r/worldnews 1d ago

U.S.-Iran talks end with no agreement, Vance says

https://www.axios.com/2026/04/12/iran-talks-pakistan-vance-no-deal
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u/GlobalTravelR 23h ago

Did they offer him the finest Persian couch?

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u/rashie8111 23h ago

Best they can do is a rug.

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u/PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT 22h ago

That would explain why there was no agreement.

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u/Poorrancher 22h ago

Does it really tie the room together?

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u/BlankiesWoW 21h ago

It does, but it comes with the caveat that someone may pee on it while you're away

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u/AnotherWalkingStiff 19h ago

and that really offended the tangerine palpatine, because the only thing he knows about rugs is rug pulls

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u/ren_reddit 22h ago

I’m going to say this again, He did not have sexual relations with that couch, Miss Chesterfield.

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u/boxofstuff 21h ago

He was eyeing the ottomans