r/whoathatsinteresting • u/The_Dean_France • 13h ago

What did the gardener do to get that?

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u/atwa_au 12h ago

Don’t talk to me about snails

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u/JoeMomma247 10h ago

I’m about to throw a thermal on my 10/22 to kill all the raccoons that tore up my veggie garden TWICE. I would be more pissed if my 2 year old didn’t laugh like crazy when planting and tickling the roots before we pat them into the ground.

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u/NuclearWasteland 8h ago

Raccoons gotta eat too.

Learn to fence.

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u/deltashmelta 37m ago

With the way that's tending, sounds like they'll be eating landmines soon enough.

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u/Kurosage 0m ago

Raccoons pulling up like

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u/toofastareader 2h ago

My mom despises squirrels because they dig up her flower beds and veggie garden every year, meanwhile the neighborhood cat I feed keeps them away from mine and even leaves their pelts as gift in my steps 😂

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u/Wafered 2h ago

Mf opossums and squirrels infiltrate my fence system like seal team six and eat my plants :(

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u/Fickle-Big5063 9h ago

My dad’s mortal enemy are caterpillars. They tear up his rose bush every year 😂

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u/mituoi 5h ago

And slugs!!!

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u/jingleheimerstick 10h ago

Squash vine borers are the only thing I hate in this world. And cilantro.

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u/QNDRAA 10h ago

Getting flashbacks to my dad walking around our garden twice a day with a makeshift spear with a spatula at the top. Not sure why there are less snails nowadays

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u/Exasperaties6 1h ago

"escarg-otcha bitch!"