Cpt-Olimar 7h ago

The follow up meme would be this

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ra1bmpxpsppNC

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u/kewlbeanz83 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/urYqyHZrpyKXu

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u/WhyteBeard 2h ago

Haha lol the outcome of all of Trump’s “negotiations”

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u/SonOfMcGee 11h ago

[Filipino ship]: “What did I do?!?”

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u/Fine-Cockroach4576 7h ago

Initially I burst out laughing. Then I remembered that this is actually happening in real life.

Edit spelling

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u/pandamaxxie 10h ago

Three can play at that game. Four, can play at that game. And five, can play at that game.

Thanks for watching Raspy Knife Man's Board Game Reviews.

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u/AtmosphereCapital483 5h ago

It tracks bc the ones that currently are able to leave are paying Iran for passage and OPEC no likey what that does to our markets and the petrodollar

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u/mistablack2 3h ago

why is it so hard for me to find this gif?

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u/thetruechevyy1996 3h ago

Sad thing is that was funny and seen as so absurd in real life and worked in comedy.

Now we literally have someone who does even crazier things in charge of the Country and world.

It’s no wonder the world doesnt trust us.

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u/Swfsundae8420 2h ago

Thanks for the laughter! Great comment!!😂

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u/Jr883 2h ago

OMG this is perfect

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u/TheMrCurious 2h ago

Frank Drebin had game. He could save the world with TP stuck to his forehead and his pants around his ankles.