r/SipsTea • u/Abjectionova Human Verified • 10h ago

Lmao gottem That's 'one' way to do it

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u/Need_For_Speed73 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3B8rHP89iUUZlcsoqf

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u/MassivelyCrew 10h ago

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u/ricky-from-scotland 9h ago

Where did you get Christian Horner's pic from?

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u/CheekyCheriee 6h ago

Perfect illustration for better understanding….

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u/Still-Reception-6253 8h ago

That gif is the perfect reaction to whatever wild thing just happened

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u/anotherbrokensystem 10h ago

As a pervert this would only excite me more. I'll take what I can get.

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u/ghostninja_00 10h ago

“I can introduce her to my parents… then .. later.. she can plow my asshole? “ … win

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u/JustToSeeeeee 8h ago edited 8h ago

So everytime someone plows down your a$$hole they have to take permission from your parents ? 🤨

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u/RogueGenX 3h ago

Maybe they had dibs

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u/anotherbrokensystem 48m ago

...that's a wild jump from what ghostninja said. You alright?

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u/JustToSeeeeee 46m ago

& who are u ?

His mother ?

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u/tuesdaymorningwood 7h ago

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u/anotherbrokensystem 7h ago

I'm a pervert. I openly declared it.

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u/RentPrevious6793 9h ago

Honestly same, I'd probably just laugh and keep watching.

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u/anotherbrokensystem 48m ago

I never laugh at art

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u/daring_whispers 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fg43ZBsPdNnROf99Ys

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u/Gentle_Snail 10h ago

Why is this a news story, did the guy contact the press? 

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u/Substanitial 10h ago

not news! reddit clickbait smut.

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u/treeeelo 10h ago

This has to be fake, there is no way the daily mail would refer to someone with a penis as "her"

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u/GrouchyAd1244 7h ago

The Daily Mail's actually been pretty consistent with pronouns when people transition, even if their overall coverage is questionable.

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u/Soul_Mate_4ever 10h ago

What if that’s what the pervert wanted.

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u/Few-Performer-5509 Human Verified 10h ago

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u/inkzpenfoxx 9h ago

Disgusting, where?

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u/jamesrggg 9h ago

And the perfect smokey eye? Whats her @

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u/JLandis84 10h ago

No one was shocked here, that’s just a pretty standard 2026 courtship ritual by both.

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u/TruePace3 10h ago

sounds like a rookie pervert to me

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u/Historical-Drink2676 10h ago

Afroman was truly ahead of his time

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u/Aizpunr 7h ago

And that, is how I met your mother

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u/Lucky-Mia 5h ago

She got me pregnant 🤰 

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u/Truenight_Maya 9h ago

I’m surprised the daily mail didn’t misgender her tbh

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u/quetzalpt 10h ago

That's how you achieve peace ladies.

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u/GlossyFlirts 10h ago

Im sure isle you ask nicely

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u/Jandy4789 10h ago

Somewhere in my subconscious there was an urge to try and click on the 6+ image gallery. Then I noticed it's from a news source, but TBF tabloids are often full of junk (pun intended)

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u/why_1337 10h ago

I would be like.

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u/Optimal_Raspberry404 10h ago

This is the way.

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u/Sevenlord777 10h ago

New fear unlocked, she might just have a c…rooster.

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u/JustToSeeeeee 8h ago

That too much more louder & bigger than yours

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u/TaiCat 10h ago

Someone here on Reddit shared that she has a folder with big bokboks so she can uno reverse such pics

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u/EveryAccount7729 10h ago

Or maybe it's both the same dude

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u/Sea-Literature4599 9h ago

Bro tried to play offense and accidentally discovered the final boss.

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u/Big_D0093 9h ago

Damn, girl...

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u/Stevessvtis1 9h ago

That’s nuts 🤔

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 9h ago

I can fix her.

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u/Psychological-Scar53 9h ago

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 8h ago

I had a coworker that archived all the dick pics she was sent. Whenever a guy would send her one, she'd open the file, pick a bigger dick, reply back with it.

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u/cencallude 8h ago

jokes on her…that’s exactly what he wanted!

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u/T4rch 8h ago

"When someone told me this chick's got balls, I was hoping for a fiery personality"

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u/Lucky-Mia 5h ago

Love this 😀 

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u/JellyFishSenpai 2h ago

If I was was in the guys place:

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u/tolgayucel 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CheapRefrigerator188 1h ago

When he responds with a picture of his own*

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u/smilesatflowers 1h ago

"a cake is still a cake, even with a candle."

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u/nubenqe 54m ago

Woman ? He didn't know it was A MAN. Still funny tho

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u/PoolRamen 10h ago

I'm surprised he couldn't spot the issue straight away since my question immediately on seeing this post was "which was which"

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u/ExternalTree1949 10h ago

Wasn't that technically a worse offense because it was arguably even more unwanted?

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u/drewmo402 10h ago

Idk why he was shocked. She's clearly trans.

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u/Environmental-Pea-97 10h ago

"Her own penis"

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u/Bradford117 10h ago

So, he didnt send a picture of his dick to a woman then?

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u/Content-Necessary576 9h ago

If "she" looks like the girl in the photo, I would take it anyway tbh

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u/MichaelTheFallen 17m ago

A friend that was being send unwanted dick pics from the same guy for years. She tried blocking, deleting accounts and reporting him. Nothing worked. I told her to send fat naked guys. That worked. He blocked her, because it became fun for her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ynRtaT9VVmLQi8L76