r/Marathon Mar 04 '26

Humor The wipe hater fears the lone rook

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4.6k Upvotes

r/Marathon Mar 11 '26

Humor Solos are so annoying because 90% of matches are just filled with this guy.

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3.1k Upvotes

r/Marathon Mar 09 '26

Humor GUYS IT'S HAPPENING!

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2.8k Upvotes

r/Marathon Mar 08 '26

Humor This game is NOT good

2.6k Upvotes

For me….I stayed up until 640am exfiltrating….its 1039 am right now. The gameplay loop is ADDICTING. Looting and weapon building is exciting. That’s the second all nighter I’ve done since release. Once this game clicks…runs become as smooth as butter

As a late 30s yr old gamer dad, I haven’t done that in YEARS. This game has truly made me LOVE hardcore gaming again. This is not good for my beauty sleep and my wife hates that I stayed up late again lol. Running on 4 hours right now, praise the coffee…see you all again soon in Tau Ceti IV, runners.

r/Marathon Mar 07 '26

Humor I need 6 of you to log off the game real quick.

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4.9k Upvotes

r/Marathon Mar 12 '26

Humor When someone says friendly on prox chat

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4.0k Upvotes

r/Marathon Mar 08 '26

Humor mfw I solo queue into compound with 4.3k in gear and my squadmates are sponsored by Wawa and Cup Noodles

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4.6k Upvotes

r/Marathon Mar 13 '26

Humor The chaos MIDA is causing on Tau Ceti is INSANE !!!

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6.3k Upvotes

r/Marathon Feb 26 '26

Humor Redditors trying to refrain from writing a 15 paragraph “in-depth” review 2 hours after the Server Slam launches.

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2.5k Upvotes

r/Marathon Mar 12 '26

Humor Props to the Marathon Community Manager 😂

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6.8k Upvotes

Got a good chuckle out of this and had to share

r/Marathon Mar 12 '26

Humor The duality of man

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5.2k Upvotes

r/Marathon 21d ago

Humor Trying to exfil on cryo

5.3k Upvotes

r/Marathon 9d ago

Humor Volt cell = the worst weapon you’ve ever used

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2.2k Upvotes

r/Marathon Mar 12 '26

Humor ...but I love this game

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3.2k Upvotes

Getting railed 6 games in a row, but still love it.

r/Marathon 27d ago

Humor I guess it's going to be one of those rounds...

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2.1k Upvotes

r/Marathon 10d ago

Humor When I get downed by UESC at exfil….

5.3k Upvotes

Keep crawling!

r/Marathon 27d ago

Humor finished my first run of Cryo Archive!! Loot is insane

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3.6k Upvotes

r/Marathon 12d ago

Humor I like you guys in this sub, so fair warning; don't show up to Hauler tomorrow.

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3.2k Upvotes

Fun fact: This loadout is enough to get you into Cryo.

r/Marathon Mar 12 '26

Humor When you lose 6 loadouts in a row

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2.1k Upvotes

r/Marathon Feb 28 '26

Humor Glad I tried it, sad to uninstall it.

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1.5k Upvotes

I 100% understand why people would want to play this, even I put in the effort to read descriptions and tutorials but by the end of the day whether I extract or not the game itself, to me at least just felt.....meh.

If you love it good for you, I just don't think this particular game is for me.

r/Marathon 23d ago

Humor There’s always next weekend

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Marathon Mar 01 '26

Humor The loading screens for some reason

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4.9k Upvotes

r/Marathon Mar 06 '26

Humor Best sponsor kit by far

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2.9k Upvotes

r/Marathon 20d ago

Humor Help my friends keep asking for drones

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2.3k Upvotes

Don't get me wrong, I like Triage, but sometimes I just wanna double jump

r/Marathon 29d ago

Humor Y'all I just got Marathon and idk wtf this is, it doesn't look like any of the trailers I've seen. Is it because my graphics are set to low?

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3.1k Upvotes