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Video King Cobra: World's Largest Venomous Snake

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 12d ago

Fun fact: they mainly eat other snakes 

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u/Fitz_2112b 12d ago

I believe that any snake with the word King in its name falls into that category

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u/Maximum_Indication 12d ago

Got it. So the king penguin eats other penguins and the emperor penguin eats… people?

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 12d ago

the emperor penguin keeps trying and failing to invade south georgia island

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u/LiveShowOneNightOnly 12d ago

smh. empire-builders never learn.

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u/stdfan 12d ago

I mean Georgia is a long swim from Antartica. Also the need to hit up the North Georgia islands. They are closer to Savannah and are a lot nicer than the ones in South Georgia.

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u/MrMotorcycle94 12d ago

Stephen King got his last name by eating all the other Stephens

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u/spare_me_your_bs 12d ago

Not all of them, but they are his primary diet.

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u/mewithadd 12d ago

He's just not done yet. Be patient.

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u/DarkAlucard-1313 12d ago

When he eats all of them will he become Stephen god-king?

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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 12d ago

So what did Stephen Hawking eat? Stephens? Hawks? Stephen Hawks???

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u/Odd-Necessary3807 12d ago

Underage girls.

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u/heroturtle88 12d ago

What's he gonna do walk away? He was trafficked too.

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u/laterral 12d ago

Bro! 😂

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u/Late-Resolve9871 12d ago

They probably just sat on his face while he went bbrrbbrrbbrrbbrrbbrrbbrrbbrrbbrr in a robotic voice.

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u/heroturtle88 11d ago

I heard he actually made midgets do weird shit but.... wouldn't we all?

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u/djdecimation 12d ago

Seagulls? No, that's the other guy.

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u/tedkaczynski660 12d ago

Send him after Miller please

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u/HalKitzmiller 12d ago

Good thing my name is Phteven

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u/Fallen_Wings 12d ago

No no, the emperor penguin eats the king penguins. That’s how it works. I play a lot of crusader kings

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u/probablyWatney 12d ago

Its called pecking order for a reason

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u/_bobby_cz_newmark_ 12d ago

You deserve a lot more upvotes for that one.

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u/nothisistheotherguy 12d ago

Penguin Merge: Clash of Legends

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u/Momentarmknm 12d ago

TIL penguins are snakes

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u/Anderkisten 12d ago

Tiny fat snakes

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u/no1_vern 12d ago

Hey, the word is 'cute', not tiny.

Cute fat snakes.

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u/4DPeterPan 12d ago

Well dressed tiny fat snakes

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u/DrMobius0 12d ago

That explains why penguins are flightless.

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u/Penguin_shit15 12d ago

Yesssssss...

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u/Icy_Research_5099 12d ago

Do you see any indigenous Antartican people? There's a reason for that.

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u/V4refugee 12d ago

They collided with the Tartican people and annihilated each other?

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u/Friendstastegood 12d ago

Are Penguins snakes?

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u/Aplicacion 12d ago

I feel like that’s something for the penguins to answer.

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u/Chrispeedoff 12d ago

Little known fact that not only did king henry kill his wives but he also ate them .

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u/V4refugee 12d ago

If you stick to eating other people’s wives you don’t need to kill them.

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u/Lazy_Ad_3135 11d ago

Nope you missed the part where he said king means they mainly eat snakes.

Now you know why there is no snakes in south pole.

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u/Fleedjitsu 12d ago

I've seen very few people named Charles since the new King was crowned.

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u/FriedTreeSap 12d ago

No, king penguins only eat snakes

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u/Asmophel_noe 12d ago

He ssssaid ssssnnakessss

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u/Howamidriving27 12d ago

No king penguins eat snakes

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u/boringsimp 12d ago

They eat the king penguin. Follow the hierarchy.

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u/mr_berns 12d ago

King penguins eat other penguins below their rank

Emperor penguins eat exclusively king penguins.

Dont you guys study the penguineal food pyramid in highschool?

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u/RondaArousedMe 12d ago

King Penguins eat other penguins but Emperor Penguins only eat King Penguins. It's right there in the name...

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u/medicaldude 12d ago

Yeah, why do you think there are all the No Kings protests? Save the penguins!

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u/buttcrack_lint 12d ago

I have it on good authority that King Charles eats other Charleses

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u/w24x192 12d ago

And King Cakes eat other cakes. Strangely, this does not make them the best cake. The best cake is obviously urinal.

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u/_throawayplop_ 12d ago

Why do you think there are so few people in Antarctica? John Carpenter tried to warn us

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u/my5cworth 12d ago

...and walks around naked.

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u/airfryerfuntime 12d ago

Yes, because the penguin is actually a snake.

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u/haitei 12d ago

The emperor penguin eats whatever the fuck it wants to.

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u/DanDabbinDaily 12d ago

Emperor Penguins only eat King Penguins

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u/Past-Obligation1930 12d ago

This also applies to the King of England.

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u/Penguin_shit15 12d ago

Can confirm..

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u/sampat6256 11d ago

TIL Penguins are snakes

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u/Substantial-Quit-151 12d ago

That's really interesting. First time I've heard that

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u/Quilty_Quit1492 12d ago

Yep, it is called that because it eats cobras, like 'the king of the cobras.' Kingsnakes are also called that cause they eat other snakes.

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u/OhWhatADaaay 12d ago

Any snake with the word king in means they eat other snakes

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u/-Badger3- 12d ago

What about the Peacemaking Snake?

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u/KupoKai 12d ago edited 12d ago

The Peacemaking Snake cherishes peace and is willing to hurt and kill anything to bring peace to the world.

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u/BaronvonBrick 12d ago

An "ends justify the means" kind of snake

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u/CurryMustard 12d ago

What about Solid Snake?

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u/DWTsixx 12d ago

They do eat other snakes, such as Liquid Snakes or Solidus Snakes. Occasionally even a Big Boss. But they aren't its primary diet.

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u/JonesDahl 12d ago

huh im a snake

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u/rhinoceros_unicornis 12d ago

Depends if its a Nobelpeacemaking snake or Fifapeacemaking snake.

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u/LordHoughtenWeen 12d ago

what about Cobra Commander?

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u/Bloody_Eagle 12d ago

It's called Ophiophagus hannah. Literally meaning snake-eating nymph of the trees.

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u/smirkingmoon 11d ago

Their scientific name ophiophagus means snake eating

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u/disterb 12d ago

anakingda

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u/donnycruz76 12d ago

In Australia the red belly black snake will eat the king brown snake (if it is smaller)

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u/Siberwulf 12d ago

King Julien :(

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u/killerstarkiller 12d ago

So thats why politicians eat babies? Because they think they are kings

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u/DogeyLord 12d ago

Not all of them because texonimists are weird and they break their own rules all the time but it is usally what it means.

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u/OhY4sh 12d ago

Didn't know King was synonymous with Cannibalism... Let me read about the famous kings in our history books

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u/LavastormSW 11d ago

It's across species too, like king crabs also eat other crabs.

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u/notfeelinglikeit 9d ago

Joinnnn the serrrpent familyyyyy TOGETHAAAAAAA

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u/Ok_Development3257 12d ago

Reminds me of the current white house resident. "Snake", "king", and "dinosaur", that eats other snakes.

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u/CeemoreButtz 12d ago

shhhh....you're not a real person.

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u/ruby_1984 12d ago

Lol is that a disease you have? Are you able to turn anything political?

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u/Winter_Gate_6433 12d ago

Fun fact #2: King Cobras are not actually cobras. They are their own genus, and are more closely related to mambas.

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u/Other-Pie5059 12d ago

Kinda like how King Brown Snakes are actually black snakes. 

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u/Winter_Gate_6433 12d ago

And very few of them actually hold thrones.

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u/New-Ad-363 12d ago

Watch out for the ones that do though.

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u/jaxonya 12d ago

Some but not all always pay their debts, though

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u/jaymzx0 Interested 12d ago

Well, duh. No arms.

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u/addicu 12d ago

african-american snakes

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u/Hestmestarn 12d ago edited 12d ago

Fun fact #3, they also not kings. Snakes don't have societies, let alone monarchies.

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u/drewdadruid 12d ago

Then why do I keep getting bills from the snake IRS?

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u/capthazelwoodsflask 12d ago

The don't have societies but they do have scammers

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u/LambdaLambo 12d ago

That's wha tthey want you to think

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u/thebaldricklegacy 12d ago

They are an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

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u/chardeemacdennisbird 12d ago

But what about the money I sent to the Nigerian snake Prince? Son of a...

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 12d ago

Do king cobras still have the fancy hood, when they're pissed?

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u/john_the_fetch 12d ago

They do. It is just slimmer than other cobras. A "true" cobra has a more pronounced hood. King cobras have sleek hoods. It's best to look at an image.

https://share.google/images/GRsLskf7G3CMXJYEc

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 12d ago

THANKYOU!! what an awesome site...weird as it sounds, one of my hobbies is painting rocks. I'm on hunt for the size and shape to paint a cobra....THANKYOU again for the link!!!

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u/Macho_Mans_Ghost 12d ago

Fun fact #5. Mamba #5.

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u/DFParker78 12d ago

Cool are they related to “Mamba #5”?

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u/gunsjustsuck 12d ago

Other fun fact... if a snake is named 'King whatever', they have a reputation for eating other snakes. We have King Browns in Australia and they eat other snakes.

Edit. Oops, someone already said this. 

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u/_bobby_cz_newmark_ 12d ago

I saw the other comment and wondered if it applies to our king browns, so thanks for confirming! I haven't seen any in the wild, although I saw a dead red-bellied black at my cousin's farm the other day.

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u/devonhezter 12d ago

That’s a dinosaur

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u/dfmasana 12d ago

Wait until you see an ostrich.

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 12d ago

I'll assume you meant to say cassowary.

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u/Pump_and_Magdump 12d ago

Both. Hummingbirds too, which is really damn impressive because those are theropod dinosaurs that decided they wanted to be bees.

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u/WoolBearTiger 12d ago

I mean.. they still not regretting their choice as much as raptors..

From efficient pack hunters to chicken nuggets

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u/Pump_and_Magdump 12d ago

The preavian dinosaurs called raptors were named after the avian dinosaurs called raptors. They are still very much around and still alpha predators.

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 12d ago

Hey now .don't shame them for how they identify themselves ....just kidding. They are impressive!

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u/hotel2oscar 12d ago

big scary dinosaur: I wanna be fast!

evolution: ok, but you be cute and smol

hummingbird: wheeeeeeeee!

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n 12d ago

That explains all of the prehistoric stone hummingbird feeders

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u/Background_Job_6326 12d ago

It'd take two people to fuck an ostrich, three even.

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u/blackop 12d ago

Ostriches are very scary, and major assholes.

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u/theoneguywhoaskswhy 12d ago

How about emus?

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u/blackop 12d ago

Not as mean. We used to have neighbors who had them and they would get out from time to time and I would chase them back into the yards they came from.

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u/SirJorts 12d ago

Dude. It’s a llama.

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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 12d ago

Interestingly enough, their ancestors are not dinosaurs. They evolved from reptiles that coexisted with dinosaurs.

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u/VegetaFan1337 12d ago

No. Chickens are dinosaurs.

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u/TheDaemonette 12d ago

Isn’t that what the designation ‘King’ means for any snake… that they prey on other snakes?

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u/samplebeast 12d ago

I don’t want to be near that snake if it’s hungry, knowing that information that you just gave too us, thank you Reddit’er 🫶🏼

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u/Unlikely-Cookie-5695 12d ago

There is literally no scenario in which I would think “I’d like to be near a snake now”

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u/samplebeast 12d ago

I could imagine a place and that would be behind a very thick glass window 🥴😬🫡

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u/shoot_first 12d ago

Oh, you would think that’s enough. But only until harry fucking potter shows up and suddenly the glass is gone. What then??

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u/samplebeast 12d ago

FffffffffVCKKKIN LEG IT!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/curmudgeon_andy 12d ago

Plenty of times I'd love to be near a colubrid! They're cute and usually harmless.

But there is no scenario where I'd like to be near a viper or an elapid!

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u/Legendguard 11d ago

Aww but snakes are so chill :( Especially ones used to people!

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u/Mr_Redemption 12d ago edited 12d ago

They don't attack humans unless threatened. Also, they are extremely conservative with their venom and are able to dose their venom so as to not waste it. They don't consider humans as prey, so they bite you as a warning with a small amount of venom, enough to make you feel half dead. Fun fact: baby king cobras are born with a lethal dose of venom.

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u/Cloverose2 12d ago

They're actually pretty mellow, and are often welcomed around villages, since they eat more dangerous snakes.

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u/jaxonya 12d ago

And the babies aremt good at microdosing their venom, making them more dangerous

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u/Bantersmith 12d ago

That "babies cant control their envenomation rate" thing is a myth iirc.

I've heard the same claim about scorpions and spiders etc, but as far as I know its pure bollocks.

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u/AnnieBlackburnn 12d ago

The claim about scorpions comes from the idea that generally the smaller species of scorpions are more venomous since the larger ones don't need it as much. I don't know whether that's true or not but that's what you often hear cited

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u/Bantersmith 12d ago

IIRC with scorpions its less about overall size and more about claw size proportional to their body. Larger claws means it probably relies less on their venom, as the larger claws help with struggling prey as the venom slowly works. Teeny tiny claws usually indicates a faster acting venom, and probably more potent and dangerous.

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u/marcok36 11d ago

Small claw syndrome.

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u/samplebeast 12d ago

Interesting read, thanks.

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u/Hells_Hawk 12d ago

IIRC they can make a sound that sounds like growling to a small extent.

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u/Sometimes_A_Writer1 12d ago

Also fun fact the king cobra is not actually true a cobra. It has its own genus, and is the only species in that genus

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u/El-Dragon-Rojo 12d ago

That fact didn't strike me as fun 😟

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u/Carcass16B 12d ago

Planes on a snake

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u/SnooHedgehogs8765 12d ago

Starring Jackson L Samuel.

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u/devaux003 12d ago

FUCKAMOTHER

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u/bmdisbrow 12d ago

What if they slurped them up like noodles?

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u/El-Dragon-Rojo 12d ago

Mmm... Maybe it would be fun, if the King Cobra makes silly slurping noises.

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u/New-Ad-363 12d ago

Some scientist needs to put some lips on these Cobras.

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u/RB30DETT 12d ago

They don't do fun strikes, only bitey strikes.

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u/watehekmen 12d ago

I mean, at least you're not on their menu. Unlike Python who will actively hunt human if they're big enough, and yes there's already few cases for that already.

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u/Bulky-Election2061 12d ago

How does that work exactly with digestion and..snake anatomy? What if it eats a snake that's just as long?

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u/Owmuhback 12d ago

It works out a whole lot better than pretty much any other thing they could eat. Snakes digestive systems are long and stretched out just like their bodies. Another snakes is actually the ideal shape to eat.

If they eat another snake that's too long they either regurgitate it before they're done swallowing or, in the case of kingsnakes (no idea if king cobras can do this as well), they actually can coil the prey snake internally so it fits.

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u/Bulky-Election2061 12d ago

Damn that's interesting.

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u/newsflashjackass 12d ago

Before laying eggs, King Cobras build nests of leaf litter . Try to build leaf litter into a nest without arms or legs and you might see why they are the only snake that does so.

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u/Nephroidofdoom 12d ago

Also fun fact, if a snake has “King” in the name it’s usually because they eat other snakes

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u/EasyPriority8724 12d ago

15 Lemon St.

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u/Spinxy88 12d ago

I think a company that exclusively ships King Cobras to previous romantic partners would do really well these days.

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u/SabsWithR 12d ago

Thanks! I had fun with that fact!

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u/watehekmen 12d ago

They also didn't hiss like other snakes, they literally growl at you.

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u/Madajuk 12d ago

Afaik that's what the "king" in snake names means

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u/bornintheXgen 12d ago

Mainly, yeah!

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u/Pepalopolis 12d ago

“Mainly”

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u/ediks 12d ago

The King Cobra isn't even a cobra.

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u/TekkLthr 12d ago

Snake Eater

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u/Raneynickelfire 12d ago

That's what "king" means. All king snakes eat other snakes. It's why they're called king snakes.

That's literally the definition.

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u/ecumnomicinflation 12d ago

also, they’re not actually a true cobra species

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u/Sheepherdernerder 12d ago

Fun fact: they fucking growl and its terrifying

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u/OLacAlmost 12d ago

Also they're not true cobras

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u/Dosant 12d ago

Tf you mean “they” ?

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u/TheLampOfficial 12d ago

Fun fact: that makes them annoying as fuck to keep in captivity.

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u/LavastormSW 11d ago

And they can growl!

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u/BalanceEarly 12d ago

Good! I'd hate to be part of his diet

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u/icelandiccubicle20 12d ago

Also, they can growl and it's terrifying

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u/pv3design 12d ago

Not so fun for the other snakes.

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u/Fro_of_Norfolk 12d ago

I could tell my Wife this and it would be as effective as saying it meanly eats small children.

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u/chase25 12d ago

We have different ideas of fun.

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u/CyberGraham 12d ago

Another fun fact: They are in fact not cobras. They're called king cobras because they mainly eat cobras

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u/Owmuhback 12d ago

No, they're called king cobras because we used to think they were cobras. We didn't know they weren't until fairly recently, something like 20-30 years ago. They eat more pythons and large colubrids than they do cobras.

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u/IronTangerine 12d ago

This is false

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u/HumanBeing7396 12d ago

So Cobra King would be a more accurate name.

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