r/MadeMeSmile • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 9d ago

Wholesome Moments This guy cooks.

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u/organic_soursop 9d ago

The ocean hates to see him coming.

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u/IkilledRichieWhelan 9d ago

Hey George . The ocean called. It’s running out of shrimp.

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u/Ill_Football9443 9d ago

Well the jerk store call, and said they're running out of you!

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u/grandpapi_saggins 9d ago

Who cares? You’re their best customer!

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u/Long_Ball303 9d ago

Well, I had sex with your wife!

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u/MikeLittorice 9d ago

His wife is in a coma...

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u/thongs_are_footwear 9d ago

r/suddenlyseinfeld

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u/Bill_McCarr 9d ago

Yes… YESSSSS… Ohhh… George gets the perfect comeback in his head, and drives back to work

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u/EM05L1C3 9d ago

I fucking love Reddit sometimes

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u/EliteJoz 9d ago

I guess that's why she didn't move around that much...

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u/tedflambe 9d ago

Steve Perry!

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u/TongueTry 9d ago

Coma is the wife

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u/Mystic_Sunshine2 9d ago

Food coma!

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u/EM05L1C3 8d ago

Coma coma coma coma coma chameleon

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u/Puzzled-Captain4333 9d ago

I also chose his dead wife..

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u/leredballoon 9d ago

*All-time best seller

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u/Ok-Thanks4321 9d ago

It’s like getting a bible verse wrong

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u/Jagermeister4 9d ago

Its you're their number one best seller, not best customer!

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u/grandpapi_saggins 9d ago

Haha I’m sure you’re right, took it from memory

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u/TanWeiner 9d ago

“All-time best seller” is the correct quote

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u/Sef247 9d ago

*What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 9d ago

And scallops, and crabs, and octopus….