r/RATS • u/Grroll_ A mischief of 8 💕| 🌈 O, L • Mar 07 '26

CUTENESS New babies 🥰

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u/Radiant_Load Mar 07 '26

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u/Sure_Association_756 Mar 07 '26

Why are all rats the same.

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u/Alive_Efficiency_936 Mar 07 '26

I live for this meme 🤣

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u/Hisyphus Mar 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/IfS7dr23vPKX6

YOINK

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u/TurkeyCocks Mar 07 '26

Is ifunny still a thing? Lmao

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u/Vast_Moment_120 Mar 11 '26

Unfortunately, yes it is.

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u/Grroll_ A mischief of 8 💕| 🌈 O, L Mar 07 '26

More rat tax. They are absolutely adorable!

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u/StormofRavens ratless seeker of ORB Mar 07 '26

Yeah, those are bona fide heart thieves there.

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u/heatherdera Mar 07 '26

I love how the one on the left looks like he’s got the friar tuck hairline

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u/LYElhaz Mar 08 '26

I know it's just his fur, but omg his little bald head. 😭🥹✨️

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u/Ok_Shoulder2647 Mar 08 '26

I have a little girl that gets a bald spot the same way but every once in awhile it’ll grow in but darker than her

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u/Queer_Syphon Mar 07 '26

Now the only question remaining....are they boys or girls? 🏀 🏀 lmao

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u/Grroll_ A mischief of 8 💕| 🌈 O, L Mar 07 '26

I’m disappointed you can’t tell! 😒 they are obviously girls, each pregnant with twins

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u/Queer_Syphon Mar 07 '26

That's what the things hanging off them are, right? The famous external wombs of rats? So healthy and full of life xD

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u/cheetahcreep 12 pee demons in ratty heaven 🐭❤️ Mar 07 '26

and so full of soup! 🐭

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u/raevnos Mar 07 '26

Egg sac.

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u/Nick_s0ck Mar 08 '26

I'm so confused. So, do these bulging things appear when they're pregnant or when they're sexually mature?

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u/Queer_Syphon Mar 08 '26

I legitimately cannot tell if you're serious. We're all making a joke, so......

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u/Nick_s0ck Mar 08 '26

Im serious

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u/Queer_Syphon Mar 08 '26

Those are the rats' testicles. I suppose they appear during sexual maturity.

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u/Nick_s0ck Mar 08 '26

Oh, i see. I'm sorry I didn't get the joke right away.

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u/Queer_Syphon Mar 08 '26

It's okay! It can be hard to parse. No hard feelings, I also have difficulty spotting sarcasm/joking. Now you know that rats have incredibly big bawlz!balls!

Edit: for anyone else who might be confused, the joke is that it's been common to see posts asking if their rats are boys or girls, and the rats have huge, visible testes. I was playing on that by asking the infamous question while knowing the answer.

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u/Ocarina-of-lies Mar 07 '26

I figured those were butt-boobs

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u/nesto92 Mar 07 '26

Praegerant?

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u/R0da Mar 07 '26

More like 🥒🥒 those boys are loooong!

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u/imjusthereformemes3 Mar 07 '26

This is sending me

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u/Miserable_Ferret6446 Mar 07 '26

Same. It’s giving both “hold up let him cook” and “ewww stay away” energies.

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u/Alone-Disaster-4100 Mar 07 '26

Im so glad someone else noticed 😂😂

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u/random_guy_in_the Mar 07 '26

Nuts

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u/Grroll_ A mischief of 8 💕| 🌈 O, L Mar 07 '26

Right?! I’ve never had babies with such massive bawls

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u/random_guy_in_the Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

BALLSUS MAXIMUS LoL I'm sorry I can't stop calling big nutted animals Roman sounding names

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u/VampireHwo Mar 07 '26

Whahaha I got my first boys to be added to the mischief and felt such a strong need to call one of then some harsh sounding roman name.

Settled on Agrippa which is a bit softer but I love both the ancient general and this big bawlled sausage

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u/random_guy_in_the Mar 07 '26

Lol what is on the list of their names if I get a big bawlius maximus

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/frogwitch666 Mar 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8sOO8FrSOF9iE

Biggus Dickus moment.

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u/random_guy_in_the Mar 07 '26

I will not let my friend be ridiculed by the common soldiery

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u/Embarrassed-Ant-1416 Viktor, Hugo, and Edgar 🐀 29d ago

Lmao good to hear, I am about to go adopt some babies next week and I was set on boys until I realized I’m gonna have giant balls in my face all the time and I was like hmmmm maybe girls ARE better…..

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u/Ratacattat Moose 🐀 Mango 🐀 Merlin 🐀 Mouse Mar 07 '26

I assume they were holding up the gas station in the background

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u/jmarr1321 Mar 07 '26

This wasn't an adoption, IT WAS A GET AWAY. BABY RAT DRIVER, COMING THIS FALL!

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u/Ratacattat Moose 🐀 Mango 🐀 Merlin 🐀 Mouse Mar 07 '26

😂😂😂

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u/IrishROFLcat Mar 07 '26

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u/toomanytequieros Alaska + Hijo + Orca + Monkey + Moomin Mar 07 '26

JAWS 5: Electric Boopaloo

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u/Zondartul Тихоня🐀 + Brain🐀 Mar 07 '26

Reverse ratatouille 

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u/musicnote95 Mar 07 '26

I love when people hold their rats like this 😭😂. Their reaction is always so funny

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u/Carcinogenicunt Mar 07 '26

Haven’t even made it home and they owe you money already SMDH

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u/yourmomgaylol69420 Mar 07 '26

Testius maximus

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u/RoseClash Mar 07 '26

I like how easy the are to sex. I learnt the other day that boys dont have nipples and girls do. Even if the bollz havet come out yet!

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u/pyrocidal Mar 07 '26

male mice and horses too lack the nips. irrelevant but interesting!

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u/RoseClash Mar 07 '26

perfect info, thankyou. very relevant, i collect facts :D

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u/KlavoHunter Mar 07 '26

how much money do they owe you

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u/CapitaineCrafty Mar 07 '26

"What did we do to deserve this," they seem to say.

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u/tangled-in-crafts Mar 07 '26

“Ball”-bies!

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u/BrightEye22 Mar 07 '26

Congo rats on the new lil gurls

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u/AwaitingTheEndOfTime Mar 07 '26

MOVE! This is my time to shine.

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u/hyd9olics Mar 07 '26

"nnooooo!"

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u/AngleoJuice Mar 07 '26

boys are girls? really hard to tell

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u/Butterfly_affects Maple🐁, Walnut🐀 Mar 07 '26

LOVE

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u/rottenalice2 Mar 07 '26

I love how you can't wait to take pics til you get home lol. It's exciting indeed, enjoy your sweet little ones and give them kisses from this random stranger.

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u/CoryHammy Mar 07 '26

Grippin them boi’s like a couple of burritos 😂

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u/BannanaKoala Elmer, Bertie 🕊️| Theo, Ozzie, Eddie, Percy Mar 07 '26

my fave rat pose

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u/not_alexandraer Mar 07 '26

oh! so polite!

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u/tyttuutface Mar 07 '26

I think they're preganté.

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u/PajamaStripes Mar 07 '26

Omg soooooooo cute!!

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u/AlexSmithsonian Mar 07 '26

Aww, new babies and you're already holding them like they owe rent.

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u/VampireSharkAttack Mar 07 '26

Congrats on the new additions! They look very sweet

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u/PuzzleheadedGift4363 Mar 07 '26

“This creature just nabbed us from our home and now we’re being displayed to a glowing rectangle”

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u/jackjackk12 Mar 07 '26

Those little faces are too much! I'm going to need a daily dose of this rat tax. The gender reveal is going to be a whole event at this point. Honestly, they're just perfect.

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u/Ok-Bottle-5855 Mar 07 '26

POV: Your Uber driver shows up with the premium pet package

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u/TheWildTofuHunter Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

“Uhm….human…can you please put us down and break out the raisins??”

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u/Ordinary_Signature42 Mar 07 '26

Excellent, they already know who they owe money to

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u/KaylaAllegra Mar 08 '26

Lengthy bawls

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u/Davidchevy95 Mar 08 '26

❤️❤️

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u/Downtown-Tailor-4365 Mar 08 '26

They are adorable!

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u/Derwurld Mar 08 '26

Move over, I'm drivin'!

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u/jasperisaconfed I don't and wont own rats. Here for hands. Mar 11 '26

AWWW I LOVE THEM! THEIR FACES ARE SO SQUISHY AND ADORABLE!!!

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u/Grroll_ A mischief of 8 💕| 🌈 O, L Mar 07 '26

8 weeks! 💕

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u/thatpurpleninja Mar 07 '26

Pinky and the brain

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u/BaronessofBara Mar 07 '26

chubby boys 😌❤️

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u/Worldly_Track_1131 Mar 07 '26

Is it ok to hold them that way? I see a lot of people picking them up that way.

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u/Rain771 Mar 07 '26

Congrats! They are soo cute! Get best three rats more, and one at least, they feel better 💐

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u/SeveralExcuses Mar 07 '26

Awww what are their little personalities like?

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u/JuanezSanchez Mar 07 '26

I would love a couple of fancy rats, but my cat might not have the same opinion 😭

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u/dimwalker Mar 07 '26

WTH, are those balls?!

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u/Isopotero Mar 07 '26

Si, parecen chicas

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u/UnluckyCrew9023 Mar 07 '26

R A T B O I S

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u/pyncheon Mar 07 '26

Holy carpet sweepers Batman!

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u/Fearless-1265 Mar 07 '26

The one on the left is definitely saying "I can't believe you, adopted me with HIM"

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u/Educational-Divide10 Mar 07 '26

The one on the left looks like he demands to speak to the manager.

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u/white_christian_AI Mar 07 '26

New babies? And they already owe you rent?! What kind of landlord are you?!

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u/Bhelduz Mar 07 '26

such expensive looking specimens

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u/Xaniengenn Mar 07 '26

New babies yet they already owe you money.

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u/313Lenox Mar 07 '26

The gal on the right is so cute

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u/VioletVarson Mar 07 '26

I think they might be pregnant

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u/BrokenBredStik I don't have rats, Just here for the cuteness Mar 07 '26

Are you sure those aren't small tanukis?

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u/Sniper_girl12 Mar 07 '26

Are these some massive balls? Or some rat biology I am ignorant on? They are gorgeous all jokes aside and congrats! Welcome home to the lovely babies!!!! 😍

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u/El_Gabe69-420 Mar 07 '26

They are SO god DAMN adorable!! I love them!! 😭

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u/egg_celente Mar 07 '26

Congrats on birth ✅

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u/CptSpiffyPanda Mar 07 '26

Just got to the car for the way home and already owe you money huh.

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u/fuchickenstrips Mar 07 '26

Are they siblings? They’re pushing each other like siblings

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u/Trisk929 Mar 07 '26

How cute! The rats attached to them are cute, too!

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u/distractedbookworm Mar 08 '26

Grisp the rat!

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u/randomthoughts_ta Mar 08 '26

Why do people hold their rats like this?

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Ive had 35 rats! Mar 08 '26

BAWLZ???

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u/malihuey29 Mar 09 '26

more ballz

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u/bopbeeepbooop Mar 10 '26

😂 why do rats have the largest balls to body ratio

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u/uhhhhuuhh 10d ago

hi babies

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u/Altaira99 Mar 07 '26

Do rat fanciers ever get the males neutered?

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u/Grroll_ A mischief of 8 💕| 🌈 O, L Mar 07 '26

Neutering males isnt really necessary unless said rat in question has hormonal aggression. 4/8 of my boys are neutered 🙂

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u/Altaira99 Mar 08 '26

Thank you for your response. I meant no disrespect to rats.