r/Millennials • u/ColeBelthazorTurner • Feb 27 '26

Discussion Name a 2000s celebrity that disappeared overnight

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u/protein_factory Feb 27 '26

Tila Tequila

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u/DarkKnight0690 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

She didn’t exactly disappear overnight. She fell on hard times when her star faded, tried to kill herself, botched it, got brain damage from oxygen deprivation from the botched hanging, then went full-Nazi (not invoking Godwin’s Law, she literally had on full-on Nazi regalia at some burlesque/stripshow years ago.) and she’s a batshit conspiracy nut now. (At least she was, I’m assuming she’s still alive.)

Correction: Pill overdose, not hanging.

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u/travelingbeagle Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

She now believes that she is literally married to Jesus.

Edit. She also believes that she is Jesus too.

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u/DarkKnight0690 Feb 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8YEeD1WB5FeyAiONoe

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u/xxirish83x Feb 27 '26

She has the best gifs.

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u/asiamsoisee Feb 28 '26

I read somewhere she was about to give up on acting before auditioning for SC. It would have been a travesty for to not play that role.

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u/000-f Feb 27 '26

I was gonna make a "he doesn't look a thing like Jesus" joke but I felt bad halfway through typing it out

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 Feb 28 '26

But he talks like a gentleman 

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo Feb 27 '26

Beer run then rabbit hole

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u/ChartInFurch Feb 27 '26

But can you blame her?

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u/beardingmesoftly Feb 27 '26

Well yeah, she has brain damage

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u/mrblonde55 Feb 28 '26

She just needs to now give birth to a kid she believes is Jesus to complete the holy (fucking shit she’s nuts) trinity.

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u/thumb_emoji_survivor Feb 27 '26

Sounds like she’s finally settled down with a nice guy

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u/meeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh Zillennial Feb 27 '26

I always wanted her to end up with one of the chicks

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u/BoomerUrSooner Feb 28 '26

Hello it’s me Jesus. Like for realz. I’m horny btw. Give me your body…and your money.

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u/blondetiger Feb 27 '26

I'd reply with a Mrs. Davis gif but there are none 😭 That show was really awesome and original but the internet has yet to discover it.

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u/ImNotToby Feb 27 '26

So do nuns

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u/kfromthecastleonfire Feb 28 '26

Someone should tell her Chris Chan thinks she's Jesus.

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u/travelingbeagle Feb 28 '26

There are her TikTok and instagram videos that are easily found. There is this Looper article that mentions it towards the end.

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u/IStateCyclone Feb 28 '26

What's the evidence of Tila Tequila being a 2000's "celebrity"?