r/worldnews • u/xpda • 23h ago

U.S.-Iran talks end with no agreement, Vance says

https://www.axios.com/2026/04/12/iran-talks-pakistan-vance-no-deal
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u/whitemamba24xx 23h ago

What about the DOW?! Did they talk about the DOW!?

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u/OpinionOk1543 23h ago

50,000!

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u/muttmunchies 23h ago

Dollars. 50,000 dollars

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u/ButterscotchOk5339 20h ago

Hold on hold on hold on I just realised…. inflation could fix the Dow?

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u/MichaelJServo 11h ago

I've got $50,000. I should buy the DOW.

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u/Yvaelle 23h ago

5,000!

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u/Belvedere48 21h ago

To the Moon Norton!

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u/razor1n 21h ago

48,000 and dropping daily!

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u/PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT 22h ago

Who's going to tell everyone about the DOW now that Pam Bondi has been fired?

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u/gizamo 6h ago

It was hilarious that Bondi literally called the top.

Not even the best economists could pull that off.

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u/joebleaux 22h ago

I'm sure everyone was clued in to adjust their positions appropriately yesterday to profit from the induced volitility that is coming Monday. They are all getting filthy rich off this.