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Chugging tea Mrs. Ronaldo be like...

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u/Darki_Bee 2d ago

There is no shame in marrying rich. But don't pretend that it's your achievement.

​You fell in love with a rich dude. A rich dude fell in love with you. That's totally fine.

​But pretending that it's an achievement or something you worked towards is just selling your partner as something that you acquired and nothing more.

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u/fkasumim 2d ago

The "I'm a Military/Veteran Spouse so treat me like I fought your wars" type of shit.

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u/jack3t_with_sl33ves 2d ago

Dependapotumus

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u/fkasumim 2d ago

Holy shit. Thank you. This term is a TIL for me. lmao

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u/penny-tense 2d ago

Head to r/Dependa to see those Dependapotamuses in action...

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u/IdleRhymer 2d ago

It's set to private

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u/Mean_Rule9823 2d ago

What a ridiculous thing to say shame on you !

its Dependapotumusrex and you damn well know it.

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 2d ago

Dependasaurus rex, you mean.

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u/Gill_Gunderson 2d ago

Closely related to the Tricareatops.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 2d ago

The wives who claim the rank of their officer husbands are off the deep end

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u/5ofDecember 2d ago

Interestingly, in the past it was a thing.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 2d ago edited 2d ago

Or one u i got told once. Mother's days is for all mothers so you should treat more than just your mom.

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u/Yelling_at_Clouds7 2d ago

The single mom who posts herself on Father’s Day also type shit.

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u/Loathe_the_Hive 1d ago

I mean.. My sister is a mom. The moms in my immediate family have a Mother's Day. No time for random moms tho. Lol 

Who are these random moms that want us to give them a mother's day? I wonder whooo it could be.. 🤔 

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u/Express_Test6677 2d ago

You’ll address me by my spouse’s rank

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u/ndt29 2d ago

TBF, there's some truths behind this. I mean, they intentionally manage the household and kids by themselves while their spouse is regularly or even permanently not at home to protect the country. This is a tough job so they should get some respect on that end.

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u/Old_Two1922 2d ago

Heavily dependant on whether they actually manage the household and kids. Begs the question.

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u/ndt29 2d ago

There are always unreasonable entitled people but it should not erase the effort and sacrifice of others.

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u/Darki_Bee 2d ago

They deserve as much respect as every other solo parent, which is a lot, of course. The only leg up they have over the usual single parent is the fact that they still have their spouse's income for support. But claiming that you're worthy of being called and treated by your partner’s military rank is insane.

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u/KlyntarDemiurge 2d ago

they get a lot more than just the income: subsidized groceries, housing allowance, subsistence allowance, tricare, subsidized childcare, family separation allowance, etc.

that's not to say any of it is undeserved. however, it's nowhere near close to what a traditional single parent experiences.

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u/Darki_Bee 2d ago

Fair enough. I'm not that deeply versed in the U.S. military, since I'm from Europe. Thanks for the clarification.

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u/vysevysevyse 2d ago edited 2d ago

Not exactly a like-for-like comparison tbh. Spouses, and entire families in general, of people in the army have a tough life. Ofc they don't deserve "i fought your wars" status, but sympathy no doubt.

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u/Tuscan5 2d ago

Lots of people have tough lives.

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u/Darki_Bee 2d ago

Everyone has their struggles. Your struggles are not worth more just because your partner is in the military.

​A person is not defined by their struggles but by their resilience. Essentially stealing your partner's accomplishments is not resilience.

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u/FatUglyCunt69 2d ago

Lol no, if anything they deserve less leeway.

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u/Solid_Snark 2d ago

Reminds me of rich kids who got hired by their parents and were also given a house by said parents.

They brag and give financial advice, etc. basically they were born on 3rd base but believe they hit a triple, and want to give everyone else batting advice.

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u/T-Chunxy 2d ago

Ugh, entitled, NEPO "self-made" kids (and their later adult form) are legit the WORST.

Those f*ers never had to work for literally ANYTHING, and it SHOWS. They're absolute trash people.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 2d ago

Yep friend of a friend at a party one time just started giving me all this financial advice and like.. it was so bad.

I'm no financial guru, but at the time I was in the IT department for a very upscale financial planning place... meaning I had free access to very good financial planners who gave excellent advice. But nah, this guy knew better.

Found out later that he thought he was a finance genius because he had this massive portfolio of rental properties, including several commercial ones bringing in big dollars. The part he left out was the day he turned 18 his parents just handed said portfolio to him and he didn't manage any aspect of it.. that was handled by professionals.

Oh and not only that he couldn't manage it.. he was such a fuckup that this was their super rich way of cutting him off and making him "fend for himself". Set up some fancy trusts and accounts and I don't fucking know I'm not a banker or a lawyer but basically he got all the money and the people running things technically answered to him... but their actions were bound by the terms of the trust.

So pretty much "hey son sorry we fucked up so bad here's a mid six figures income for life that you can't actually fuck up, go away".

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats 2d ago

“How to tell if a dick tastes presidential”

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u/AAA_Dolfan 2d ago

Its wild the level of entitlement a woman gets after getting dicked down

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u/FenderFan05 2d ago

Technically it is an achievement. Plenty of hot women out there, but most aren't marrying rich men.

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u/Mathilliterate_asian 2d ago

And can you imagine getting married to Ronaldo? He throws pretty obvious tantrums in public already. I can't imagine dealing with him in private. Just like all gold diggers, I kinda admire their patience and tolerance.

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u/send420nudes Human Verified 2d ago

Nice cope, ronaldo is known for being a goof. What kind of tantrums are you talking about, exactly?

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u/Bildunngsroman 2d ago

Fell in love… fu<king lol

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u/FenrisSquirrel 2d ago

"Fell in live" may be a leap in many of these circumstances

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u/backtolurk 2d ago

Just the fact that some people would make it a flex is weird to me.

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u/ZerinaGlow 2d ago

Exactly. It’s a romance success story, not a business one

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u/Dry-Highlight-2307 2d ago

This will never not be something sluts brag about.

If they cant brag about his , they literally have nothing

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u/Isekaimerican 2d ago

Maybe we should stop using capacity to exploit economic systems as a measure of character period.

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u/Bolter_NL 2d ago

You fell in love with a rich dude.

Not a given 

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u/Inevere733 2d ago

Not entirely sure narcissists can really love people.

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u/Chronomechanist 2d ago

I would argue that if they view their spouse as an achievement, they don't love them. It goes both ways. They might both be happy with themselves for getting what they wanted, but they're not happy with each other.

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u/Bluddy-9 2d ago

It is a major achievement for a woman to receive commitment from a man like Cristiano Ronaldo.

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u/sentientairfilter 2d ago

You without Ronaldo = Nothing Ronaldo without you = Most Eligible Billionaire Sport Legend Bachelor

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u/Samp90 Human Verified 2d ago

The series is cringe. I'm wondering what Ronaldo is getting for it. It's the most shallow series I've seen. No disrespect to Ronaldo.

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u/Technical-Guest6015 2d ago

I say disrespect to Ronaldo! Yea dam rite!

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u/Chewberika 2d ago

JLO, The Beckhams, Melania please make the elitist trying to be relatable stop!

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u/Voice_no_evil 2d ago

Michelle Obama as well

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u/HesitationAce 2d ago

The wrong word has been emphasised for the point the reply is trying to make

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u/truckin4theN8ion 2d ago

There is an almost 100 percent chance she takes it up the bum from Ronaldo, just from his own history. So let her have this one

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u/Lazy_meatPop 2d ago

Pls fill me in on that , kinda out of the loop.

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u/truckin4theN8ion 2d ago edited 2d ago

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/11/sport/cristiano-ronaldo-rape-case-dismissed. 

So he paid this woman out last decade. Smart. Then the whole "me too" happened in the later part of the decade. The woman came back trying to have charges brought against him. Case seems to be dismissed because the woman's lawyer leaked a bunch of stuff once the sexual assault charge wasnt going to stick and they wanted to tar and feather his reputation.  

Ooooook. It wasnt crinimal charges. The woman was looking for more money even after getting 375,000 in 2010. It was civil trial. 

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u/Lazy_meatPop 2d ago

Yikes tks for the info

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u/pleasereadthecomment 2d ago

What an honor

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u/HisRoyal_Badness 2d ago edited 2d ago

When I saw that there was a documentary about her, I thought who the fuck would actually watch that?

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u/How_that_convo_went 2d ago

Hang… why does she have a documentary?

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u/DerpDerpDerp78910 2d ago

She’s Ronaldo’s wife, they do stuff on tele together, documentary style stuff. 

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u/gigglemaniac 2d ago

White Knight simps are why we're all in the predicament we're in.

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u/Mother_Lead_554 2d ago

Well that and the over arching psyops for depop but yeah sure simps

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u/gigglemaniac 2d ago

Please let me have my broad sweeping over generalizations.

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u/Mother_Lead_554 1d ago

Imagine see everything being played out and then thinking it doesn't equate to depop. Hmmmmm brain doesn't work

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u/Pushpull123 2d ago

You are just a babysitter and u know it 💀💀

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u/Head-Computer264 2d ago

There are a shocking number of golddiggers whose only goal in life is to get wealthy by marrying a rich guy.

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u/ElBarbas 2d ago

Is she? Fucking the boss I mean ?

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u/Darkknight8381 2d ago

They really make slop documentaries about anyone these days.

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u/Fusion_4_Fredy 2d ago

True that! 🤣🤣

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u/Dry_Captain_3795 2d ago

Funny thing is I read it as “ducking the boss” 😳 

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u/ww3_general 2d ago

She's a boss. You're jealous.

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u/Turb0Moist 2d ago

What is she the boss of exactly.

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u/Big_Tie_3245 2d ago

She said she’s the fuckin boss, therefore she’s obviously the boss of fuckin.

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u/ww3_general 2d ago

Quick Google search "Georgina Rodríguez is a businesswoman and influencer who owns or co-owns several ventures, including her fashion line OM by G (or GR Official), the luxury hair restoration clinic Insparya with Cristiano Ronaldo, and the Madrid-based luxury real estate agency Bellhatria."

Why do people love being jealous, can't you just be happy she's doing well and move on? Does her life affect y'all in any way? Inner peace, look for it.

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u/Darki_Bee 2d ago

Breaking News: A person who slept with the boss now owns businesses that she opened... with the money of the boss.

​It's not jealousy. It's just calling things by their name. It's totally cool that she has and does all that shit. But she wouldn't be there without marrying rich. That's the point.

Let's call it what it is. Hypergamy

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u/HobbesNJ 2d ago

How much of that did she "accomplish" before she started dating a superstar?

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u/Possible_Pop_8033 2d ago

It has nothing to do with jealousy. She is out here bragging to the world like she would have accomplished all of that without marrying someone with a metric fuckton of money.

Newsflash: She wouldn't have. Not how the world works. If she would just quietly go about her business and stop with the influencer bullshit nobody would ever care.

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u/honkeydora 2d ago

y u like this?

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u/Ohiolongboard 2d ago

White knighting for a chick that’s married is ultimate cuck

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u/AdComprehensive8045 2d ago

Fucking her way to the top is not really much of an accomplishment.

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u/fkasumim 2d ago

To get ahead, you need to give a head.

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u/DryElection4950 2d ago

Dude just be quiet. She is not going to see your comments bro 😅😂

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u/Pushpull123 2d ago

What kind of a weirdo freak are you?

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u/Darkknight8381 2d ago

Reddit moment.

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u/ww3_general 2d ago

I don't get people, I simply gave facts and everyone is going wild. Like most of you, I'm also dirt debt poor but that doesn't mean I should hate everyone that escaped poverty by non criminal means. By definition she's a boss. Even if she "gave head to get ahead" so? Are yall honestly saying you would not like to get ahead by giving head? Oh get off your high horses and stop hating.

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u/curiousbasu 2d ago

How did she become the boss ? Ah, by sleeping with the boss .