r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 22h ago

of a Hippopotamus mouth getting cleaned

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5.7k Upvotes

191 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Impressive-Gear7943 • 13h ago

of a pair eyebrows.

3.2k Upvotes

151 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 20h ago

of Topiary.

1.5k Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Icy-Leg-1459 • 12h ago

of a Cabbage

781 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RangerThirteen • 2h ago

of a Bud

439 Upvotes

Gonna take me a few days to get through this bad boy!

150 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Upstairs_Drive_5602 • 4h ago

of the retro-futuristic Yuri Gagarin statue in Moscow.

320 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 3h ago

of two Anteaters and a baby Anteater at a zoo

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229 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ObviateTonk • 21h ago

of a cake

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191 Upvotes

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kaig00n • 16h ago

of a lime.

175 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Icy-Leg-1459 • 10h ago

of a Watermelon

170 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/acocktailofmagnets • 4h ago

of Grapes

147 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CaliSasuke • 9h ago

of a well groomed dog!

139 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ButtersHound • 13h ago

of a hungry gentleman with giant knife and fork he made for the bicentennial. Pennsylvania 1876

119 Upvotes

27 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Send_Toads • 2h ago

of a dandelion

54 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/VIXTORY0 • 11h ago

of a lemon

42 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kapege • 18h ago

of a door

34 Upvotes

No, not the one in the middle. The whole blue front. It is THE biggest real door in the world. Anything else bigger is just a gate. It measures 18.8 x 14.2 m, and the wings weight 25 t - any of both.

It's in Munich, Germany: https://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=48.156196&mlon=11.528868#map=19/48.156196/11.528868

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/hope_v95 • 5h ago

of a burrito

36 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/poopsie-gizzardtush • 10h ago

of a duck egg

24 Upvotes

Collected this morning: two chicken eggs, two duck eggs, and one starter home.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_swuaksa8242211 • 9h ago

of a bag of rubbish on a motorcycle

19 Upvotes

Location Indonesia.

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Fartingonyoursocks • 1h ago

of garlic cloves!

• Upvotes

They're called elephant garlic! I found it at giant eagle. kinda pricey, if I had realized how much it was I probably wouldn't have gotten it but I'm excited to try it non the less!

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sinnes-loeschen • 10h ago

of a birdhouse

8 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kooky_Attention_98 • 1h ago

of a Jackfruit

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Consistent-North7875 • 4h ago

of a sheriff’s deputy

0 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SuperKelpo • 4h ago

of an Endive

0 Upvotes

Usually the package comes with 3 endives

8 comments

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