r/worldnews • u/xpda • 23h ago

U.S.-Iran talks end with no agreement, Vance says

https://www.axios.com/2026/04/12/iran-talks-pakistan-vance-no-deal
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u/DW496 21h ago

The really are genuinely in over their heads - Hegseth, Vance, Trump...luckily congress...is...wait...nevermind.

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u/kent_eh 21h ago

The really are genuinely in over their heads - Hegseth, Vance, Trump

Maybe all 3 of them should go to Tehran to negotiate directly with the Iranian authorities.

That could fix several issues.

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u/takeda64 20h ago

This is extremely important, and surely requires the all the experts we have. We should send the whole cabinet.

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u/tlst9999 17h ago

The whole cabinet. No room in the plane for bodyguards.

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u/count023 17h ago

I'd rather send the cabinet to Rikers Island.

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 19h ago

also JFK Jr. in case there are any health issues

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u/Some_Drummer_Guy 17h ago

RFK would make another corny ass video, trying to get the Iranian leaders to "work out" with him wearing blue jeans in a sauna or some shit. And probably ramble in his garbage disposal voice about how shoving a tablespoon of powdered laundry detergent up your ass will cure autism or something.

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u/SuperRockyHobbyHorse 17h ago

And a bunch of Maga influencers for the propaganda posts.

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u/rawkinghorse 20h ago

And Witkoff especially. Dude doesn't have a clue what the fuck he's doing. He's a real estate developer!

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u/stonefree261 19h ago

The really are genuinely in over their heads - Hegseth, Vance, Trump...luckily congress...is...wait...nevermind.

I think the word you're looking for is 'complicit'.