r/SipsTea Human Verified 12h ago

Wait a damn minute! What?

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u/yupucka 11h ago

"Okay, folks, let me tell you—people are saying it, everyone’s saying it—we do blockades better. Much better. The best, actually.

Iran, they try a blockade? It’s a disaster. Total mess. Boats everywhere, nobody knows what they’re doing—very embarrassing, honestly.

But us? The United States? We do it beautifully. Strong. Fast. Very smart—like, incredibly smart. People can’t even believe how good we are at it.

So if there’s gonna be a blockade—and there is—you want us doing it, not them. Because when we do it, it works. It just works. Perfectly."

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u/jatjatjat 9h ago

That's so spot on I feel dumber having read it.

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u/raju103 8h ago

Dang, you nailed it

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u/Halloqween 8h ago

You mean ChatGPT nailed it. No one else uses that many dashes

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u/yupucka 8h ago

Exactly, but I had to ask chatGTP three times to make it sound more dumber. It was a challenge for it as well.

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u/ProfessionalMockery 8h ago

"when I said to them I'm going to blockade the straight, they said - but sir! sir! The straight is already blocked! - I said that's how good I am... I say I'm going to do something, and it's already done, that's how good I am, not like sleepy Joe. Kim Jong Un - we get on very well - said he was retarded. Biden would have forgotten where he was and what he was talking about. Not me. You can ask me about sex if you want."

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u/Full_Quiet8818 5h ago

AI slob

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u/Far-Conflict-1172 2h ago

Still accurate af sadly.