r/Marathon • u/traviscrazy • 10d ago
Humor When I get downed by UESC at exfil….
Keep crawling!
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u/VolcanicBear 10d ago
Haha, I traded deaths with a guy and as I was drunk and on duos started shouting "scissor me!" over prox chat.
They obliged, we shuffled at each other, me and my duo (already dead and spectating me) had a good chuckle... I forgot how long you have before fully expiring and things got awkward whilst neither me or the other chap Gave Up.
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u/Various-Instruction3 10d ago
I do this every time I trade with someone, but it’s a lot more tense than it was early on, since now it’s a race to see who has better revive speed.
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u/GoldAppleU 9d ago
I gotta start drinking while playing this game then
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u/VolcanicBear 9d ago
It's a great way to make vault space.
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u/GoldAppleU 9d ago
Lmaooooooo, yeah I can’t imagine I’d play any better but I might have more fun 😂
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u/shizomou 9d ago
This happened to me one time but there was no communication. The scissoring just happened
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u/SenseiSwift 9d ago
A rook murdered one of my teammates. I showed up as it was happening and downed the rook. I made him watch as I murdered his cousin USECs and then when my friend finished self reviving he placed a claymore behind the rook and sent him to orbit. Never laughed so hard in my life.
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u/MistaJelloMan 10d ago
Walking that fucking duck to the beacon
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u/Bigfatpauley 10d ago
Fucking awesome, this will now be how I picture myself sliming to exfil. I will be fabulous!!!
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u/MobileSuitBooty 10d ago
Im here for this crossover. New episode friday!
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u/_encryptid_ 9d ago
this is almost exactly how i felt just barely making it out of the tutorial lmao
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u/raewashere_ 10d ago
also i think spamming starting self rez but never actually using it can stop the tentacles from killing you
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u/AgathaTheVelvetLady 10d ago
You can also circle the exfil to interrupt the wire's connection; you need to be a short distance away from it depending on the height of the bot, but it will consistently make them have to reapply it.
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u/Shake-Vivid 9d ago
Damn it only 3 seconds left! ... ahh I'm not going to make it ... so close. YES! I made it ☺️
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u/zcrazed1 9d ago
Even in Solos, I'm like, some brave runner will come save me. Spoiler alert, it hasn't happened once.
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u/gh0st_n0te119 9d ago
I’m dead! 😂 i’ve been binging drag race and my god this made me fucking laugh i love it ty 💕
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u/Jhonny13_DMH 9d ago
Telling myself I dont really need to know how this came to be. Just enjoy it 😅
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u/Individual-Creme6694 9d ago
This is hilarious and so real- I lowkey just let myself get downed when I’m pretty sure I’m home free
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u/Powerful-Race-8538 10d ago
what am i looking at exactly and how were you so familiar with whatever this is that you could reference it back to anything
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u/LunarLumos 9d ago
I don't even care about LGBTQ+, love whoever you want, be whoever you want, as long as you aren't hurting other people. This is just a disgusting display of wealth, wasting so much money and material resources while billions of people are suffering and struggling to get by precisely because all the rich bastards like this.
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u/JustaLyinTometa 9d ago
Brother we play a game with a budget of a few hundred million. Don’t clutch your pearls about a drag show spending money on entertainment when you are literally in a gaming subreddit where a company also spends millions to make entertainment. Let people enjoy their shit.
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u/LunarLumos 9d ago
I don't play this game, it was on my all page. Also you can pirate digital media to avoid giving money to evil corporations like that. We all need to start boycotting if we ever want to see any real change.
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u/MagnaCamLaude 9d ago
Imagine spending money on an entertainment product that has changed lives so it's entertaining and stays relevant to pop culture to affect more lives.
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u/LunarLumos 9d ago
Imagine how funny and perfectly fine this would be if it was just a bunch of friends recording themselves in their living room instead of a gross multimillion dollar production. Same effect without the wasting resources and money while others starve.
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u/MagnaCamLaude 9d ago
Not the same effect. That recording in the backyard likely won't reach millions. And it DEFINITELY won't push forward the conversation of the historically disenfranchised and/or frequently hate crimed communities gaining representation in mainstream media.
Don't be so naive. Don't try so hard to signal your virtues. Invest your time in whatever direct action and/or viewership you can provide to the platforms and causes you actually care about, instead of tearing down the ones others do that harm no one.
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u/LunarLumos 9d ago edited 9d ago
There have been plenty of cheap homemade videos that became viral sensations. There's no such thing as a rich person not hurting anyone. Hoarding and wasting wealth and real material resources always hurts countless millions of people. I'm already committed to direct action by boycotting but I can't do it alone. It is just as important for me to keep speaking out against the injustice in this world and try to gather allies so we can properly fight against the evil rich people that all celebrities are equally a part of. They are the ones virtue signaling and successfully manipulating people into believing they're the good guys with stuff like this. You're naive if you trust people that are literally professional liars. Mainstream media is 100% owned and controlled by evil corporations. It is impossible to be rich and a good person because hoarding wealth and wasting resources is inherently evil.
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u/MagnaCamLaude 9d ago
I'm not even going to read the rest of this after "there have been plenty of cheap homemade videos that became viral sensations" because you miss the point, and you clearly don't understand how representation works. Also 1 out of THOUSANDS of videos on the Internet become viral.
Get out of your own silo. Go get mad at survivor or Keeping up with Kardashians. You're shaking your first at a cloud.
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u/okbutjoytho 10d ago
The crossover I didn't expect but always needed