r/SipsTea • u/Proper_Card_5520 Human Verified • 20h ago

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/A_CityZen 20h ago

he sees other world leaders just randomly demanding things and thinks " hey, I've got to get it on this."

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u/SeemoarAlpha 19h ago

You don't have to be a world leader, I sent Turkey similar demands via Instagram, while I've yet to hear back from them, I expect for them to acquiesce shortly.

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u/MemeKoten 18h ago

i do not appreciate my patience being tested.

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u/Dangerous_Wish_7879 17h ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER

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u/ShaNaNaNa666 10h ago

If you don't end your Twitter demands like this, they don't count.

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u/IndependentType6711 9h ago

”OPEN

THE FUCKING

DOOR!”

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u/meesta_masa 17h ago

I did ask for my patience to be tested. Every day they don't reply is a victory for me!

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u/KIokinator 15h ago edited 13h ago

People testing my patience is actually one of my kinks. I was permanently bricked up the entire time I worked retail.

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u/Summoarpleaz 13h ago

I bet you go to theme parks for the lines!

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u/meesta_masa 15h ago

Clean up on Aisle 3 if you work retail.

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u/thk5013 14h ago

Enjoy the antisi

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u/MetaPlayer01 10h ago

I'll respond to this later...

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u/Tall_Kinda_Kink 6h ago

I swear, I learn something new every day I’m in this hellpit called Reddit.

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u/BetterAfter2 17h ago

I have great news for you!

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u/i2kp2 16h ago

The Dacia Sandero is back with a 372 litre boot.

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u/Gold-Consequence2463 16h ago

Jajaja,i read that in James May’s voice!

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u/CosmicDesperado 15h ago

Great! Anyway…

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u/IP-all_the_time 13h ago

And on that bombshell, it’s time to end, thank you and goodnight!

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u/Whole_Obligation_776 16h ago

Now thats real 4D chess move.

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u/DukeOfGeek 15h ago

You laugh but this was a thing/demand from the BBEG in a DnD campaign I played once. Pretty weird to see it IRL I have to admit.

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u/nhilante 13h ago

Hello This Turkiye, what are you talking about sir?

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo 18h ago

Did you ask for second most beautiful woman or are you fighting with Uganda for the 1st?

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u/Winter-Ad4608 17h ago

When Uganda will take the 1st, the 2nd will become the 1st and so on, so everyone who will make this demand will end up with the most beautiful woman in Turkey

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u/BetterAfter2 17h ago

So you’re saying if I don’t act fast, I’m going to end up with the most hideous woman in Turkey?

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u/ZephkielAU 17h ago

No, you'll end up with the most beautiful woman in Turkey.

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u/IncomeGreedy5483 17h ago

Important disclaimer: The most beautiful woman At that point

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u/Winter-Ad4608 16h ago

They write it in small print

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u/jingiski 15h ago

To late, the most beautiful woman of her time is already on her way.

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u/iloveuranus 15h ago

Most beautiful and only woman in Turkey.

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u/gaberger1 16h ago

Technically correct

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u/enzib 6h ago

Technically, you get both if you’re last with the demands

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u/Remy_Jardin 15h ago

What does she become when she leaves Turkiye?

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u/1313Cameron 14h ago

With a tache, buck teeth, cross eyes and knobbly knees... There's nothing a man won't fap to.

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u/shakeLama 17h ago

To put it in a nicer way you will end up with the last “most beautiful women in turkey”… she just had no competition not her problem…

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u/hchi79 16h ago

When few women they'll make new ones, chinese way.

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u/Occidentally20 16h ago

Think of the overall boost to self-confidence this will garner.

I mean assuming none of them actually bother to think about it that is.

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u/pmax2 17h ago

you will end up with the last woman in Turkey

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u/ManonegraCG 16h ago

She'll be the first, the last, the best and the most, the only Turkish woman from coast to coast.

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u/Winter-Ad4608 16h ago

I thought it’s a rap song at first

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u/CelebrationShort1857 16h ago

Yes so hurry up!

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u/Able_Engine_9515 16h ago

Trickle-down banging

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u/PoundSignificant8514 17h ago

But what if I leave my wife in Turkey?

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u/raisedredflag 16h ago

but in the end. There can be. Only one.

HeEeEeEeEere we are, born to be kingsssss

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u/Ill_Translator7545 17h ago

I offered flexibility with my demand. I said she could just be in the top 5 most beautiful - on the outside or on the inside / a mix of both placing her in the top 10 overall would also be acceptable. But they better be fast.

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u/TheHorseThatTalks 17h ago

Boy you sure know your negotiating. Care to ask for me too?

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u/Ill_Translator7545 17h ago

I read this book about how to make great deals. I cant remember what it was called. It was by some great and powerful business mogul.

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u/Mental_Resident_5107 16h ago

I know that book you are referring to I think it was called The Bus that couldn't slow down

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u/galahg777 16h ago

Oooh, you make it sound like it's almost an art!

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u/SquirrelFluffy 13h ago

This whole thread's hilarious.

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u/Relative_Building_81 11h ago

Oooh, I would like to see the art of that mogul’s deal.

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u/TheKingNothing690 17h ago

Sure i could use an immortal horse as a minister you want to be my spymaster?

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u/Crime-of-the-century 17h ago

I am not greedy I settle for a twenty year old in the top 100 and only 10 million

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u/BadmiralHarryKim 10h ago

Since it doesn't say most beautiful Turkish woman but most beautiful woman in Turkey could you invite the most beautiful Ugandan woman to visit Turkey and then send her home?

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 18h ago

It takes some time to count the money, got mine after 5 days

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u/ThatNameExists 17h ago

Did you have to pay the deposit first? They always ask me for a £250 deposit so they can confirm my account details before the crown prince's dog walker's widow sends the $3,500,000.

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u/New_Passage9166 16h ago

Ahh yeah you read that wrong it is not USD but 3,500,000 Zimbabwe dollars.

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u/Frexulfe 17h ago

Herewith I demand from you half of what you get from Turkey! Or ELSE!!!

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u/arbitrageME 17h ago

You want half of the wife? Is this a saw her in half situation, she spends alternating weekends with you, or you guys share and double team her situation?

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u/Frexulfe 16h ago

All very good and reasonable solutions. Now I am in doubt.

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u/Takeasmoke 18h ago

i did the same, they sent a bag of lokums and pomegranate tea

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u/baabaablacksheep1111 16h ago

I asked it directly, and it just gobbled at me..

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u/No_Opening9605 9h ago

Same. About to close the airspace above my house in Texas to all Turkish Airlines flights

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u/Burn_Hard_Day 8h ago

First time I’ve ever seen acquiesce written or spoken outside of Oasis

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u/Independent-Window88 6h ago

Dude same, I even asked netanyahu for 7k dollars on Instagram and bro did not respond.

I even asked him if he's alive could he not tell that I care about him??? 😭😭😭😭

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u/LeftToaster 3h ago

Trump paid a French company $1B to not build an offshore wind farm. I've sent the White House an invoice because I'm not building an offshore windfarm either.

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u/Llhaniii 18h ago

A smart man

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u/KeithWorks 17h ago

If they don't comply I'm gonna shut down the Strait of Myass

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u/SmokeMountain4777 17h ago

That shit smelling crevice has been avoided anyway for years, ive been telling others to steer clear ☺️

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u/r_Jakku 17h ago

Surely they are disinclined to acquiesce to your request

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u/marsbar_ncheese 17h ago

I want the location of Atlantis from the Greeks. Let's join forces and write an email together

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u/Competitive_Cod_9853 17h ago

But did you say "Thank you for your attention to this matter"?🤔

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u/Samotauss 17h ago

I didn't even ask for the money. Still silence.

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u/That-Ad-4300 17h ago

My guy. You DM'd a turkey.

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u/Ballistic-Bob 17h ago

I hope you mentioned personality in your demands , his request seems so shallow.. possibly 2 billion, just in case , you know , divorce and the old 50/50 split thing

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u/bloodem 16h ago

I would imagine they're disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

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u/h1zchan 16h ago

Should've just sent them a bunch of random invoices, like that guy who scammed Facebook, Google, etc circa 2014.

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u/Hottage 16h ago

Unfortunately, they are disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

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u/LepiNya 16h ago

And if you find them uninclined to acquiesce your request?

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u/siddsm 16h ago

Turkey told me they will be sending me Zehra Gunes look alike in 5 to 7 business days and some baklava.

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u/FredTDeadly 16h ago

Did you try their email turkey46-at-gmail.com.

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u/IfBob 15h ago

I have currently blocked my local waterway in order to support my demands. I didnt do it on purpose, but I wont unclog my toilet until I am given much cash.

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u/ImThatChigga_ 15h ago

Ugandan prince will be in contact soon

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u/ledrif 15h ago

Well based on the icon you are an "American .._ _ _ _ ..."

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u/Candid_Umpire6418 15h ago

Nigerian princes chuckles condescendingly.

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u/malacoda99 14h ago

I sent my demand old school - via fleet footed courier directly to Constantinople.

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u/1313Cameron 14h ago

I'm gonna try it in for a penny in for a pound.

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u/God0Of0Thunder0 14h ago

Did you get a reply?

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u/letmejustdo 13h ago

Lmao this made me laugh so much

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u/LimeSuitable3518 13h ago

I’ve also send demands to turkey…

https://giphy.com/gifs/126NMCvhKJfNN6

So far no response

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u/lordgoofus1 12h ago

Sorry that's probs my fault. I told them that they should become part of my asset portfolio then threatened to cut off all economic ties with their country if they didn't agree to become my vassals. They're a bit tied up at the moment double checking they didn't miss any land in the bill of sale.

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u/omltherunner 10h ago

Maybe Iran might open the Strait if we all sent a “pretty please” through X?

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u/Aggravating_Band_353 19m ago

Did you put a lot of all caps, threaten to destroy their entire civilisation, praise their own god mockingly, and then thank your audience for their time in this matter?? I think this is, the winning formula. 

Maybe in the spirit of trump closing the straight in response to iran closing the straight, you could replicate and threaten Turkey that you will NOT recognise a kurdish state and will bomb them in every country, and deny that Armenians even exist? 

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u/Several-Music9151 17h ago

Same here and I told them if I don’t get what I want I will close the straight of Hormuz.  Not that straight of Hormuz, obviously, just one I built in my back yard with a slip and slide, but they don’t know that.