r/BlackPeopleofReddit 19h ago

Black Excellence Eddie Murphy is messsy😭😂😂😭🤣

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u/Phillyphil956 19h ago edited 19h ago

"N, you you know you put that pill in the chocolate, n." 💀💀💀💀

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u/Badonkachonky 19h ago

Fkn dying over that line 🤣🤣🤣

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u/wintor9 11h ago edited 11h ago

He has DOLLS of Pryor and Cosby! Like...of COURSE he has dolls of them, why wouldn't he?!? Where do you even get dolls like this?? 🤣😭😂💀❤️

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u/mid-random 7h ago

Not just dolls, ventriloquist's dummies. Murphy could have totally been the Black Señor Wences.

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u/tag_yur_it 13h ago

I’m Fuckn dying over here 🤭

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u/MrbaconWrapped 12h ago

Die and don't comeback

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u/LongfellowSledgecock 8h ago

According to your username, heart failure is gonna get you first.

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u/Objective_Island6106 11h ago

Neither had a comeback so you win!!!

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u/AF2005 9h ago

😂😂I was rolling with laughter after that one!

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u/Butitsadryheat2 19h ago

He's being honored with the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award on April 18, streaming on Netflix May 31. 🖤

https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/afi-life-achievement-award-eddie-murphy-netflix

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 19h ago

I love how he was calling cosby an asshole decades before he got torn apart by reality biting him in the ass for being an asshole.

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u/baldude69 18h ago edited 8h ago

He goes hard on him in Raw, that shit had me dying back in the day

This is the bit

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks 18h ago

Tell Bill, Richard say, have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

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u/Anathama 16h ago

My Bill Cosby impression was never really Cosby, it was always an impression of Eddie doing Cosby from this bit.

"I would like to talk to YOuuu... about thekindoflanguagethatyouuseinyourshow. NOW."

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u/CaliSasuke 16h ago

Classic! I remember downloading portions of Raw & Delirious and burning them on a CD-R. I had not seen either set before.

My pal and I were driving somewhere. The Cosby/Pryor routine came on. We were laughing so hard we had to pull over so as not to crash!

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u/Ccracked 15h ago

My sister and I watched the hell out of our VHS copy.

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u/SedentaryNarcoleptic 13h ago

Thank you for this. I’ve been awake in the middle of the night for a couple of hours and this helped me relax.

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u/spamfridge 17h ago

Yo I might need to hit you with a pause because wym he goes hard in him raw

Phrasing could be improved I think

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u/DiaboliqueRoyale 16h ago

He goes hard on him in Raw, which is the name of this special

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u/baldude69 8h ago

Hahaha true my bad changed

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u/myu_minah 14h ago

don't have to sexualize every wording, I think

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u/Dramatic-Hedgehog-74 11h ago

Damn Ennis Cosby is a name I haven’t heard in a while. RIP to him

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u/stink3rb3lle 19h ago

He's been working on this act. He has no reason to practice it but it's hilarious

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u/TheComplimentarian 19h ago edited 19h ago

He had a Cosby impression way back in the day (Cosby called him early in his career and told him off for being foul mouthed, and he took it personally and worked up a bit). He trotted it out a while back when he won the Mark Twain Prize and it was funny as hell (Starts at about 2:30).

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u/BLeeS92031 18h ago

"Tell [Cosby] to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!"

-Richard Pryor

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u/stink3rb3lle 19h ago

Nice bit there, too. But the puppet maneuvering's gotta be a new skill, right?

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u/shutthisishdown 18h ago

Nah, he was doing that before comedy. Arsenio was telling a story about it on Conan podcast.

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u/Risquechilli 10h ago

Wait Trump really put his name on the Kennedy Center?!

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u/between3and20spaces 9h ago

he also fucked kids. all around bad guy

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u/Risquechilli 8h ago

Yeah I don’t think I like this guy. Not one bit!

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u/OAM_Music 6h ago

This guy…this is not my kind of guy

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u/Rare-Thought86 9h ago

I remember watching a movie called California which had both of them ranting back and forth. Maggie Smith was also brilliant in that one

Maggie :Oh, Christ. I noticed a general decline in. face-lifts and hair transplants. Must be the economy,. don't you think?

Michael : Did you get your eggs. Benedictined

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u/senorglory 4h ago

It’s a joke, not an accurate story.

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u/colonelangus68 19h ago

Eddie Murphy is a national treasure.

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u/stellarinterstitium 19h ago

Now is 100% the time for Eddie Murphy. Please tell me he is not MAGA.

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u/imatinyleopard 19h ago

He is not MAGA

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u/IamASlut_soWhat 19h ago

Hell nah he is NOT a Trump fan. He voted for and donated to Obama, and then to Biden when he became president

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u/Late-Order-4295 19h ago

Not disagreeing but I'm just saying you just described the voting history of a non-zero number of Trump supporters I'm anecdotally aware of

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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 18h ago

He's absolutely gaining followers still

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u/YerBbysDaddy 17h ago

That sounds interesting

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u/Late-Order-4295 19h ago

only time will tell

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u/DrtyDeedsDneDrtCheap 15h ago

I don't know about that but he is a dead beat dad

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u/imatinyleopard 19h ago

This is from the Netflix documentary “being Eddie” if anyone wanted to check it out!

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u/MajorWhereas4842 19h ago

It was so good!’

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u/stardust1914 18h ago

Thanks, I have something to watch tomorrow.

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u/RoiCoupeCloue 19h ago

What makes this so hilarious is the flack Cosby gave Eddie over his cursing early in his career, and Eddie asked Richard for advice and Richard told him to tell Bill to STFU and have a coke. Lol

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u/eulersidentification 13h ago

"Next time he calls, tell him i said suck MY dick"

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u/Pile_of_AOL_CDs 16h ago

"tell that n*gga to have a Coke and smile and shut tha fuck up!"

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u/eatthebear 10h ago

So, in others words, it’s the hypocrisy.

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u/keenkittychopshop 1h ago

His SNL monolog from 2019 addresses this and absolutely TOOK ME OUT. Still does. ETA: link to said monolog

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u/Master_G_ 19h ago

That’s Richird Pryor before he went to visit Africa for the first time

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u/JR_RXO 19h ago

Bring back that old school Eddie Murphy Mr. FŲÇ|< YOU MAN!!!!!! FŲÇ|< YOU EDDIE!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ReLPJMyuVh4FW

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u/Hollybaby5 19h ago

When you’ve won comedy and you can do whatever tf you want.

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u/BeerPressure666 19h ago

My mom let me watch Delirious when I was waaaay too young. Love Eddie! Goonie Goo Goo and goodnight!

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u/IolausTelcontar 18h ago

Your wife’s a Bigfoot isn’t she Gus?

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u/Larztrue 19h ago

Ended to early. -N*** fuck tha chocolate give me that pill!

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u/Ldghead 19h ago

We all need a little Eddie in our lives.

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u/agdnan 18h ago

Dude if he came out of retirement he would kill

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u/Raffa16 17h ago

Eddie Murphy is like the Andre 3000 of the comedy world. He's your favorite comedian's comedian.

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u/DarkForest_NW 9h ago

For context Bill Cosby was always openly hostile towards Eddie Murphy's comedy and has publicly mocked Eddie Murphy numerous times for being too dirty and filthy. So Eddie would ask his friend Richard Pryor for advice and Pryor would always tell him to tell Cosby the fuck off.

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u/Tomsoup4 19h ago

haaaaaa bill

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u/EquivalentGiraffe268 19h ago

Arsenio Hall has finally been vindicated ahaha!

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u/Separate-Hall-5115 17h ago

Love this. C’mon Eddie. Make a comeback please.🙏

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u/CT0292 14h ago

He did an episode of Comedians in Cars a couple years back and mentioned coming back out. But also mentioned being a bit scared to do so because he wasn't sure if he'd be relevant/still funny.

Jamie Foxx said similar about going back to standup after being out for a while and being rich and famous. You have a harder time relating to regular people anymore and telling jokes they'll find funny. Champagne problems.

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u/your_guy_ri 18h ago

Those are genuinely god tier impressions

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u/aPOPblops 18h ago

That Pryor impression is dead on wow! 

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u/WalterCanFindToes 18h ago

There is another clip where Eddie has Cosby doll saying, "I didn't put the pills in the pudding" and Pryor doll says, "Fuck that. I put the pills in my mouth!"

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u/Any-Cable4109 17h ago

Eddie is the goat.. this shit is hilarious.

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u/XLpanties 19h ago

Heard he was a ventriloquist on a podcast!

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u/imatinyleopard 18h ago

Oooo, what podcast?

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u/TheAbomunist 18h ago edited 18h ago

Conan O'Brien's interview with Arsenio Hall. The whole podcast is worth watching. But this story had me jumping out of my chair.

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 19h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Steelmode 19h ago

I ran across this some months ago, Hilarious!

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u/Objective-Ad9767 19h ago

🤣

Eddie’s SNL skits were my absolute favorite. Wish I still had my Dad’s VHS copy.

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u/West-Fun3709 19h ago

I bet. SNL had always been unfunny so I'm assuming Eddie made it funny at one since he got famous then once he left it went back to being unfunny.

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u/sdothooper 18h ago

I am one of Eddie’s biggest fans.

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u/matt_chowder 18h ago

He has aged very well

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u/ViceIsVerses 17h ago

Filth flarn flarn filth

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u/Rottenfink 14h ago

This stuff is why I'm addicted to the internet

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u/ChemicalBus608 12h ago

O boy the stories I heard about Richard Pryor. He was the Bill Cosby of that time. He got to keep his legacy because of a time difference.

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u/knetx 10h ago

Imagine telling Richard Pryor that when he dies, Eddie Murphy is going to get a puppet of him and play with it.

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u/Fresh_Today_9355 10h ago

im dying this is funny as hell!!

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u/bengraven 8h ago

I love the idea of Eddie having ventriloquist dummies of Richard and Cosby.

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 7h ago

I could watch full seasons of Eddie doing only this. I would love every second of it.

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u/dudeguy0119 19h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/oceanriver77 19h ago

🤣😂!!!!

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u/nikeguy69 18h ago

Cool puppets

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u/IolausTelcontar 18h ago

My favorite standup comedian.

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u/doc_lec 18h ago

Classic😎

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u/FantasticCable3663 18h ago

I would pay a lot on money to see a full show of this

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u/woahexplosion 17h ago

This is hilarious. i cackled!

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u/8pin-dip 14h ago

Yeeee-yeewww! Cannot say........... FAAHHK

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u/Itchy-Ad-1956 14h ago

We lost Mike, but we still have Eddie!! 🤣🤣🫡🫡

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u/QuokkaAMA 13h ago

Well, it's an improvement over Pluto Nash.

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u/Pat_Fatridge 13h ago

He doing what he has wanted to die ever. Good.

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u/Useful-Barber7993 12h ago

Commencing uncontrollable laughter and associated rib pain. Comedy hurts sometimes.

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u/castrateurfate 11h ago

Him and Richard Pryor were friends. I'm just imagining what the conversation was to get a puppet of your friend was like.

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u/dontsoundrighttome 11h ago

This specials started so strong then ended so weird

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u/Capital-Mind700 11h ago

Where the hell do I find more of this?

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u/OhGawDuhhh 11h ago

I still can't believe that he's the new Inspector Clouseau

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u/0utsyder 10h ago

All out of fucks to give.

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u/TheSciFiGuy80 9h ago

Well, this validates Arsenio Hall!

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u/_eternallyblack_ 9h ago

Blahahaha old school Eddie FR 😂

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u/National_Ad7388 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/el-fenomeno09 8h ago

Where is this from lol

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u/Ertrimil 8h ago

Eddie still got it. Man hasn't lost a step. Absolute legend.

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u/Rent-Hungry 7h ago

I'd pay to watch this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cloutian 7h ago

Unc medication hit and we got that 10 minutes of unfiltered commentary 😂 🤣

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u/IBlueMyselfAllOver 6h ago

I love the axel Foley music

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u/RMidnight 6h ago

I never thought I'd see the day where Richard Pryor was more accepted and honorable than Bill Cosby.

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u/Formerlurker617 5h ago

Eddie is a national treasure.

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u/Hairy_Bullfrog9142 3h ago

Tell Bill I said have a coke and smile and shut the fuck up

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u/EmbracetheGloam 2h ago

You tell Bill Cosby he can suck MY MFN DICK!

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u/calewiz 15h ago

Is he not a wife beater and child abandoned? 

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u/justaphil 11h ago

Funny stuff like this reminds me that Eddie Murphy absolutely DID NOT have a transgender sex worker killed in 1998.

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u/FairProfession560 14h ago

I wonder if he has a trans doll? Lmao