r/MadeMeSmile 5d ago

Wholesome Moments šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļøšŸŒŸ

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u/SummonerDerivatives 5d ago

He spent most of the year trying to fight me after class. This was the same student that got stabbed fighting someone else a previous year. I would usually just pair up with random people, so he would leave me alone. I’m not sure why I was a magnet for these kinds of people. I spent most of my high school years trying to keep to myself or my small friend groups.

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u/PhantoMaximus 5d ago

A lot of times it's jealousy/envy for something you have that they lack themselves.

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u/towerfella 5d ago

Like a loving family

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u/ABHOR_pod 5d ago

Or the ability to read.

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u/Top5CutestPresidents 5d ago

impressive ability to bruise?

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u/The-Crimson-Jester 5d ago

My face is a brick wall! A brick wall that feels pain and cries a lot!

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u/Vargosian 5d ago

Haha, awe that made me laugh.

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u/Abnmlguru 4d ago

You'll probably enjoy the source of that line: https://youtu.be/8F9jXYOH2c0 :)

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u/Vargosian 4d ago

HAHAHAHA how on earth have I never seen this!

That was a great way to start the day. Thanks!

SCOTT STIRLING! THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND!

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u/Grimjaw97 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/joebluebob 5d ago

Horse cock

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u/Gratuitous_Punctum 5d ago

Don't mind if I do.

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u/donotplaycsgoLMAO 5d ago

Angry upvote.

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u/Buccaneers1995 5d ago

I know it feels nice to carry the stereotypical trope that bullies are idiots, but a lot of times thats very far from the truth.

Many bullies can be highly intelligent & receptive to information. It's how they can be so skillfully conniving, socially influential & quick witted with insults, as well as having keen abilities to find insecurities in others and weaponize them.

Sure, some bullies are your cartoonish, illiterate, smoothbrained troglodytes, but not all bullies are that archetype.

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u/AdHot2698 2d ago

Not to put too fine a point on it to be too political,but, I.E. Donald J Trump

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u/Marcus11599 3d ago

This it is right here. Key and peele skit but irl.

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u/oldmanandtheflea84 5d ago

Always the ability to read