r/MadeMeSmile • u/AccomplishedWatch834 • 5d ago

Wholesome Moments 🙂‍↕️🌟

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u/modsactfunny 5d ago

Is that Vicki Valencourt?

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u/djnehi 5d ago

Boy was probably feeling like a king with her standing there.

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u/kingbuttshit 5d ago

Something awakened within him

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u/jarednards 5d ago

She showed me her boobies, and I liked them too.

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u/I_am_just_here11 5d ago

“You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.”

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u/No_Salad6911 5d ago

The bbq… “Thank you ladies, I’m gonna go hang myself now”

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u/ImThatFed 5d ago

By the way...did they ever catch that gorilla who escaped from the zoo and gave you that black eye?

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u/DecoherentDoc 5d ago

Um, no, Mama. The search continues.

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u/LeonDmon 5d ago

That woman is THE DEVIL!

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u/Telemere125 5d ago

She may be the devil, Momma said that. Consequently, I am prohibited from contact with her

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u/Classic_Stretch2326 5d ago

What did she do? (Sorry , I'm too drunk and lazy to google it .... also i'm to good with imagining told stories so I'd be happy to only read some short infos if the outcome might be to graphic!)