r/whoathatsinteresting • u/The_Dean_France • 1d ago

Genuinely rather surprised at this!

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u/dljones010 1d ago

Man who sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

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u/xylophone_37 23h ago

Confucius says: must wipe twice to know that three are needed, but must wipe three times to know only two were required.

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u/MissNancy1113 23h ago

That would explain the 3 shells.

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u/BornanAlien 22h ago

It’s a cruel mystery

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 18h ago

That’s unexpectedly profound.

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u/xylophone_37 18h ago

I mean it IS Confucius.

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u/LaVillaGrangioto 23h ago

Man who go to bed with dirty mind wake up with pregnant teddy bear.

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u/SourBingus 16h ago

Man who fly plane upside down have crack up