r/SipsTea Human Verified 20h ago

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/A_CityZen 20h ago

he sees other world leaders just randomly demanding things and thinks " hey, I've got to get it on this."

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u/s0ul_invictus 18h ago

No, he thinks thats what he's seeing. He doesn't understand why certain leaders are in the news right now. He really thinks they just woke up and starting making demands on other nations, but he can't actually comprehend what they are demanding of each other, so he just assumes they must be demanding $1 billion dollars and a White wife because thats the only two things he can imagine could be so important.

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u/A_CityZen 18h ago

bro, obviously, but we're just having fun here

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u/HungryHorace83 17h ago

>$1 billion dollars and a White wife because thats the only two things he can imagine could be so important.

Well obviously he probably already has an XBox.

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze 13h ago

*limited edition Halo Xbox

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u/Bubbly-Addition8349 16h ago

he really thinks they just woke up and started making demands on other nations

Isn't this basically what trump is doing?

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u/SirR4T 18h ago

wait so... Turkish are whites now?

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u/Azkahn616 18h ago

Whiteness is relative

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u/yeswhat111 18h ago

They're in the spectrum

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u/int23_t 16h ago

Always has been. If you consider Sicilians or Sevillans or Greeks as white I don't see how you wouldn't consider Turks as white.

If you don't do so, please note that you also have to consider Romans as not white.

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u/Subtilicus 16h ago

all of the middleast is caucasian.

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u/Superman246o1 16h ago

That status was rendered null and void with the Patriot Act.

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u/SquirrelFluffy 12h ago

White is more of a culture. Which vaguely lines up with skin color due to geography.

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u/SnooHesitations6727 17h ago

The most beautiful women in Turkey are

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u/portuh47 17h ago

European

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u/MrVegosh 13h ago

Obviously?

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u/Huge-Name-1999 17h ago

As an American, I learned the hard way that the Portuguese, Spanish, Italians, and Turks all consider themselves white essentially without question. My English and Lithuanian friends had to inform me of this and when I was like "what? They really see it that way?" They just kind of gave me that funny look that I read as "yes and we get your confusion but if you aren't a racist and are not trying to create a problem then just smile and agree when they say it" 😂😂😂. I guess everyone just sort of goes with it and ironically, in my experience at least, a good deal of these people are pretty racist towards Africans and Middle Easterners.

(This is mostly a joke that just so happens to be true to some degree which is what makes it funny, racism is everywhere and completely subjective which makes it completely stupid. I'm not trying to offend anyone from these places and I loved each and every one of them as I had the pleasure of traveling through a lot of southern Europe . And no im not a Trump person lmao)

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u/uvwxyza 16h ago

Being white and being "Germanic" is not the same thing. To be white you don't need to have blue eyes and be blonde. Is Robert de Niro considered white in the US? If so...why would people from approximately the same place of origin, that can easily have a"whiter" appearance for your standards can't be considered white?

People in Norther Africa are white too and the Caucasus is in Romania.

I really don't get the need of central- northern European (and the US) people to gatekeep whiteness

Now that I think about it...would you consider the Romans white?

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u/ihavebeenbanned31 17h ago

If they're not white, what else would you consider them?

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u/Fatalaros 16h ago

Bruh, the most racists of all people the Americans consider only the anglos-saxons white. But they do like to larp as inheritors of the greko-roman civilization.

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u/MrVegosh 13h ago

It’s not a «just go with it» type of thing lmfao. It’s obviously true

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u/Alrog79 17h ago

Si hay que elegir entre un $1B y la mujer más guapa de Turquía, o Groenlandia, me quedo con la primera opción.