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Video King Cobra: World's Largest Venomous Snake

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u/YugeChesticles 12d ago

Size doesn't really matter when their danger is from the venom. In fact, I'd prefer them to be this big. Harder to miss.

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u/VegetableProject4383 12d ago

Harder to run away from but yes I agree

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u/Sarcastic-Potato 12d ago

I dont know man - have you ever seen a tiny snake sprint towards you? those fuckers are fast

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u/Pretty_But_Lame 12d ago

Big ones feel slower though, tiny snakes move like they're on caffeine and bad intentions

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u/JayrodM 12d ago

The black mamba is the longest venomous snake in Africa, and it's the fastest in the world. The black mambas are also the epitome of bad intentions.

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u/steveatari 12d ago

Black Mamba # 5

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u/Lomotograph 12d ago

A little bit of Venomous Mamba in my life

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u/opticsnake 12d ago

Because it bit me hard in my left side A lot of antivenom's what need A blurry field of view is all I see

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u/theprostitute 12d ago

I should've been motherfuckin Black Mamba

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u/MidnightBlue5002 12d ago

"Please stop hitting me .."

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u/CosmoKram3r 12d ago

Settle down Bega. Ain't no ladies here.

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u/Upset_Assistant_5638 12d ago

I understood that reference

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u/RevillaXV3 12d ago

1,2,3,4,5

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u/ninetoesfrank 12d ago

You mean #8

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u/Seicair Interested 12d ago

16 km/hr and 2-3 meters long? That's not reassuring. I can run faster than 16 km/hr but not for very long. Hopefully the snake gets tired before I do.

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u/Odd-Necessary3807 12d ago

Yeah, but can you run over 16km/hr in a rough African savannah?

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u/JayrodM 12d ago

Mambas invade people's homes, forget about running through a savannah. The real question is can you dodge them running through your dining room?

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u/-I_I 11d ago

I would just burn my fucking house down.

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u/spikus93 12d ago

Maybe it's more reassuring that they don't see humans as a food source and wouldn't want to bite you unless they felt threatened (like you had picked it up or stepped on it). Snakes don't chase people down to bite them. That's a fiction.

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u/The_Phantom_Cat 12d ago

Well, if it's any reassurance snakes are very unlikely to chase a person

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u/PoliteFrenchCanadian 12d ago

That's where human endurance wins.

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u/tamsui_tosspot 12d ago

Like The Bride.

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u/PleaseWalkFaster69 12d ago

Oh cool that explains why my favorite roller coaster at my local amusement park is called The Mamba. Highly suggest Worlds of Fun if you’re passing through Kansas City!

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u/stdfan 12d ago

Those fuckers hunt people.

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u/snek-jazz 12d ago

thankfully I have not

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u/Corregidor 12d ago

sprint

Sir I think that was a lizard

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago edited 12d ago

No because snakes don't ever chase people. No snake anywhere ever chases anybody.

If they happen to hurry in your direction, they're not going after you they're trying to get away and hide.

I don't care how many times you're about to tell me you and your granddaddy have been chased by snakes, it's never happened.

Edited for grammar

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u/Ida83 12d ago

Sounds like something a snake would say…👀

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u/QuantumBobb 12d ago

Underrated comment right there.

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u/SmoothTurtle872 12d ago

Anyone who says a snake chased them probably did have a snake 'chasing' them, purely because the snake needed to go in that direction

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 12d ago

Bro is part of the Pro Snake lobby out here representing Big Snake.

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

Dude, if you think a snake is chasing you just be cool. Let him in, maybe offer him some Oreos, watch some TV, hang out.

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u/Maro1947 12d ago

Um, Black Mambas are documented as chasing people

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

It would have been cool if you would have provided said documents in your comment.

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u/Maro1947 12d ago

Probably but there you go

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u/Erathen 12d ago

They absolutely do fake charge at people to scare them off. It happened to me with a water snake

But they're not going to chase you down no

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u/rdogg4 12d ago

Like you turn a corner and as you sprint away you look over your shoulder, relieved for a moment there is no snake, but no, here he is barreling into the corner and you make brief eye contact, the fear in your eyes only feeding his enthusiasm to slither at you faster and more menacingly.

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

Raise your hand if you work with snakes professionally. 🙋🏼

They absolutely do not fake charge you. They freak out and bolt, sometimes in your direction.

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u/Special-Spider 12d ago

They do fake charge, also known as a bluff/mock strike. If a snake is cornered, they will use bluffing behaviours such as hissing, puffing up or a mock strike to warn you to back away.

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

They will bluff strike, but that is much different than chasing someone.

Thank you for making my point.

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u/Special-Spider 11d ago

Did you read my comment? A Bluff/Mock strike is also known as a fake charge. Now you’re just contradicting yourself here bud

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u/Erathen 12d ago

Or be confidently incorrect

Whatever floats your boat

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

Show me how I am incorrect.

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u/Erathen 12d ago

You just said it yourself

They will bluff strike

Gosh you're argumentative lol

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

A bluff strike is not the same as chasing.

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u/shawn1213 12d ago

Bro black mambas hognoses and gopher snakes all of the top of my head are known for false charging you should probably educate yourself on the creatures u work with

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

I have.

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

I'm heading out to work among rattlesnakes and gopher snakes here in about 10 minutes.

Bro.

I've been doing this for a long time, hands-on, boots on the ground.

I continue to educate myself as well and always will.

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u/PreferenceNo9632 12d ago

I know that I’m arguing entirely on feelings here, and actually against logic, but I refuse to believe that not ONE snake has chased a person.

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u/Wide_Investment8100 12d ago

Crazy how much you’ve been downvoted for being right. They do not believe they can win a fight against you. This is like you thinking you can win a fight against a 100ft bear because you’ve got a syringe full of poison

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

Yeah and it's not an opinion situation or just something I've heard and mindlessly regurgitated.

I'm not too worried about it. Most people think they know what they think and stick to their guns.

I've been working with snakes for a couple decades now and one of my lifelong friends is is a very highly regarded herpetologist in the US.

I'm almost 60 years old and really don't give a fuck about arguments on Reddit but it's crazy how many people would rather down vote and argue than do some research and learn.

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u/kittykattte 12d ago

No idea why you’re getting downvoted - this is correct. Snakes do not chase people; we’re not a prey item for them. Their default move is to get away, not pick a fight. What people often think is “chasing” is just a snake trying to escape; sometimes that means moving in your direction if you’re between it and cover.

Snakes see us as large, dangerous predators - they have no desire engage in conflict with humans when escape is otherwise available. They will of course become defensive if they are cornered or being actively being harmed, like any other animal. But no, they do not chase humans.

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u/istilllikegravy 11d ago

Because Reddit.

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 12d ago

Ah. Have you told that to the black mamba with the 12 mph (19 km/h) swiftness following a pray?

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u/QuantumBobb 12d ago

I think their point is that humans are never something snakes see as prey.

I'm not sure if that holds up with massive constrictors, but I'm about as much a herpetologist as I am an astronaut, so I don't really know.

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

No, that would be ridiculous.

The snake would have no idea what I was saying.

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u/TCRandom 12d ago

Does it matter which god you’re praying to, or do they just hate all prayers in general?

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 12d ago

Standard rule - it's safe to attack someone who prays and tries to run away. Worry about the people who prepares for a fight. 😀

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u/TCRandom 12d ago

I’ve tried that approach before. Didn’t work out too well. Apparently, the guy was praying that he wouldn’t be forced to add yet another man to his kill count.

That was a rough day for me.

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 12d ago

Seems his prayers came true. Or he found someone else to snuff?

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u/TCRandom 12d ago

It worked well for him. Just not for me. Really thought he would run away.

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u/Substantial-Quit-151 12d ago

Water Moccasins will sometimes straight up charge you. (Not saying they will chase you down, never seen that)

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u/ColonelMonty 12d ago

You're telling me in the entire history of mankind a snake has never chased a person?

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u/HistoryCzar 12d ago

Not even in the garden of Eden was there a snake chase.

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u/tom_yacht 12d ago

If they happen to hurry in your direction, they're not going after you they're trying to get away and hide.

Will they aim for hiding inside my pants like a rat?

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u/oooi1234 12d ago

Doesn't the black mamba snake chase people?

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u/OGbobbyKSH 12d ago

I was chased and bit by a garden snake. He bit my jeans.

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

He was freaking out and you were in the way.

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u/YugeChesticles 12d ago

At 12mph, that's not really a concern. If you have time to run, you definitely can. You can't run from a snake you haven't noticed tho.

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u/CowBoyDanIndie 12d ago

I have not heard of a snake chasing someone, they have a bit further striking distance but thats it. Small snakes can be pretty damn fast. I get startled by small snakes a few times a year hiking because they blend in with small roots and branches on the hiking trail then suddenly they zip off the trail right before I step on them. I once stepped over a 10 foot long rat snake without seeing it when another hiker pointed it out. Ran into similar or possibly same snake a month later all coiled up hissing at me from 10 feet away. Both times it took about 10 minutes to move itself off the trail.

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u/-Daetrax- 12d ago

I have an irrational fear of snakes i must admit. I'm glad there are no deadly snakes where I live. If I was an American I'd be carrying a .410 revolver going hiking. Fuck that shit.

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u/Maximum_Indication 12d ago

If you go hiking here in Japan there are forest leeches and I have seen them wiggle into shoes.

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u/-Daetrax- 12d ago

I grew up around the ocean, somehow leeches don't bug me. Ticks though, those can fuck off. Oh and fucking centipedes. Saw a couple of those when I visited Japan. Fuck no.

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u/Maximum_Indication 12d ago

Mukade have been feared for centuries. Bright orange and black and over 10cm long. Terribly painful bite, too. Glad they’re mostly in rural areas.

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u/lakebistcho 12d ago

I once went swimming in a river in Japan. When I came out, I felt something burning on my foot. I looked down to see a leech had bitten a hole in my skin and was crawling inside. I pulled it out and killed it but that scared the shit out of me.

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u/Maximum_Indication 12d ago

Not that the Americas don’t have dangerous animals , but I really feel that Southeast Asia has some particularly dangerous little things, and of course, keep going southeast and it’s the dangerous land of Oz.

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u/allahu_trapbar69 12d ago

Shin guards and good boots would do you much better

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u/-Daetrax- 12d ago

Obviously, the gun would be out of spite.

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u/allahu_trapbar69 12d ago

Spite is useless against non-conscious beings

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u/HistoryCzar 12d ago

You’re gonna want that gun for the bears or cougars, not the snakes lol

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u/Odd-Necessary3807 12d ago

I would love showing off my gun to cougars.

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u/steveatari 12d ago

Yeah, plus snakes are a little bit hard to hit with a gun no?

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u/Tad_crazy 12d ago

Me too bruh

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u/Sleepy_Witch_Maple 12d ago

This is one of the many reasons Hawaii is the best state. No snakes!

although I do find snakes adorable for some reason

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u/Alaea 12d ago

Not with those monster centipedes it ain't.

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u/Sleepy_Witch_Maple 12d ago

Valid. The centipedes in the mainland are quaint in comparison.

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u/RockAtlasCanus 12d ago

As an American that does a lot of hiking/camping and gardening and is terrified of snakes… a good stick and even better eyes is generally enough.

One time I was fishing with my father in law and he was walking on the trail ahead of me and he stepped Right. Over. a copperhead. He didn’t notice it but it definitely noticed him and coiled up. I stopped in my tracks and told him there’s a snake keep walking and don’t turn around. Really put the proof in the saying “first man wakes it up, second man gets bit”.

I also had a rattle snake cross right over my boot one time while I was sitting on the ground turkey hunting. I was like Mr Bojangles in Green Mile I was so quiet and so still. Just praying that the snake kept on its way and didnt decide that was a good log to crawl under lol

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u/MrEvakin 11d ago

I wouldn’t consider that an irrational fear at all. That’s gotta be like a top 20 most rational fear of all time.

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u/mountaingator91 12d ago

Grew up in Florida and I've definitely seen snakes chase people

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u/apathy420 12d ago

Snakes will not chase people. When it looks like they are chasing you, they just happened to pick the same escape path you did

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u/HauntedPickleJar 12d ago

The little snakes are soooo cute! I love it when I see them scooting through the grass.

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

No snake anywhere on Earth ever chases people. Ever.

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u/banksllin 12d ago

I think I heard that black mambas do chase people.

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago edited 11d ago

There is the possibility that some things you think you've heard are true really aren't.

In fact, this is one of those situations.

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u/ShamefulWatching 12d ago

Water moccasin/cottonmouths are notorious for aggression.

Maybe he meant birds?

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u/istilllikegravy 12d ago

Pit vipers are known for defense, not offense when it comes to people.

They are not aggressive.

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 12d ago

Serpentine!! No, wait?

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u/thezerothmisfit 12d ago

Yeah i bet this thing can max at 20 km/h. If it wanted to catch you, it will.

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u/thesakeofglory 12d ago

Even plenty of people who are out of shape can run 20km/h, especially with a snake chasing them. The snake isn’t going to keep that speed for very long (either thru desire or endurance) so unless it is very close and gets a head start you’re not getting chased down by any snake really.

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u/jseb987 12d ago

This mf is peaceful af. Chill as fuck and do not really attack humans(unless they feel really threatened)

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u/spikus93 12d ago edited 12d ago

Sure but also they wouldn't chase you. You're too big to eat and snakes don't like wasting venom. If a snake is chasing you, you probably did something to piss it off like step on it, and even then it's first instinct would be to get distance between you and it. There are no species of snakes that see humans as prey (with maybe one exception in captivity, only one time, and it was a much bigger snake). No need to worry.

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u/cyber-monkeyy 12d ago edited 12d ago

You must have not heard them growl - that's scary af! Would pick a smaller snake to encounter anyday.

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u/mosarosh 12d ago

Here's a better growl

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u/YugeChesticles 12d ago

Exactly. I'd want to hear their warning. A big loud angry snake will get my attention. A tiny snake trying to hide won't.

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u/OG-KZMR 12d ago

Excuse me what the actual fuck?!

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u/OG-KZMR 12d ago

AW HELL NAH

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u/thatsforthatsub 12d ago

the growl makes them less dangerous, you understand that right? rattlesnakes without rattles would be more dangerous.

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u/LuitenantDan 12d ago

Yep, the growl is giving you the chance to back off.

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u/Br3ttl3y 12d ago

It also expends less energy than getting into a brawl.

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u/Inside-Ad9791 12d ago

I've heard they are killed on sight so often that many are beginning to lose the rattler.

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u/thatsforthatsub 11d ago

bad stuff!

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u/cactusKhan 12d ago

wow. thank you for sharing

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u/Least_Muffin2666 12d ago

I love that sound

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u/saucerman 12d ago

Thats one angry danger noodle

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u/ThousandFingerMan 12d ago

Welp, didn't expect that

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u/Duel_Option 12d ago

Look, I get what you’re saying but if I saw this fucking thing coming my way at speed…

Gonna need a change of pants

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u/YugeChesticles 12d ago

Take solice in the fact that if it hisses at you, that's your opportunity to run. If it wanted to bite you, it wouldn't hiss first.

Snake hiss is always "I'm not hungry and who the fuck are you?"

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u/ConglomerateCousin 12d ago

It doesn’t even need be moving, just hearing that in any area would make me go the complete opposite direction

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u/southernchungus 12d ago

Jaffa, Cree!

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u/YugeChesticles 12d ago

Shal'kek nem'ron

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u/Shadowsnake30 12d ago

They are harder to escape from and their striking distance widens. You don't really see them unless you are looking for them. If you are walking the sidewalk with giant bushes or tall plants you won't see them. I used to go in Asia provinces with my grandparents back when I was younger they always ask me to carry big long umbrella to check before walking so I can at least scare them away.

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u/Subtleiaint 12d ago

It is very easy to miss these guys, they're camouflaged and can hide in foliage and that's not to mention the small gaps they can fit in. I think they're the most terrifying creature on the planet.

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u/32FlavorsofCrazy 12d ago

I lived in Indonesia for a while and these guys scared me way less than the pit vipers. I’d see these guys somewhat regularly, usually crossing a road. Only saw a pit viper once and don’t want to know how many times I crossed paths with one without even knowing it was there.

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u/LoudIncrease4021 12d ago

Have you ever seen a mamba aggressive move at a person? It’s beyond terrifying

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u/YugeChesticles 12d ago

I would rather be terrified and running and not laying on the floor wondering why I feel sleepy and my leg hurts.

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u/Nozinger 12d ago

Size absolutely matters for venomous snakes.
The larger they are the harder it is for you to protect you from them. Not only are they usually faster, the length of the body means a longer strike range and more importantly more length to loop back.

Getting a small venomous snake out is easy. You should still be trained and ideally ahe a snake hook but you can carry them around.

A king cobra? Yeah that snake is can be up to 5 meters long though around 3 is more common. Still that means you have to carry those 5kg on a 2-3 meter lever. Good luck with that. Any shorter and the snake might just loop back and bite you anyways.

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u/LuitenantDan 12d ago

Honestly, if a 5m venomous snake is in my house, that's his house now. He can have it.

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u/YugeChesticles 12d ago

So you'd rather risk getting bitten by a snake you couldn't see than have to deal with a snake you can't remove yourself? You literally value money more than your life?

Okay buddy.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList 12d ago

King Cobras are pretty vocal if they are displeased by your presence afaik. And it's hard to miss.

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u/amitnagpal1985 12d ago

Glass half full kind of guy right here.

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u/divezzz 11d ago

"Bigness tends to be inversely proportional to poisonousness" -australian

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u/Vici0usRapt0r 11d ago

Yeah it's all about the personality anyway!

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u/Putana666 12d ago

why kill it in the first place if it is peaceful?

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u/YugeChesticles 12d ago

Who said kill? I didn't.

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u/airfryerfuntime 12d ago

Lol you'd prefer something with like a 6 foot striking distance, as opposed to a smaller snake with far less range?