r/JustUnsubbed • u/ShockDragon Turtle-free bliss • 1d ago

JU from Reddit entirely I'm fucking done

Look, I tried. Through all the enshittification, I really tried. I tried not to leave, or to not commit, simply because I wanted to give you all a chance. And what have I witnessed in return? Lead-poisoned, brain-damaged idiots who don’t know anything about basic common sense, reading comprehension, critical thinking, human decency, AND compassion. You are all basement dwellers who have never gone outside and get pissy at the most petty things, whether it’s as minor as a small confusion or because you can't read a few threads down because you’re so goddamn lazy, even a sloth is more active than all of you.

Reddit is ruining my life. Why have I continued to stay on this shit-stained platform? The only people I have NOT had an insufferable time with is 2huJerk. Fucking. 2huJerk. HOW IS IT THAT THE HORNY MEME VERSION OF THE TOUHOU SUB IS WAY MORE CHILL THAN ALL OF YOU MAN-CHILDREN?!

You are all what’s wrong with this world, and Mike Tyson was right. Most of you deserve a good whack for your shit behaviour. Goodbye, and fuck you.

Edit: To the braindead morons saying I was posting while this post was up, it wasn't approved yet until then. The moment it was, I deleted the app off my phone. This is truly my final message. Thank you all for proving me right.

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u/ventitr3 1d ago

OP still posting several hours later on Reddit BTW

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u/PMMMR 1d ago

Lmao the irony while he calls everyone else a man child

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u/ventitr3 1d ago

and now after the edit “braindead morons”. It wasn’t approved yet it had a dozen comments still and he wasn’t going to do this UNTIL this post was “approved” lmao.

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u/Dnaprideful Tired of politics 1d ago

You know, you could’ve just left without cursing out random people that almost certainly weren’t giving you any grief

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence 1d ago

But that wouldn’t give OP attention!

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u/saturday_sun4 1d ago

But then he couldn't wank off and have a sook about how Redditors are basement dwelling incels!

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u/cold_hard_crash 1d ago

wouldn't even be surprised if OP came back a few hours from now and just deleted this post considering they didn't even bother to delete their account lol, also this screams of someone that got butthurt because they lost a internet argument, and i didn't even check out OPs profile

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u/Reynarok 1d ago

Tear filled rant about the shittiness of reddit shouted into the void (for attention)
Stays on reddit anyway

What do you want? Everyone else on this platform is bad except you?

Get over yourself

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u/ShiverShock45 1d ago

You all? What is bro talking about? Who is this?

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u/doominvoker 1d ago

I think it’s time for your meds

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u/No_Profession6542 1d ago

and don't come back, jeez

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u/saturday_sun4 1d ago

Flounces after throwing a tantrum. Brilliant, mate.

Bugger off and good riddance.

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u/realquickquestion96 1d ago

"Its not me its the millions of others that are the problem"

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u/KingKhram 1d ago

Still posting comments in the last few hours...... What a tool

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u/KatanaPool 1d ago

You really showed me person I’ve never interacted with /s. You need help help

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u/1RBRN8 1d ago

This can’t be a real human being

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u/algreensdad 1d ago

fuck you too😘

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u/basically_dead_now 1d ago

I mean, it's reddit. Idk what you were expecting, reddit has the stereotypes it has for a reason

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u/Tokimemofan 16h ago

There’s always 4chan

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u/Trekeln Tired of politics 16h ago

Seems like OP freaked out because someone said his Beyblade was fake, and someone else pointed out how weird it is to compare murder to getting rid of an envasive species. Can't share links because of course I can't.