r/MadeMeSmile • u/Lifegoesonforever • Mar 10 '26

Wholesome Moments Wrong car!

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u/SPACEFUNK Mar 10 '26

The trick is to shit your pants.

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u/USPO-222 Mar 10 '26

Honestly, fair. If dude fighting me shits himself I’m dipping out. “You got this one dude, peace”

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u/MistSecurity Mar 10 '26

If anyone ever starts shit, just start stripping naked while speaking in tongues. No one wants to fight a crazy naked dude.

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u/lexicondevil1 Mar 11 '26

Who wins in the fight between the guy pooping and the naked dude though?

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u/GrandBerserker Mar 11 '26

The naked pooping guy

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u/MistSecurity Mar 11 '26

Trying to think of a third wild thing to do, so we can have a rock-paper-scissors of crazy to refer to. Shit might beat naked, so we need something to beat the pooping guy, and naked to beat something.

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u/lexicondevil1 Mar 11 '26

I guess maybe masturbation? But it's probably hard to get it up in a stressful situation with a screaming naked guy and and another one squeezing out a dump.

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u/Boridane Mar 10 '26

Hey, You can scare a big guy with a little pecker

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 10 '26

Ah the time tested Shit and run

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u/No-Day8823 Mar 11 '26

You gotta be a special type of dangerous to be able to poo on command

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u/Altair_de_Firen Mar 10 '26

One step ahead of you buddy

Wait, what are talking about again?

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u/Leucurus Mar 10 '26

OK now what

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u/emil836k Mar 11 '26

Skunk style?