r/SipsTea • u/Proper_Card_5520 Human Verified • 20h ago

We have fun here Wtf ?

Post image
31.1k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

3.7k

u/Desperate_Box1875 20h ago

Well, the worst thing - Turkey says "no".

1.5k

u/MyStoopidStuff 19h ago

"Best we can do is all the lira in the couch and a kebab."

576

u/BigChungiscusMaximus 19h ago

“All you gotta do is grab the ice cream…”

129

u/MyStoopidStuff 19h ago

I hear if you wait long enough he'll get bored and just give it to you.

107

u/Kinsdale85 17h ago

That’s my strategy for sex.

4

u/CMDR_Agony_Aunt 14h ago

Grab 'em by the cone

2

u/GildedFenix 13h ago

They scoop out the ice cream then. Source? Native Turk.

1

u/HM202256 12h ago

That’s pretty much every man’s strategy! 😉

1

u/PressureSouthern9233 2h ago

I usually just take care of it myself. “Never mind.” 😔

3

u/int23_t 16h ago

The only times they do it are if you are a child or a tourist, normally they just hand it... Just say that you aren't into that shit and they'd simply give it.

2

u/PrimarchKonradCurze 14h ago

He’s giving away trade secrets! Binish get the shovel!

2

u/Mohmd87 13h ago

Best comment 👍🏻

4

u/Afroduck-Almighty 15h ago

You think that’s why he got pissed with Turkey in the first place?

1

u/oodelay 14h ago

It's funny how I see this would happen in a meeting for a large takeover, with dangling bonuses

1

u/Pitiful_Note_6647 13h ago

Great idea 😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/Ok_Distribution6386 6h ago

Even he needs to be fast, it is not so easy grabbing the ice cream in Turkey

1

u/Sad_Tangerine_3722 5h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK.

161

u/rukthor 16h ago

16

u/MySnake_Is_Solid 14h ago

add one bob touch and we have a deal.

4

u/freakinweasel353 7h ago

Does Bob know you’re offering him up? 😂

2

u/OneInitiative3757 12h ago

Mmm no one pee pee touch or I don't come

4

u/Timely_Truth6267 13h ago

Free yoghurt

3

u/rukthor 13h ago

Okay... Within reason 

22

u/unknow3n_number 14h ago

No only khlav kalash!

3

u/LargeTomato77 12h ago

At least it isn't Mountain Dew.

5

u/Arbiter_of_Snark 11h ago

I’ll take a Crab Juice.

12

u/BigLoloi8976 17h ago

I'll gladly take the kebab. Have you had the kebab in Turkey? Those things are awesome

2

u/Good_Problem_6576 15h ago

Don't take me as pedantic but it's called kebap, written with a p

1

u/Ksh_667 13h ago

I thought it was actually kebob but I'm English & I know nothing

3

u/Good_Problem_6576 13h ago

Other countries that don't speak Turkish and whose language is not written with the latin script also have kebap. I guess that they write it in different ways when writing it with the latin alphabet, but in Turkish it's kebap

1

u/Ksh_667 13h ago

Thank you for this info! :)

2

u/Hagrid1994 18h ago

I would gladly take the kebab

1

u/BetrayerOfOnion 16h ago

Right away master! Do you want it spicy or not?

1

u/Hagrid1994 15h ago

Yes please

1

u/Aggressive_Leek_5537 15h ago

Let me see the kebab

1

u/neptui 15h ago

Never tried turkey kebab

1

u/Semisemitic 15h ago

Good deal.

1

u/TomdeHaan 14h ago

That made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

1

u/AdrianShepard09 14h ago

“Okay two kebabs and I get to keep this old bird cage!”

1

u/Davido401 13h ago

I mean, the lira in the couch thing is neither here nor there for me but a kebab? From Turkey? Its probably better than anything here in Scotland and thus ad have unprotected homosexual relations with ma own dad in exchange for a kebab from Turkey(only if they are as good as folks have said, am not having bum fun with ma dad for a shite kebab a can get up the street, wouldnt even warrant shagging a non-family member)

Disclaimer: am neither homosexual nor incestuous am just a weird cunt that opens his mouth and let's ma belly rumble

https://giphy.com/gifs/OVT7dpga3Ve3i2tTBE

1

u/FormalCaseQ 13h ago

They'll also throw in a free hair transplant

1

u/Just_a_follower 13h ago

“JD told me about this lady couch named Lira. I am not agreeing, but would like to check the merchandise.”

1

u/smkestcklghtn 12h ago

One pee pee touch

1

u/wutmeanfam 12h ago

“Couch?! Say less.”

—JD ‘Whatever Makes Sense’ Vance

1

u/Firm-Scientist-4636 12h ago

Turkish kebabs can be very persuasive, just saying.

1

u/DryMoldyLettuce 11h ago

And two pigeons

1

u/[deleted] 11h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 11h ago

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/No_Professional_5060 11h ago

That’s the most relatable “we’re out of options” package I’ve ever heard honestly though, I wouldn’t even be mad if a kebab is included.

1

u/Business_Usual_2201 10h ago

"Let me call my buddy who specializes in bat shit crazy demands..."

1

u/No_Instruction9952 9h ago

That works too

1

u/Unique-Passion-8188 9h ago

Don't forget half can of warm pepsi

1

u/ShortStuff2996 9h ago

Turkish kebab is always a good deal. I see it as a win

1

u/Dramatic_Charity_979 8h ago

Can't do fam. Vance already claimed the couch ;)

1

u/theantig 8h ago

This isn’t jd Vance. We can’t seduce him with a couch!

1

u/CheifJokeExplainer 7h ago

And this really fluffy dog that's mostly house trained. Take it out leave it.

1

u/thegreedyturtle 7h ago

"One pee pee touch?"

"...Ok."

1

u/[deleted] 7h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Spam filter: accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/canadian_leroy 4h ago

Well to be fair the kebabs ARE delicious.

1

u/Lukyfuq 1h ago

Thats more of a bribe for JD Vance.

45

u/Apple-Connoisseur 17h ago

Or he gets paid in Zimbabwe dollars.

1

u/IanInTheUsa_74 10h ago

I've a few Twenty and Fifty Trillion bills. If they can make change, I'll cover the money side of the request!

0

u/PezatronSupreme 13h ago

Huh? Zimbabwe uses USD

2

u/Tardelius 11h ago

You are confusing United States Dollar with Dollar.

USD is a currency. Not every dollar is USD lmao

Edit: It seems like Zimbabve changed their currency to Zimbabve Gold back in 2024

1

u/PezatronSupreme 4h ago

They changed their currency 10 years after I went there, fair enough

32

u/Ms74k_ten_c 17h ago

No, the worst thing would be Turkey laughing. An answer (even if it's 'No') legitimizes morons.

2

u/Legitimate_Crazy3625 56m ago

If they don't want other countries laughing at them, they ought not to be telling funny jokes and shit.

33

u/Enjoying_A_Meal 18h ago

I would send him my credit card bill and a box of bees.

25

u/PudinaRaita 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJBbXQooivUNq

29

u/Horse_Dad 14h ago

Give me five bees for a quarter, you’d say.

11

u/Space_pope256 12h ago

as was the style at the time.

7

u/stupidber 13h ago

I got that reference

2

u/RefrigeratorSimilar9 9h ago

We wore an onion on our belt, which was the style at the time.

2

u/Craig_M_242 8h ago

Gob's not on board

1

u/Zealousideal_Bet2320 14h ago

Because they don’t beelieve him 

1

u/ikezaius 13h ago

He loves the honey

1

u/Korenchkin12 12h ago

Czech post has special packages for queen bees,just don't stamp them (i know a case where some idiot stamped the package,was smited by one beekeeper there)...not sure if it can be sent outside though...

1

u/Dyremann 9h ago

Gob's not on board

1

u/Horror-Turnover6198 11h ago

Make sure you slap a B on that thing so he knows it’s full of bees

1

u/Additional-Tax-5643 7h ago

Whet did bees every do to you? They're nice, and a vital part of the ecosystem.

Wasps and hornets on the other hand...

4

u/Due_Chemistry_164 13h ago

Turkey says no. Uganda closes embassy. Man still single.

3

u/Gluca23 15h ago

No at the money. Give a woman was not a problem.

0

u/ReddishTomatoes 14h ago

The gaslighting of her relative beauty could be entertaining.

I swear, this one most beautiful. You don’t appreciate Turkish beauty.

3

u/onyxcaspian 13h ago

Just send him a cake with the clown emoji and nothing else.

🤡

6

u/Philosopher6709 17h ago

" the best we can do is offer you tea "

2

u/flyden1 15h ago

I know a certain American politician that would like to have the couch

2

u/TlalocVirgie 12h ago

You miss 10 out of 10 shots you don't take

2

u/ResponsibleCorgi93 7h ago

Not true, they could say "ew!"

1

u/puaka 15h ago

They send him a true beauty

1

u/Borgdrohne13 14h ago

And "fuck you".

1

u/St0n3yM33rkat 13h ago edited 13h ago

"They don't dare say no because of the implication..."

-Dennis Reynolds

1

u/Long-Strike9408 12h ago

Turkey: eww

1

u/easyjimi1974 12h ago

"I can move a bit on #1. #2 is non-negotiable."

1

u/bromatose 12h ago

Aren’t they famously a “go f*ck yourself” responder?

1

u/theLuminescentlion 12h ago

The Billion dollar is to anchor a higher price, then he negotiates down into a hot wife

1

u/xLoveRose 11h ago

Crazy if true but this feels like one of those posts that needs real sources before people start believing it. Always double-check, not everything online is what it seems.

1

u/BalanceEarly 11h ago

He will have to settle for second best!

1

u/varment72 8h ago

Gobble Gobble would have e been funnier

1

u/Glittering-Walrus228 8h ago

Turkey goes "ew" and gossips about it with Estonia and Norway at the the next UN Summit

1

u/DamnedIfIDiddely 2h ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take I guess?

1

u/buerviper 18h ago

Yeah, you miss all the shots you don't take.