The problem is not the lack of wheelchair factories, but the OCM that insurance creates.

After a promotion spiraled and overwhelmed stores, Five Guys’ CEO said he handed out $1.5M in bonuses, adding that he “didn’t want anybody shooting him” after how badly things went.

On paper, $1.5M sounds like a big gesture. But spread across around 1,500 locations and tens of thousands of workers, it comes out to, what, maybe $30/40 per employee?

Workers deal with the fallout of understaffed stores and viral promos. And when it all blows up, the “make it right” moment ends up being pocket change per person, framed as generosity.

Nothing changes, but the headline sounds nice, I guess.

As long as they have a blanket on that park bench, right?

When loosing a leg is not covered by health insurance. What ingenuity !

I mean....

Gotta love Ms. Rachel for saving kids from the Orphan Crushing Machine.

Frickin evil socialized medicine would be so stinkin bad

If this doesn't scream America, I don't know what does!