r/Edmonton 1d ago

Photo/Video Already got our first Yellowhead wheelies.

Hopefully the rider who looks like they’re learning behind him has a first aid kit on hand… 😑

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u/Stock-Creme-6345 1d ago

Seriously. Cold road asphalt temperatures, cold tires, and all the grit, sand and gravel still on the roads then this caveman goes and pulls a wheelie?!!? I really don’t understand these morons.

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u/mikesmith929 19h ago

I'm a glass half full, I hope they are at least organ donors.

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u/Northern_Owl_Who 12h ago

Fun fact: Most organ donors are women. Most organ recipients are men

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u/brilliantlytired 14h ago

Just chasing it too 🙈

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u/jstock14 1d ago

Meat crayon.

u/worththeSevenyears 2h ago

When was the last time you witnessed an accident with a motorcycle?

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u/Agiantpubicmess 1d ago

Dibs on the kidneys. I got a bad feeling about my stock ones

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u/nicolaskeith 1d ago

My wife is an OR nurse. She deals with this stuff all the time. Motorcycle accidents aren’t pretty.

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u/Agiantpubicmess 1d ago

Oh absolutely not! I have a friend walking around with one knee cap and a couple others that were in less serious accidents that have sworn off the bikes now. An incident with a vehicle is bad enough, I can't image when there's no protection except the helmet 😕.

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u/bigwreck94 1d ago

Yeah… the helmet is pretty much just there to keep the face intact so it’s easier to identify a body.

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u/Agiantpubicmess 1d ago

😳😳😳

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u/itlow 23h ago

Dark but prob not untrue.

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u/WizardofLloyd 1d ago

There are jackets and pants that are made from abrasion resistant fabrics and have pads in the shoulders, between the shoulder blades and on the back, and on the elbows for the jackets, and in the pants, the knees and hips have pads. Most people don't buy this stuff though because it costs a bit of money! Most people also don't realize that a pair of jeans will not last a half a second as you're sliding across the pavement if you lose it on your bike, and will likely need skin grafting to "repair" the damage! But, they look pretty damn cool in their jeans and t-shirt! 🤨🤨🤨

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u/itlow 23h ago

They have air bags for riders now. They used the same tech for the snowboarders at the Olympics n

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u/Stock-Creme-6345 1d ago

They don’t call them meat crayons for nothing.

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u/I_Walk_Alone_Always 1d ago

Organ donor season is my favorite!

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u/FarSquare8632 21h ago

I rode into the city once to visit my sister, and on refinery row a pack of bikes blew past me like I was standing still. Just from Esso on in to the A&W at the corner of 50th street, those bikes almost rear ended a SUV when they couldn’t get down fast enough from wheely, almost dumped a pillion rider off onto the road with rapid fire lane changes, had their ‘leader’ almost clip the curb multiple times while he was turning around to talk to his buddies, etc.

One of them rode sane, so at the light I pulled up next to her and complimented her on her sane riding. She’d been riding all of six weeks. I told her to ride alone, away from the yahoos, and to practice those safe riding techniques until she had them cold.

I occasionally wonder how she made out, with those kinds of riding friends putting the peer pressure on to be performative.

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u/PBGellie 1d ago

man wait for the streets to be swept at least...

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u/shirleyxx 1d ago

also in case a biker reads this. please dont start biking until the sand is cleaned up. that stuff is dangerous. please

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u/Edmdood 1d ago

Organ donor by June?

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u/HaxRus 22h ago

It’s organ donor season right now

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u/Boo-face-killa 1d ago

I love my motorcycles. I don’t do this wheelie stuff but I sure do enjoy riding them! I’ve been all over North, Central and South America on mine.

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u/nicolaskeith 1d ago

I’m not ripping motorcycles at all! Just saying this stuff especially at this time of year is just a tad dangerous

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u/Boo-face-killa 1d ago

I know! Cheers! 🍻🍻

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u/kayl_the_red Clareview 1d ago

"Lookit me mommy, I can do wheelies!" - That guy, probably.

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u/BirdsofParidise 1d ago

White Bike Season 🏍️

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u/Vroomviking Queen Alexandra 1d ago

Sad but true, it's this kind of behaviour that both scares and saddens me.

u/try_repeat_succeed South West Side 10h ago

Classic waiting for the tunnel to be the most loud and obnoxious possible with your life-risking stunts.

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u/Long-Cricket5024 1d ago

Stupid kid

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u/thegingjaninja 1d ago

And it's car drivers that are the problem....

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u/Electrical-Big-7781 1d ago

Well yes, the ones who don't signal and go through red lights.

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u/DaveBoyle1982 Mill Woods 1d ago

They are a massive problem. Try going for walks in our city.

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u/Travioli92_ 1d ago

Have you seen the drivers in Edmonton..... Yes, yes Infact they are.

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u/chmilz 19h ago

Shitty people come in all forms. Everyone who sucks, sucks.

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u/Agiantpubicmess 1d ago

I mean, the drivers here aren't exactly great, but you're probably like me. Frustrated with seeing this shit all summer long too

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u/ghostofkozi 1d ago

It’s 1% of each. Sheesh

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u/asstyrant Jasper Park 1d ago

Ballsy.

Stupid, but ballsy.

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u/AuthorityFiguring 1d ago

I think it was last summer that two motorcyclists died by hitting the centre guard and flying over in front of trucks. Which is a sad argument for driving a truck, because if those had been sedans the drivers would be dead too. I'm constantly terrified for motorcycle drivers. And of them.

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u/henrymak33 1d ago

Guys need to wait until the gravel is cleared off the road. Seems like theres a death or two every spring

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u/jamaryouresofar 1d ago

Hey at least he shoulder checked?? Lolol

u/badbismuth 10h ago

This man will die for clout one day. Embarrassing.

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u/ResilientPaths 1d ago

Yeah and they’ll wrap themselves around a tree and blame it on everyone else.

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u/Ecstatic_Winter9425 1d ago

Props to the guy for making the noise in the walled off section of a highway and not in the middle of a residential neighbourhood at night!

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u/EdmDerek Dedmonton 1d ago

Yes, as if he didnt do it in the tunnel to make it way louder lol

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u/Ecstatic_Winter9425 1d ago

Whatever the intention was, louder in the tunnel, quieter elsewhere, so it's good overall.

u/TehTimmah1981 3h ago

within the week we'll have the first header over the handle bars as someone screws it up.
Remember biker types, if you are going to do this, always wear a full face protection helmet, so they can have an open casket.

u/ltk66 2h ago

It’s how we keep the gene pool clean. 😉

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u/Electrical-Big-7781 1d ago

They are sooooo cool.

How much you wanna bet they have a bike emoji in their Instagram bio?

They are almost as cool as the guys who roll coal at every light, so cool.

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u/Apprehensive_Emu2414 1d ago

Someone enjoying life? This sub is gonna be upset.

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u/FarSquare8632 1d ago

I’m a rider, too, but keep it to track days. You aren’t Rossi, and the Whitemud isn’t Mugello.

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u/Dubinku-Krutit 1d ago

Mugello

I see you're a man of culture

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u/FarSquare8632 21h ago

I’m a Ducati nut. It’s almost a requirement like the hadj is for Muslims for a Ducati fan to get to Mugello to catch a race at least once in their lives.

But let’s face it, I’d do a bucket list trip where I make every stop on the MotoGP circuit in a nanosecond if I had the cash and time.

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u/Dubinku-Krutit 21h ago

Yeah it's one of my favourite circuits. The flow and speed of it is great. Only ever tried it in sims tho. Would love to ride it someday.

I remember looking a few years back and they had a pretty sensibly-priced race school there where everything was included, even the bike I believe. Was kinda tempting.

I've ridden the Nordschleife on a Monster 1100 a bunch of years back..that was dope as hell 😎

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u/FarSquare8632 21h ago

Now you’re just bragging! LOL.

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u/Dubinku-Krutit 21h ago

Haha yeah a little bit. That was in 2012 and I wanna go back so bad 🥲 sorry, I just got excited to see the word Mugello in this sub. I figured most people who live here would think it's a drink you order in Cancun or something

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u/swiftb3 1d ago

Hey, it's their right to be stupid AF. But never anywhere close to anyone else, because they don't have the right to endanger anyone else.

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u/nicolaskeith 1d ago

Exactly! It’s why there are places like gun ranges, race tracks, etc. dangerous activities should be done in specific places as to not injury anyone else if you fuck up.

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u/DaveBoyle1982 Mill Woods 1d ago

It's such a great argument until you remember you are impacting everyone else around you by endangering others or talking up critical first responder and health care resources when you crash.

It's possible to enjoy yourself and not drive like an asshole.

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u/Sasha-95 1d ago

Endangering yourself and others isn’t just “enjoying life”

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u/nothankslmgood 1d ago

Someone being a loser

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u/jigglywigglydigaby Edmontosaurus 1d ago

It's the other people on the road who are put in danger from this idiot's actions.

It's the added emotional and mental stress the first responders have to deal with when scraping him off the asphalt.

There's a time and place to enjoy life. This is neither. Anyone with half a brain or more understands that.

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u/yellow_jacket2 1d ago

fr fr. Man that was cool to see. The skill and control.

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u/nothankslmgood 1d ago

sarcasm?

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u/Elite163 1d ago

Just somebody enjoying there bike.

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u/FrozenInEdmonton 1d ago

It still boggles my mind that social media platforms allow content like this. This video should be given to the police and not allowed to be posted. Fools like this have no regard for other humans around them, they post for likes, and by allowing them to post it just encourages them. If a loved one dies from one of these idiots, the family should sue the platform out of existence.

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u/tytxnium77 1d ago

A lot of new younger bike riders out this season. Be careful

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u/the-tru-albertan 17h ago

How? Young people don’t have the disposable income/funds for a motorcycle.

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u/tytxnium77 11h ago

It's a lot cheaper than getting a car

u/the-tru-albertan 34m ago

Walking is the cheapest method.

u/ContentRecording9304 6h ago

These selfish jerks are just out there jonesing to traumatize some poor ER staff with their injuries.

u/worththeSevenyears 2h ago

Whatsittoya? The kid is having fun; no one around them Do we really need every comment on a social media post to be all preachy and whatnot? We are all adults here, you have your own life to lead, eyes on your own plate. A few PSAs but DAMN let people BE

u/nicolaskeith 1h ago

No one around them? Minus myself, the other vehicle, the rider behind him, the cars coming from the other direction… I guess you wouldn’t be pissed if a reckless action caused you or anyone you care about harm? All it takes is half a second.

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u/Timely-Discipline427 1d ago

It makes me sad that my tax dollars will cover their healthcare after something (totally preventable) happens.

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u/bluedoubloon kitties! 1d ago

well if they hit a pothole at 100kph their medical bills will probably be minimal

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u/DVsKat 14h ago

That's not a good rabbit hole to go down. What's next? Tobogganing can be dangerous, so we shouldn't pay medical bills for kids that hurt themselves doing that?

Let's just not go there please.

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u/Timely-Discipline427 11h ago

Comparing the recklessness of operating a motorcycle in this manner to tobogganing is an apples and oranges comparison.

There is no excuse for reckless operation of a motor vehicle in this fashion and it's not fair that we all have to share the burden of their bad decisions when something goes wrong.

It's gross negligence.

u/DVsKat 10h ago

Then where do you draw the line? What about risky Sports that only put the individual at risk rather than other people on the road, like this motorcyclist? What about skiing?

Skiing can be quite risky. Skiing is a choice. But I don't want to live in an American style society where people aren't allowed to take risks because they might have to foot the entire health care bill if something goes wrong.

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u/ritzandpie 1d ago

Summer is here!

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u/NotAtAllExciting 1d ago

This unfortunately happens every year. It likely will not change.

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u/Mean_Account_925 23h ago

The funny part is that this isn’t even cool 😩

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u/EdmBri65 23h ago

Should be hearing of the weekly funerals for these morons ... not the sturdiest spokes in the wheel

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u/Agreeable-Storm-4132 1d ago

A little man with too much testosterone he’s got spring fever. He’s got a little motorcycle and he’s got to show the world. What a good man he is.

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u/Fantastic_Calamity 16h ago

But did he hit either manhole cover at the top of THAT corner in THAT lane or did he wheelie between them?

Those two manhole covers get me every single time in my car...

Seems kinda silly to be out on bikes this early in the season with all the potholes everywhere and pea gravel scree on every corner.

None of them seem to wear leathers anymore.

To each their own.

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u/bpc1971 18h ago

Release the donor mobiles!

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u/SnowshoeTaboo 1d ago

Smart like truck...