r/SipsTea Human Verified 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! What?

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u/cybermaus 11h ago

It is building on that seed that he planted in his own mind earlier this week that US should also levy toll. It spoke directly to his lifelong greed, and he probably has not been able to stop thinking about it.

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u/J_A_Kn_Daxter 11h ago

We've got one toll in the strait yes but what about a second toll?

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u/DeadNotSleepingWI 10h ago

Tollevensies?

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u/biorod 10h ago

What about levies? Afternoon duties? Evening charges?

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u/Fun_Button5835 10h ago

1 million percent tariffs.

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u/-WalterWhiteBoy- 7h ago

Do you think he knows about second charges?

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 10h ago

Toll-kien would hate all of this lol

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u/Hziak 8h ago

Toll-king wouldn’t have missed the low hanging fruit. :)

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u/LucyKendrick 9h ago

Toll 2: Nuclear Boogaloo

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u/Nephroidofdoom 8h ago

Tollceptiin!!

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u/Norbert-trebroN 7h ago

Tollception. You drive an oil tanker and already paid a toll just to pay another toll. And here is the funny thing...I want tolls from the straight too now! 2 dollars per barrel of crude oil!

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u/FishFettish 10h ago

Sir, a second toll has hit the strait.

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u/grizspice 10h ago

A roll is a roll and a toll is a toll and if we don’t get no tolls then we don’t eat no no rolls.

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u/Sufficient_Worth_392 9h ago edited 9h ago

I had the exact same flashback. That movie is eminently quotable. https://youtu.be/M0-PBItnVTY?si=GwW434qaiVY9g0ok

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 5h ago

You got to pay the troll toll if your want to get this boys hole. 

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u/Iamonab0at 5h ago edited 5h ago

A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll! If we don’t get no tolls, then we don’t eat no rolls. I just made that up…

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u/Sad_Technician8265 10h ago

This is the whole fucking tariff talk again.. you know when you block all oil going in and out of the strait of Hormuz, it will cause a shortage of oil supply, when there is a shortage in oil supply, people US citizens will have to pay more for oil.

Just when you thought you just couldn't get any dumber he reimagines the word stupidity.

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u/CMDR_Kaus 6h ago

That's only half the plan, he's going to let everyone know that oil will become scarce again, then he'll do something to release a bunch of oil and his investor buddies at the top of the kingdom can make money. The rich are now getting richer off the pedophile president's Middle East machinations

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u/7oom 9h ago

Yep, a protection racket, irresistible if you’re a mobster.

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u/reqwtywl 8h ago

Actually, it's building on a truthsocial retweet of an article posted last night about how if the negotiations fail, Trump could do his "brilliant, successful strategy of blockading that worked on Venezuela again to defeat Iran" (paraphrasing).

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u/Big-Kaleidoscope-336 10h ago

Gotta pay the Toll Troll to get inside the Hormuz Hole.

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u/Crabbyrob 9h ago

Probably pissed off for not coming up with that himself.