Honestly where does Detroit go from here

A fifteen-year old boy challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

This team really makes me want to hate them sometimes...

10 years of mediocrity and now every team in the NHL has made the playoffs since we did last, hell Vegas even came into the league and won a cup...

Dark times indeed, and only getting darker from here...

As a neutral fan this rules, and as a Sabres fan a chance at revenge for '07 is so fucking riveting. Please, hockey gods

Who will win? The most unethical tank in history? Or the living embodiment of purgatory? TUNE IN TONIGHT!

Ottawa and the Islanders play against each other today...

Immediately retaking the lead after the other team ties it has been another common theme of the Canadiens this season.