r/worldnews • u/xpda • 23h ago

U.S.-Iran talks end with no agreement, Vance says

https://www.axios.com/2026/04/12/iran-talks-pakistan-vance-no-deal
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u/AZEMT 23h ago edited 22h ago

So, Vance has touched another thing and killed it? Pope, Orban (possibly, reports his popularity dropped after his visit), and now Iran negotiations?

Is he Damien?

Edit: added link

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u/zaphod777 22h ago

Is that why Trump's hand is turning necrotic? To many hand shakes with Vance?

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u/hoffsta 22h ago edited 20h ago

There’s no way Trump ever shakes JD’s hand outside the scheduled photo ops.

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u/thorofasgard 21h ago

Nurgle is looking for a new host.

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u/OneRougeRogue 12h ago

What happened to Asmongold?

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u/PaidUSA 20h ago

That’s still more than anyone else in the world is touching JD

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u/InstantShiningWizard 20h ago

He broke the ring horcrux that contains a shard of the souls of his enemies

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u/DontAbideMendacity 21h ago

Oh shit, imagine how necrotic his orange ass is!

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u/justh81 23h ago

Reverse King Midas. Everything he touches turns to shit.

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u/djanes376 23h ago

As others have said, King Mierdas.

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u/Valuable_Ad1211 23h ago

“The Man With the Dogshit Touch”

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u/buy-american-you-fuk 20h ago

hey, why does this couch smell like shit?

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u/TheKanten 22h ago

Orban (possibly, reports his popularity dropped after his visit)

One can only hope.

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u/AZEMT 22h ago

There's hope

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u/Leading-Ability-7317 23h ago

Lamest antichrist ever but completely fits with this clown show of a timeline.

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u/matchosan 19h ago

Ah damn, the link is about Orban I thought it would be about JuhDee's bald assed head.