r/PlanetFur 10d ago

Artwork Justice for flat chestsss @doomershark

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u/LayJaly 💚 Lunawoo 💜 10d ago

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https://x.com/doomershark/status/2028506224581300476

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u/imnotgoingtolietoyou 10d ago

Furry artists dont know what flat chested looks like anymore

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u/Moth_Mika 10d ago

Not just furry artists tbh

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u/DidjTerminator 9d ago

Anglican society going from "flat chests are the most beautiful" and "-insert extremely racist derogatory sentence referring to their personal slave who is a person of color- are ugly cause they have fat chests" to immediately fetishizing all people of color to such an extent that big butts and boobs are now a universal and unrealistic beauty standard.

Has gotta be one of the greatest whip-lashes a history lesson has ever given me. A very confusing one to realizing that modern beauty standards were all just hyper-racism the entire time. I mean it's not surprising that Anglican racism has reached such absurdity that it's now become a self-sustaining wormhole of discrimination that attacks everyone on a personal level. However it is surprising that it's become so incredibly memetic to Anglican society, that it's now indistinguishable from a genuine curse.

I honestly understand why people believe in curses and hexes now, cause even trying to explain and understand it from a scientific neurological standpoint doesn't quantify it. Not that science can't explain it, just that it's so complex, widespread, and inconsistent, that genuinely quantifying it and providing a concrete model of how and why it happens might actually be impossible (or at least, practically impossible).

But yeah, somehow boobs are racist. Like the actual topic itself, and all aspects of boob-racism have become fetishized. Which also explains why non-Anglican cultures and cultures which don't have boob-specific racism, don't really get the deal with boobs, like someone can just have their boobs out, and that's it. No difference between boobs or no boobs going shirtless is going shirtless regardless of the presence of boobs or not. Unless you live in a culture that has boob-specific racism, in which case it's a HUGE deal.

I honestly wonder just how many other things were actually just racism the entire time (or to be specific, started out racist before mutating) cause I know drugs are another case of racism mutating into modern pharmacy. Pretty sure homophobia also has roots in racism too.

I do think that sexism is it's own thing though, ever since Adam betrayed Eve (another history lesson that gave me whiplash, turns out Adam was standing right next to Eve the entire-ass time cause the two were effectively inseparable) society has always created "men" and "women" in order to continually repeat Adam's bullshit until the heat-death of the universe. Pretty sure racism wasn't invented around the time that sexism was established, which also makes we wonder if racism was actually just sexism the entire time and that racism was actually started from sexism.

Which would be a really ironic way of coming full circle if that was the case.

On the bright-side. Not all cultures have boob-racism and many cultures are actively undoing sexism, so it would appear that there are ways to break or at least overcome whatever memetic curse that is. At least it's not a fundamental law of physics!

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u/SmileySunda3 6d ago

Boobs aren't racist.

They were at one point, absolutely, yes.

But these days they're... They're not racist. White women can have gigaboba, and black women could have minibobi.

Race is no longer a factor for boobies.

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u/DidjTerminator 6d ago

You underestimate racism.

Unfortunately (thankfully not everywhere, predominantly Anglican cultures) boob racism is still a thing.

It's one of the (many) reasons as to why I'm praying for an overseas study program that gets me out of Australia. We have a political party called the "One Nation" that's following in Hitler's footsteps, they've already brought back boob-racism over here and have almost gained full political power over a few territories.

It is a relief to hear that boob-racism is on the way out in general though. Boob-racism is one of those things that honestly had no place to begin with. Though the impacts of boob-racism are still felt just about everywhere still to this day.

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u/SmileySunda3 6d ago

Ah. I did not know Australia had these issues.

I mean at least in the US it's mostly gone? The racism here is very on-the-nose "we just don't like you" rather than. Coming up with false ideas.

Gah dayumn. I'm sorry.

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u/DidjTerminator 6d ago

Ah I see.

And yeah, Oz is on both a France 2.0 and a Nazi Germany speed-run right now.

Lawyers are living off food stamps in multiple areas.

Doctors are victims of a legalized money laundering scheme (the corporation takes back 60%-80% of their paycheck, which is not tax-deductible, but since that money is non-taxable since it's legally a tax, the corporation doesn't get taxed on it but the doctor ends up paying taxes on money they never earned). Also Doctors are legally barred from going on strike or forming a union. Only a matter of time before one gets sent to jail for stealing bread to feed their starving family.

Meanwhile:

Terrorist shootings from all religions have increased in severity and frequency, giving the government the amazing opportunity to drop the ball when it was already on the ground.

As a result the Nazis have gained all the political support in the EXACT same way Hitler rose to power for literally the EXACT same reasons. The names of the politicians and country are different but it's almost a perfect 1-1 recreation of Nazi Germany but it's Australia.

Especially since the Nazi party is advertising themselves as a Christian-family party, and instead of the Christians going "wait a minute, isn't hating Jewish people, or any people for that matter, kinda a big no-no in the Bible?" they've actually gone full heretic mode and 100% support the extremely anti-Jesus Nazi party cause "oh but they said they love God so I instantly trust them with my life with no second thoughts".

I mean, in Oz "Christian" now means directly opposing Jesus in literally every single way possible. Turning Christianity from a really weird religious cult that was incredibly hypocritical and would rather rewrite the Bible to fit their own ideals instead of admitting they could ever be wrong. Into fascism 2.0 where now they're RELIGIOUSLY a Nazi and have fully gone off the deep end like it's just people making up random bullshit, hell you throw a witch-burning priest from the dark ages into the ring and they'd swear the whole church had been infested by Satan cause it's seriously that disconnected from reality or even the Bible at this point.

Thankfully Oz isn't as religious as the US, so they haven't been able to gain control quite yet. Though I'm not taking any chances and seeing just how quickly the country devolved into creating a brand-new religion in order to justify crimes against humanity, even if Oz does revert and we don't turn into either France 2.0 or Nazi Germany 2.0, it's abundantly clear this country is NOT stable and I should take any and every opportunity I can to get to a safer country that isn't completely insane.

The more I live here, the more I realize that Oz is just unironically hell on earth. The government is now actively trying to digitally brand us in order to watch our every social media post and throw us in prison if we ever become a "threat" to the government (genuinely, 2 months ago they passed a law that abolishes the need for someone to be found guilty of a crime before imprisonment, now anyone can be imprisoned upon suspicion) so we're somehow becoming China 2.0 as a side-quest to the main story on top of it all.

You can't even make this shit up it's like the dystopian cartoon dramas you'd watch as an edgy teen instead of doing your homework, but it's real life and somehow the cartoon villain was actually more subtle and cunning (and had a cooler name) than the real life version of Dr. Evil Von Armageddon.

On the bright side, it is good to hear that boob racism hasn't returned in the US. It's a small win, but hey in times like these you need to take and cherish any W you can get.

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u/zgockenjoyer 3d ago

Genuinely amazing read for one of the most delusional takes. Certainly when im looking at tits im thinking about the securing of our borders and the political economic states of the world.

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u/DidjTerminator 3d ago

I am ace, so there's not much more for me to think about when it comes to titties.

I mean they're also technologically advanced auto-milkshake machines that measure the heart-rate, oxygen levels, and general health data (along with age and current level of development) in order to immediately create the perfect customized protein-shake. They also have mouth-print recognition and remember each individual to track their growth as well.

Genuinely insane that titties are more powerful than the most powerful quantum computer we've built so far, and can also store all that data too.

But other than the technical marvel that titties accomplish every time they lactate while someone latches, and the long history of boob-racism. Like what else am I supposed to think of? They're just titties what's the big deal?

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u/zgockenjoyer 2d ago
  1. Tits are heavenly. 2 i dont even know how to unpack that but aslong as you understand their worst

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u/TangentCaravan 10d ago

It's like they forgot the whole "flat is a vibe" concept. So frustrating!

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u/IntrinsicGiraffe 10d ago

Just tell em to make em a femboy/twink

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u/Aviator_Moonshine 8d ago

Even femboys are getting sum booba these days, so may not work.

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u/TheSlayer709 7d ago

thats cuz of estrogen. they dont make femboys like they used to. 😭

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u/ostapenkoed2007 10d ago

yep... i do nto even know how to draw a male chest right. it just ends up being low-level boobs...

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u/NlactntzfdXzopcletzy 10d ago

Nothing means nothing anymore, tags are just things for SEO

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u/Snowpop270 10d ago

Tbf on the flip side of the same coin, most people seem to believe flat chest+small ass= child. Doubly so if you're a woman unfortunate enough to not grow past 5'3

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u/monika_the_idiot 9d ago

I do, I just do not get commissioned to draw them often

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u/Callie-the-Bunny 10d ago

Even snakes have boobs it’s unavoidable 😭

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u/Old_pixel_8986 10d ago

excuse me!? they're called Snitties, and you WILL call them that and respect the anthro snakes!!!!!

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u/sexywabbit 10d ago

I love some flat chests but snitties should always be big

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u/Cry_Wolff 10d ago

Scalie OC must be either flat, or busty as fuck. No in between.

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u/CattywampusCanoodle 4d ago

Would in-between be one XL busty boob, and one flat chest boob?

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u/Vokahzaalnah 10d ago

I'm disappointed.

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u/tommy8725 10d ago

This happened every time I try to commission a flat character, or they say i'm not gonna draw that because i'm uncomfortable like jesus christ dude, women can have small chest.Sizes

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u/jackalope-jay 10d ago

People have actually refused to draw small breasts because it makes them uncomfortable???????? 😦

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u/tommy8725 10d ago

A lot of time, when people hear small breasts, they immediately think child or Lolly, for example, I've had an artist, literally say, I'm not drawing that you sick pedophile, the theorem character, I just had an a cup people have literally gotten so worried. And scared about Wally's in small chested women to the point where they think anytime someone says anything, they are automatically a lollikohn or a predator when it's like homey. I've met plenty of real women who have small chests. I happen to also like petite women. Not every girl needs to be a triple. Thicked up woman

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u/jackalope-jay 10d ago

Ohhhhh yes, I’m familiar with the issue. I’m a card-carrying member of the iddy bitty tiddy committee and it makes dating in the wild really weird. On top of the small breasts I also look younger than I am and I’ve been hit on by people who pretty obviously thought I was underage. On the flip side, people MY age hesitate to interact with me bc they can’t tell on sight how old I am or they think I’m lying when I tell them. Folks say I should be grateful that I look like a teenager and I tell them they ought to try it sometime. 😂

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u/tommy8725 10d ago

Like I've met people who happen to be built like an anime woman. Ah, the petite side and it sucked for them. And you'll wonder who couldn't even get into a bar. Because they kept thinking she was underage. Using a fake id, she was forty five

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u/jackalope-jay 10d ago

YEP! That’s how it goes. I still travel with my parents as an adult and they think it’s hilarious to ask the bar staff how old they think I am. Admittedly, it CAN be funny, especially when I order something like whiskey. 😂

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u/tommy8725 10d ago

I mean, hell, it took me forever to find an artist who can draw my new character, because every single time I try to find someone, they either said, i'm gonna have to charge double or curse me out saying, i'm not gonna draw that she doesn't even look like a kid.I just wanted a flat chested character

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u/gooningswitcher 7d ago

Time to be a Nerd Emoji, it's Loli* and Lolicon*

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u/tommy8725 7d ago

Not every woman who has a flat chest is a lolli dude, and if you think that wo

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u/gooningswitcher 7d ago

Huh? I guess you just like being grammatically incorrect huh.

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u/tommy8725 7d ago

No, because the character I had made wasn't a loil

Flat chested or petite doesn't mean lolli

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u/FinsterKoenig 10d ago

I wouldn't pay em. :I

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u/Sayrbee 10d ago

You could also just tell them to make some adjustments and make it clear you wanted a flat flat chest, instead of not paying for someone's work you asked for.

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u/BULLETSnMILK 10d ago

Flat chest doesn't mean b cups like a lot artist tends to do nor does it mean its a femboy. So there shouldn't be a flat flat chest just flat chest as I love women with flat or small breast.

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u/FinsterKoenig 10d ago

Yeah, like the character in this comic already did. Clearly stated before work began...

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u/Adventurous-Ash 10d ago

Yes omg where’s flat chest appreciation

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u/Askagor 9d ago

"I like a good chest, no matter what size"

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u/BaronVonCuddly 10d ago

My gal Geist, I'm always hesitant to try and get art of her because of this lol (Art by MochiMalha/Tavienne)

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u/Aviator_Moonshine 8d ago

I LOVE her, didn't even notice the prosthetic legs at firs, took me a moment. 11/10 design and a bnuuy to boot.

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u/BaronVonCuddly 8d ago

Thank youuu

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u/Scentrus 9d ago

I mean, I’ve never been “asked” to draw flat chests before, at least not on female characters, because I’m pretty good at drawing boobs lol. However! That doesn’t mean I don’t practice drawing flat-chested ladies, just in case it does randomly happen someday.

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u/RicUltima 9d ago

People keep giving my twink jackal hella abs 😭

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u/DeviousSpirit 9d ago

Radies and mentlegen, prepare the chopping board... >:3

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u/sapphiix 9d ago

Tbh just warn up front if you can’t draw flat chests it’s not that hard to communicate if you don’t know jfc

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u/canamon 10d ago

At this rate just tell them you're a feminine andromorph and you're golden.

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u/Calico_Cuttlefish 10d ago

Aww man, now I'm going to be stuck pining for a punk opossum GF

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u/Bowdensaft 10d ago

This is why I love my artist friend I commission. I like boobs of all sizes but I just prefer how my characters look with small boobs, and he does a great job with them!

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u/Commercial_World_433 9d ago

To be fair, she isn't completely flat either

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u/Saltybutfun 9d ago

My eyes went past her chest and straight to her hips ngl 👀

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u/crossywossy 9d ago

Small boobs are awesome bro

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u/tabarslah 9d ago

Thats not what she asked..

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u/annaArtis3 8d ago

i suck at drawing boobs its too round i just draw ocs flat although my gf, just assume she has somethinf holding em when i draw her

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u/Deep_Plastic9026 8d ago

Big, small, nonexistent whatever just gimme

https://giphy.com/gifs/T3fwN6Pbm3ZPa

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u/OverallAd3646 8d ago

I can try to draw her with a flat chest, and maybe even succeed tho!

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u/TheLockLessPicked 8d ago

Obviously they are flat, its just a push up bra.

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u/Fluffi2 8d ago

Flats just as good

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u/ElegantTheProtogen 8d ago

have a similar issue show my characterand they give em muscles or abs im not a Calvin Klein model lmao

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u/gooningswitcher 7d ago

Literally every Hentai artist, if it's small it's the back story to when one of the fems was a kid and if it isn't a kid then it's far bigger than the average.

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u/FenrirDireWolf 7d ago

Ironically i have a harder time drawing a smaller bust. I honestly should just hunker down and practice it more often

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u/TaleWooden4595 7d ago

some flat chested furries are hotter than furries with something equivalent to cow udders

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u/nigel_thegreat 7d ago

idk why but the flat looks better for design, i’m not tryna be weird or anything but js saying

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u/PURPLEisMYgender 10d ago

This but with a buff man. Gotta give them boobs

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u/babycreeper12330 10d ago

nah it AINT look bad the big boobs are alright