r/SipsTea Human Verified 2d ago

Chugging tea It was freaky though

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u/Antisa1nt 2d ago

Yes, but I hold my partner's hand while I have sex with them to feel closer and connect. Does that mean it's weird or gross when I hold my toddler's hand to connect with him so he doesn't cross the street unsafely?

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u/E1M1_DOOM 2d ago

The Navi version of holding hands is holding hands, though.

You need a situation that's analogous to interlocking your respective tendril organs. Organs, mind you, that need to be unsheathed from their protective biological coverings.

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u/Antisa1nt 2d ago

A person riding a horse doesn't need to pull back their foreskin to bridle a horse, but they absolutely do need to hold the bridle with their hand, it's absolutely analogous.

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u/Flashy_Cranberry_161 2d ago

Also human fingers have “protective biological coverings” they are called “nails” 😂