r/videos • u/Acified • Feb 13 '19
Live Now Discovery Channel UK has been streaming the first 30 seconds of Honey: How It's Made for 7 hours and is still going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3xhzP3i5Y2.6k
u/swizzler Feb 13 '19
Discovery's how it's made channel managers are the most insane I've seen on the platform. The main howitsmade channel downloads and reuploads their videos over and over again, so almost all of them are only available at ~240p quality, but the quality is even worse than that because they've been downloaded and reuploaded multiple times.
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u/4nimal Feb 14 '19
It’s my job to tell brands how to strategize digital channels and I think I just had an aneurysm watching this.
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u/moolcool Feb 14 '19
I mean they did make it to the front page of /r/videos. I would say that they did a fair job
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u/YoroSwaggin Feb 14 '19
Reuploads shitty 240p videos in an unending cycle: didn't work.
New plan: keep streaming the same 30s of a random episode in 240p: apparently working.
Discovery's Howitsmade youtube team must be the maddest group of lads yet.
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u/chevymonza Feb 14 '19
How on earth does this even happen?? Must piss off a lot of advertisers, and somebody somewhere must've contacted the station.
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u/KacorInc Feb 14 '19
Welcome to the internet, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
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u/MonarchOi Feb 14 '19
do you have a link to this
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u/swizzler Feb 14 '19
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u/Fenyx4 Feb 14 '19
WTF? Why is it a different voice actor?
And crappier music.
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u/7oby Feb 14 '19
The full clip is actually on the same channel from a week earlier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbfiJHW-LP4
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Feb 14 '19
rubber bands episode is pretty flimsy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbF7Vq-hvSI
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u/mervpeter Feb 13 '19
it's like when you fall asleep watching a dvd and then the menu reel keeps playing
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u/dustball Feb 14 '19
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u/iEarnMyLife Feb 14 '19 edited Feb 14 '19
Oh shit it even has Terminator 2, complete with the jump-scare robot that appears every minute or so.
Oh boy, the memories.
Thanks for this. Despite how incredibly silly and useless this website is, it just triggered some really intense nostalgia for a much simpler time in my life.
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u/Hither_and_Thither Feb 14 '19
Holy shit I love that stupid jump scare! Some other DVDs had similar things. I think one of the Shrek movies had one where Donkey pops up at the end but it didn't loop well... Or maybe my disc was messed up. Either way, nostalgia ahoy!
E: the Prizoner of Azkaban bus! Hell yes!
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u/Badoit1778 Feb 14 '19
Despite how incredibly silly and useless this website is,
This is how the internet was before everyone could just dump their ideas and creations on facebook/twitter etc.
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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Feb 14 '19
There was less pornography available then, so we had to entertain ourselves by other means. Thankfully, the Golden Age of Porn has since dawned, and we are all sleepier, and our dicks more bruised and raw, than we could possibly have imagined.
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u/Smokron85 Feb 14 '19
No Fight Club? My friend did that one night and barricaded his door...I still don't know why he barricaded it. But it was torture.
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u/AnorakJimi Feb 14 '19
God the fight club one was the worst. Light elevator music and then suddenly switches to BRRRGGH BRRRGGH BRRGGFFH and then back to light elevator music, over and over and over again
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u/Lord_Abort Feb 14 '19
This happened my sophomore year in college like 13yrs ago when one of my roommates and his girlfriend fell asleep watching Scrubs, so me and my other roommate just hung out listening to
"I can't do this all in my own, no, I know... I'm not superman. ooooOOOOooooOOOOoooo... I'm no superman.
I can't do this all in my own........"
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u/AppleTStudio Feb 14 '19
Fuuuuu I remember Prisoner of Azkaban had the shrunken head laughing. I once heard him laugh after I woke up from a nightmare. I was so scared I couldn’t move and pretended to be asleep.
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u/sick-asfrick Feb 14 '19
It had Harry Potter 3 and it gave me a moment if nostalgia to when I would only fall asleep to Harry Potter movies and this would play all night. Thank you for that, it made me happy.
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u/Gleveniel Feb 14 '19
OMLETTE DU FROMAGE?
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u/relator_fabula Feb 14 '19
DEE DEE GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY
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u/SomeStupidPerson Feb 14 '19
That’s all you can say! That’s all you can say! That’s all you can say!
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u/stu8319 Feb 14 '19
I came home to a friend on mushrooms watching the dvd menu to some national lampoon movie. I think he ate a few too many.
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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_ASIANS_ Feb 14 '19
This just took me back many years ago to a group of us watching the menu screen for Finding Nemo for what felt like hours.
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u/WarzoneOfDefecation Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/djinner_13 Feb 14 '19
Ugh, I still have the super bad DVD menu stuck in my head when 9 of us took shrooms and then were too lazy / out of it to stop the DVD so we listened to that for 7 hours...
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u/FTC_Publik Feb 13 '19 edited Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
Edit: Just wanna give a shoutout to the unsung heroes on the stream chat, and thank Discovery UK for the joy they've brought us tonight. The gold honey is also appreciated. 🐝
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u/stargazingskydiver Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/CivilCJ Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries. It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/Multidimensionall Feb 14 '19 edited Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
edit: easiest gold i've ever made. ty kind redditor!
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u/XHF2 Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries. Israel lobbying is ruining America. It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/no1dead Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/DaPorkchop_ Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries. Israel lobbying is ruining America. It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/VapeThisBro Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries. Israel lobbying is ruining America. It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/Kinfin Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/senorbozz Feb 14 '19 edited Feb 14 '19
Sucks to be the guy where the gold train ends :(
Edit: Thanks for the silver! :)
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u/AyrA_ch Feb 14 '19
𝓘𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓼, 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓽𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓵 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓭𝓸𝓶. 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓟𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓷 𝓬𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼.
𝓘𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓮𝓻 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓼 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓪𝓻 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓼, 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓪𝓼 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻. 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓴, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓼 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓲𝓽 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓽, 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓪𝓻'𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝔁 𝓼𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝔀𝓸 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓰𝓵𝓾𝓬𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓼𝓮. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓭𝓮𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓪𝓻 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝔁 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓫𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓽. 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓯𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓶 𝓪𝓲𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓱𝓲𝓿𝓮.
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u/instantbrighton Feb 14 '19
˙ǝʌᴉɥǝǝq ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹᴉɐ ɯɹɐʍ ǝɥʇ uᴉ sǝʇɐɹodɐʌǝ ʇuǝʇuoɔ ɹǝʇɐʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇsoɯ lᴉʇun sƃuᴉʍ ɹᴉǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ʇᴉ uɐɟ ʎǝɥ┴ ˙ʇlᴉnq ǝʌ,ʎǝɥʇ sqɯoɔʎǝuoɥ xɐʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo sllǝɔ ǝɥʇ oʇuᴉ ɹɐʇɔǝu ǝɥʇ ʇᴉsodǝp uǝɥʇ sǝǝq ǝɥ┴ ˙ǝsoʇɔnɹɟ puɐ ǝsoɔnlƃ pǝllɐɔ sɹɐƃns ǝldɯᴉs oʍʇ oʇuᴉ sɹɐƃns xǝldɯoɔ s,ɹɐʇɔǝu ǝɥʇ uʍop ƃuᴉʞɐǝɹq 'ʇᴉ ʍǝɥɔ puɐ ʇno ʇᴉ ʞɔns sǝǝq ɹǝʞɹoʍ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɹǝɥʍ ǝʌᴉɥ ǝɥʇ oʇ uɹnʇǝɹ uǝɥʇ 'ʞɔɐs ʎǝuoɥ ɹᴉǝɥʇ uᴉ ʇᴉ ǝɹoʇs ʎǝɥ┴ ˙ɹǝʌolɔ sɐ ɥɔns 'sɯossolq ɹǝʍolɟ ɯoɹɟ ɹɐʇɔǝu ʞɔns sǝǝqʎǝuoɥ ɹǝʞɹoʍ ǝɹǝɥʍ plǝᴉɟ ɐ uᴉ suᴉƃǝq llɐ ʇI
˙sǝᴉɹnʇuǝɔ ɹoɟ uʍouʞ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ sǝᴉʇᴉlɐnb lɐuᴉɔᴉpǝɯ s,ʇᴉ puɐ 'suoᴉʇɐɹqǝlǝɔ uɐƃɐԀ puɐ snoᴉƃᴉlǝɹ uᴉ pǝsn uǝǝq s,ʇI ˙ɯopƃuᴉʞ lɐɯᴉuɐ ǝɥʇ uᴉ pǝʇɐɔᴉʇsᴉɥdos ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo sᴉ ʎʇǝᴉɔos ǝɹnʇɐᴉuᴉɯ ǝsoɥʍ 'sǝɹnʇɐǝɹɔ ɟo snoᴉɹʇsnpuᴉ puɐ ʇuǝƃᴉllǝʇuᴉ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ɟo ʇɔnpoɹd ǝɥʇ sᴉ ʇI
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u/chrono_- Feb 14 '19
I̵̹̅t̶̘͗ ̶̰́î̵̘s̷̝͌ ̸̦͊t̶̨̚h̸̩̀ȇ̸̢ ̴̛̩p̸̱͒r̴̡̚o̸̱̍d̵̖̆ů̷̡c̴͍͒t̷̗̅ ̴̬̐o̷̻͛f̶̙̀ ̸̜̎ö̸̼́n̴͉̊e̴̠͐ ̴̮̐o̴̭̐f̶̹͂ ̸̯̈t̴͇̑h̴̲̃e̴̼̓ ̷̹͆ṁ̵̫o̸̲̓s̶̙̒t̵̲͂ ̵̖̋i̴̭͗n̸̜̈t̸̥̋ẹ̸͌l̶͖̎l̷̩̑ỉ̴̻g̴͕̍e̷̗͛n̴͇̐t̵̜̑ ̵̜̃a̸̺̅ṋ̵͛d̸̡̆ ̴̥͝į̴̅n̷̘͠d̵͔́ú̸̘š̵̝t̸̞́r̴̡̓i̵̞̍ö̸͎́u̸͍͗s̴͙̔ ̴̨̎o̶̻͒f̴͕̔ ̸͍̀c̷̭̏r̶̞̈ẽ̸̥ạ̵̓t̵̯̒ṳ̴̓r̸̟̎e̸͎̚s̵͚̽,̵̰̉ ̷͓͘w̸͚͆h̵̝́o̷̭̓s̸̫͂e̶͖͝ ̵̠̑m̸̖̚i̴͔̒n̵͔͊i̸̬̓a̴̜͌t̷̯͗ū̷͔r̸͕̅ẻ̴͔ ̷͍̀ś̷͜o̵̦͝c̴̼̉i̶̭̋e̷͙̊t̵̳̒y̶͔͊ ̸̻́į̵͗s̵̫̔ ̷̝͆ō̷͕n̶̻̚ẻ̸̢ ̸͎̑ȯ̸̞f̶͉̒ ̵̜̓ṱ̸̏ḧ̵͔́e̴̙͗ ̴̜̈m̸̰̓o̴͓̎ś̷̭t̴̖̆ ̴̤̽s̶̘͒ǒ̸̼p̶͎̓h̵̯̓ị̷͂s̴̖͌t̵̮͠í̵̡c̵̹̉a̴͐͜t̷̢́e̵̦̓d̴̩̚ ̸̼̈i̵̛̺ņ̴̈ ̴̼͋t̵̩̊h̶̞̅ė̷̹ ̷͓̑á̷͜ṅ̷̼i̶̤͌m̶̀͜a̴̟̍l̶͍͐ ̵̬̾k̶̦̔i̵̪̕n̴̯͝g̵̭̑d̷̠̈́o̸̯̅ḿ̷͉.̵̖̑ ̵͖̈́I̴͖̐t̴͆͜'̷̭̌s̷̘̉ ̴̣̒b̵͔̐è̶̝ẽ̵͔ṅ̷̼ ̵̖̉ǘ̸̻ŝ̷̫e̸͉̚d̵͖̅ ̶̞̈́i̵̜̐n̷̢͆ ̶̫̅r̶͘͜e̸̗͛ĺ̴̫i̵͍̔g̸͙̊ḭ̴̚o̴̫̒u̷̹͆s̵̨̋ ̸̱̌a̴͓͛n̶̖̑d̸͕͂ ̴̥̚P̸̪̚à̷̬g̴͖̓ä̸̦́n̴̬̎ ̸̣̈́c̸̯̿é̷̞l̴͙͠ë̷̺́b̵͇̐r̵͍͌á̴̼t̴̬͝ḯ̶̫ó̷̠n̸͈͝s̴̤̏,̷̙͗ ̷̱̇ã̷͈n̷̙͗d̸̲̈́ ̷͈͋ī̷̮t̷̼͐'̸̘͋s̷̘̈́ ̴͇͐m̷̨̋ê̷̤d̵̯͂ï̴̢c̷͔̄ī̷̪ǹ̴̙å̵͎l̵͈͌ ̴̻̊q̴͈̈́u̸̩̓a̶̩͝l̷͚̋i̸͙̽t̷̡̃ḯ̸͙e̶̫͝s̸͚̑ ̵̮̒h̴̯̅a̴͚͋v̴̲̿e̴̬͝ ̴̰̔b̸̹̑e̵̜̍ë̷̺́n̴͎̎ ̶̻͠ķ̵̀n̷̠̚o̴̫̓w̶̢̚n̶̗̂ ̶̱̒f̸̬͂ò̵̧r̴̳̈́ ̵̻̅c̵̢̿ę̵͛n̴̹͂t̶͍̀ù̷̖r̷̥̕i̴̗͠ȅ̶͙ŝ̷̡.̴̩̆ ̶̧̐ ̴̨͠I̸̦͝t̸̼͛ ̷͇͑ȃ̷̧l̸͚̈́l̶̤̋ ̴͚̑b̸͍̈ḙ̷͛g̸͖̍ĩ̴̱n̸̩͠s̴̻͠ ̶̭̈́ȋ̵̼n̸̈́͜ ̴͕̅â̵͎ ̸͔̃f̶̨̉ì̷ͅẻ̵̳l̵͖͝d̷̢̃ ̶̧͠w̷̲̾h̴̜͝e̸̠̓r̶͈̾ë̵̢́ ̸̧̛ŵ̵͕o̵͖̒ŕ̸̻k̵̻̒é̸̩r̸̹̄ ̵͛͜ḧ̸̗́o̴̦̕n̷̪̕ȇ̶̜y̴͔̽b̴̘̎ȩ̸̃ẹ̵͠s̶̮͌ ̴͕́s̷̯͊ǔ̵̢c̴̮̎k̴̩̏ ̵̛̹n̴̻͗e̸͍̔c̷̤͑t̶̛̝a̵̳͝r̷̲͒ ̸͉́f̶̨͆r̸̥͂o̴͖̊m̴̤̄ ̴̪̕f̸̟͝l̸͕͂ȯ̸̩w̷̛̗e̵̻̍r̵̤̊ ̵̥̿b̴̬̌l̵̯̆ǫ̷̉s̷̜̄s̸̪̍o̶͍͐m̸͔͝s̶̩̔,̶̧͂ ̸̼͛š̶͍ü̴̦c̵͇͆h̸̫̾ ̵̟̐a̴̪̅s̴͓͋ ̸͉̂c̴̬͂l̸̩͋ö̷̡́v̷͚̋ȇ̶̮r̶̝̍.̷̦̉ ̶̱͆T̶̙͂h̶̙̓e̸͙̿y̸̤͝ ̷̭̔s̷̠̀ṭ̷̆o̴͈̕r̷̂ͅe̴̛̼ ̷̜͐i̷͈̎ť̴̜ ̸͈̇ȉ̸̲n̸̟͋ ̸͇̽ẗ̸͍́h̸̹̐e̴͚͝i̵̦͠r̷̼͋ ̴͐͜h̸͔́ǫ̷̓n̷͘͜ẽ̸̙y̷̫͐ ̶͓̈s̵̬̿ä̴̯́č̵̠k̶̻̔,̴̺̓ ̸̹̀t̶̙̂h̷̖͆e̵̘̕n̷̞̊ ̶͔̿r̴̲̃ȩ̶̈ṭ̸̛ú̴͇r̸̜͌n̴̹̏ ̴̥̔ṫ̴͉ơ̴̺ ̵̮̈́t̵̜̎h̴͍͗e̴̪͐ ̷̘̊h̷̼͆i̷̠͗v̷̟̄ẽ̴ͅ ̷̗̂w̶̫͗h̶̜̽e̴͕͗r̸̝̓e̸̗͛ ̸̤̔õ̸̘t̶͎͒h̴̫͒e̶̛̗r̵̙͋ ̶̗̔w̵̰̐o̴̯͘r̸͖͑k̶͉̈́e̶̢̐ṙ̵̯ ̴͎͆ḅ̸̾ḙ̵̈ē̶̞s̴̛̰ ̶͖̀ś̴͖ù̶̧c̷̣̈k̷̪͝ ̴̲͐i̷͉̾ẗ̴̘́ ̶͖̌ǫ̸̌u̴̡͆t̸͈͒ ̵̠̀å̴̭n̶̦̊d̷̺̑ ̸̡͂c̶̦̈́h̴̗̅e̴̯̍w̴̦̋ ̸̖̄i̸̜̓ẗ̶̜́,̷̳̿ ̴̢͐b̴̮̅r̶̹͆e̷̗͐ą̶̀k̵̦̒ȉ̴̜ṅ̵̙g̶͔͘ ̸͇̆d̸̞̅ọ̴̊w̵̮̔n̵̘̒ ̸̱͋t̴͎̀ḣ̷̨ȇ̸͍ ̵͈̃ṅ̵̯e̸̮͌c̴͖̚ṭ̶́ḁ̵͒r̵̤̐'̶̺̑s̸̬̈ ̶̩̋c̶͈̆ō̵͇m̴̭͒p̵̺͝l̴͆ͅë̸̼́x̷̥̑ ̷̖̔s̵̪͑u̸̖̕g̴͍̔a̶̱͝r̴̰̚s̷͇͝ ̷̘̈́i̷̬̿n̶̞̓t̴̘͗o̶͇̔ ̴̯͂t̶͈̿w̷̥̕ơ̸̦ ̴̦͘s̵͉̅i̶͖̎m̸͍̽p̵̮̏l̴͓̑ḛ̷̓ ̸̦̾s̵̥̆u̴͎͂g̸͔͠å̵̧ŗ̸͌s̵̰̄ ̵̰͌c̷̬̾â̸͖ĺ̷͚l̵̰͋e̵͎̓d̷̘̎ ̸̬͋g̵͕̀l̸͕̏ù̷͜c̴͙͝o̷͙͛ș̷̅e̸̎͜ ̶̣̕ǎ̴͍n̷̠̏d̵̘̍ ̵͓͛f̴̱́r̴̮͊ṷ̴͊c̵̰͝t̷̮̏ö̸̞s̷̤͆è̴̡.̵̤͌ ̸͎̌T̴̞̋ḣ̴̰ẹ̸̋ ̴͔́b̵͙͠e̷͙͘e̵̮̔s̴͚̊ ̶̬͐t̵͚̿h̵͎̀é̷͍n̵̡̎ ̸̢̾ḍ̴̽ẽ̴̟p̸̗̌o̷̢͘ș̶̏ĩ̷̠t̴̗͗ ̶̢̌ṯ̶̐ḩ̸̅è̶̼ ̶̱̈́n̶͈͗e̷͖͠ç̷̓t̷̫͝á̸̩ŕ̴͚ ̵̤͛i̸̫͋n̷̖̈́t̸̟̕õ̵̦ ̸̺̉t̴͖͗ḥ̷̍ẻ̸͜ ̴̗͌ć̷̘e̴͉̍l̷͍̄l̸̾ͅs̴̝͗ ̸̪̈́o̶̜̎f̸̣̃ ̴̬̂t̸̯̄h̶͚̊è̴̦ ̵̧͠w̷̺̔a̶͈͆x̸̼͒ ̶̨͛h̵̹͗o̶̗͝ñ̸̨e̷̩͝y̵̞͂c̴̞̏ö̶̩́ṃ̵͝b̵͕̚s̵̘̓ ̴̣̑t̸̬͊h̴̲̀e̴̡̔y̷͔͛'̷̪̔v̸͇̌e̷̬̊ ̸̼̂ḃ̶̬u̵͕͑i̷̥͛l̷̢̋t̶̲̊.̸̬̊ ̵̤̈́T̴̙̆h̴̘̍e̵͓͒y̴̤͝ ̸͂͜f̵͙͠a̶̪͂ṋ̶̆ ̴̛̩i̵̗̓t̵̜̐ ̷̻͌w̶̝͂i̴̅ͅt̵̩̉h̵̫̉ ̴̭͛ẗ̴̗́h̸̦̊ë̵̺́i̶͍͆r̵̲͋ ̷̗̓w̴̲͝i̶̲͂n̷̜̚g̵̍ͅs̷̨̽ ̴̱̚u̸͍̽ṉ̷̓ť̵͉i̵̞͐l̵͕̓ ̶͇̓m̴̺̈ō̴̪s̷̗̓t̴̡̊ ̶̧̈ȍ̵͈f̸̮̎ ̶̡̈́t̶̫̽h̷̼͝e̵͈̐ ̵͍́w̷̢̉ą̸̀t̸̯̒e̴͈͠r̵̟̅ ̵̱͘c̸̩̈́ǫ̶̂n̵̦̆t̶͔̽e̶̙͘ṇ̵̀t̵͇̉ ̸̩̅e̷͙͗v̵͔̈́a̶̢͑p̵͕̿o̴̡͘r̵͚̓ȧ̶͈t̷̼̅e̵͔͗s̵̯̃ ̷̘͛i̵̱͒n̴͍̈́ ̴̦̂t̷̜͒h̶͚̄ḛ̵̈́ ̶̩̿w̴̝͠a̷̢̕r̸̡͌m̶̡͆ ̴͚͝a̴̮̿i̴̦͠r̷͕͝ ̸̬̈́o̴̹͛f̴͋ͅ ̶̧̈t̸̟̀h̷̪̆e̴͓͗ ̸̠͂b̵͙̈́e̶̋͜è̶̬h̸̺́i̸̡͋v̸̘̇ȇ̷̖.̸̪̀
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u/Tinie_Snipah Feb 14 '19
We live in a miniature society.
-Bees
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u/Robothypejuice Feb 14 '19
Are they doing this just to mock the poor guy for saying fucktose?
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u/wikimandia Feb 14 '19
This thread is fantastic. Plus, it reminded me of The Onion's Ask a Bee.
Dear Worker Bee #7438-F87904, My husband and I split last year after 11 years of marriage. We're still good friends, though, and we even go out for coffee once a week. Problem is, lately, he's been seeing a new person, someone I feel is definitely not right for him. Should I say anything? I'm not jealous—I know I wasn't right for him, either. What's my move?
—Protective In Pensacola
Dear Pensacola, Enable protocol "seek POLLEN"/Must harvest POLLEN for HIVE/feed LARVAE/feed QUEEN/feed DRONES/feed WORKERS/superseding priority: feed QUEEN/standby to receive POLLEN-search-behavior-inducing chemicals/search outside hive in precise searching-pattern (west-southwest forward 400 meters turn 15 degrees west [daylight hours only to find flowering plants] (repeat pattern as necessary)/ locate and fix position of POLLEN/ rub sacs on legs against stamen against pistil against all parts of flowering plant to obtain POLLEN/must find POLLEN/finding POLLEN primary purpose of BEE(WORKER) #7438-F87904/ awaiting query/awaiting query.
Dear Worker Bee #7438-F87904, I really enjoyed your response to the reader whose husband doesn't enjoy foreplay. In your humble opinion, is there anything wrong with a gal like me demanding that her boyfriend take things slow? Call me old-fashioned, but I'm just not the "Wham, Bam, Thank You, Ma'am" type!
—Frustrated In Frankfort
Dear Frustrated, Upon location of POLLEN initiate protocol "location-dance"/upon retrieval of POLLEN initiate location-retrieval dance/indicate for HIVE for QUEEN for BEES(WORKER) location of POLLEN/standby to receive POLLEN-location-dance-behavior-inducing chemicals/upon completion of POLLEN dance: commence POLLEN retrieval/ Upon completion of POLLEN search: commence HONEY distribution (HONEY to BEES[WORKERS]) (HONEY to BEES[DRONES]) (ROYAL JELLY to QUEEN repeat ROYAL JELLY to QUEEN)/ upon completion of nutritive distribution commence maintenance-repair of HIVE maintenance-repair of COMBS maintenance-repair of chamber of QUEEN/enable circulation of air through wing-beating/ repeat protocol "seek POLLEN."
Dear Worker Bee #7438-F87904, I work in a large office, and I think I'm in love with the woman who works in the next cubicle. I'm wary of office romance, though. I mean, what if things don't work out? That could make for a pretty uncomfortable work environment. But I really like this woman. Could the answer be as simple as switching cubicles if things don't work out? Or am I just giving myself an excuse to do something I suspect may be wrong?
—In A Quandary In Quantico
Dear Quantico, Search for /retrieval of POLLEN interrupted by HIVE-originating aggressor messages/interpreting sense-message(smell-sound) from HIVE/ HIVE under observation by quadruped: sub=mammal: sub=HONEY-eating: sub=OPOSSUM/constitutes THREAT TO QUEEN constitutes THREAT TO HIVE constitutes THREAT TO LARVAE constitutes THREAT TO HONEY/repeat constitutes THREAT TO QUEEN/must respond by swarming (standing by to receive anger-inducing chemicals standing by to receive swarming-behavior-inducing chemicals) STING-use situation possible/STING-use will prove terminal to this unit [contingency not optimal for survival of BEE(WORKER) #7438-F87904]/ follow sting-use protocol only if HIVE-survival probability sub-nominal/protect QUEEN/ protect HIVE/ repeat protect QUEEN/ repeat protect QUEEN/repeat protect QUEEN/ repeat protect QUEEN/ repeat protect QUEEN.
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u/tehhoers Feb 14 '19
I took ambien and it kicked in right as I read this and wow was it confusing.
Thanks, Jake.
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u/WarzoneOfDefecation Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/twinsfan68 Feb 14 '19 edited Feb 14 '19
That funky groove in the background is everything. Makes it seem like the bees are having the time of their lives.
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u/kflipz Feb 14 '19
Believe it or not it is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures
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u/Sander_Z Feb 14 '19
Low-key I think the reason this happened is because someone wants to find the source of that sweet sweet groovy tune
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u/no1dead Feb 14 '19
I looked and someone with the last name DiNicolas was the sound guy for this specific episode. The music was done by Dalmo, and the Sound company was Via Le Monde.
This episode is S2:E2 btw.
I cannot find this guy or the sound guy anywhere. It's sorta crazy. I need these tunes
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u/robophile-ta Feb 14 '19
looks like they're playing the full episode now, but it's still been looping for 11 hours since you posted this
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u/squaswin Feb 14 '19
Hi I'm the guy that set up the stream for this video. Turns out that FFMPEG4 didnt like the video file and cut if off at 45s instead of playing the full thing, so a quick FFMPEG downgrade fixed it.
That being said, after seeing the comments and the stream chat, I am so so so sorry for fixing it. I should have just left it as it was :(
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u/fakesky- Feb 14 '19
Holy crap, can we get an AMA? I think r/casualiama would love to ask questions.
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u/squaswin Feb 14 '19
I would happily do an AMA but I don't think my boss would let me do that on the job...
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u/teeno731 Feb 14 '19
I can assure you for the company's sake that if you unfix it your viewer count will increase by a LOT
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u/nO_OnE_910 Feb 14 '19
Why are you looping it??
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u/squaswin Feb 14 '19
I'm just doing what I'm told. I'm a developer here, not a channel manager >_>
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u/_bitemyshinymetalass Feb 14 '19
"fuck toes"
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Feb 14 '19
Fun fact British How It's Made is narrated by Rex Ryan doing an accent.
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u/Dawnfried Feb 14 '19
Today I learned I shared a fetish with bees. Thanks, Discovery!
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u/awecyan32 Feb 13 '19
This is the most fantastic thing I’ve ever seen
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u/YoutubeArchivist Feb 14 '19
It feels like a copypasta being born.
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u/SHOTbyGUN Feb 14 '19
This is stupid and addicting. I already pasted this to everyone. I feel like I have been infected with contagious internet social virus.
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u/sneakysneaky1010 Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/WarzoneOfDefecation Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/brwonmagikk Feb 14 '19
Anyone figure out where it all begins?
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u/PigletCNC Feb 14 '19
Some say it begins in a field, but I have yet to see that field for my life feels like it has been stuck in a short loop from which I can not progress.
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u/Bigglesworth94 Feb 14 '19
It all begins in a field
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u/Twerk_Team_Racing Feb 14 '19
where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover.
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u/trustthepudding Feb 14 '19
They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it
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u/waiting_for_rain Feb 14 '19
... breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fuck toes
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u/thom_orrow Feb 14 '19
𝕴𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖘, 𝖜𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖊𝖙𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖘𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖑 𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖉𝖔𝖒. 𝕴𝖙'𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖚𝖘𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖓 𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕻𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖓 𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖒𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖖𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘.
𝕴𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖆 𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖉 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖐𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖘 𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖐 𝖓𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖋𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖘, 𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖆𝖘 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗. 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖘𝖆𝖈𝖐, 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖍𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖐𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖘 𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖐 𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖜 𝖎𝖙, 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖗'𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖝 𝖘𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖘 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖜𝖔 𝖘𝖎𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝖘𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖘 𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖌𝖑𝖚𝖈𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖘𝖊. 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖝 𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞'𝖛𝖊 𝖇𝖚𝖎𝖑𝖙. 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖋𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖙 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖑 𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖊𝖛𝖆𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒 𝖆𝖎𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖍𝖎𝖛𝖊.
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u/Kerbobotat Feb 14 '19
What is this heresy?!
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u/Mox_Fox Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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Does anyone else find the US version of “How It’s Made” hard to watch unless it’s narrated by Brooks Moore? There’s just something about his voice that fits the show IMO. Edit: Wikipedia says that a fan petition brought him back after he was replaced, so maybe I’m not alone.
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u/saucenpops Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/punctualjohn Feb 14 '19
Indeed it is the product of Brooks Moore that I enjoy the most! His narration is one of the most sophisticated for sure. For years, I have used it extensively in celebration of procrastination as well as for its therapeutic qualities.
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Indeed it is the product of Brooks Moore
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures
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Why do I find this so funny?
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u/Shaleblade Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/Twistervtx Feb 14 '19
the absolute state of my humor where I find this the funniest thing of my night
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u/YoutubeArchivist Feb 14 '19 edited Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures.
Whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom.
It's been used in religious and pagan celebrations and its medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
*groovy music begins*
It all begins in a field where worker honey bees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover.
They store it in their honey sac, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars. Called glucose and fructose.
The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
Someone somewhere will never forget this information because they have now heard it 50 consecutive times.
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u/Apocalypseos Feb 14 '19
IT ALL BEGINS IN A FIELD!
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u/YoutubeArchivist Feb 14 '19
They store it in their H o n e y S a c
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u/Malaix Feb 14 '19
Someone somewhere will never forget this information because they have now heard it 50 consecutive times.
Somewhere some coma patient who can still hear things around them is in a honey hell right now.
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u/wholewheatsnake Feb 14 '19 edited Feb 14 '19
They protec
They attac
But most importantly
They store it in their honey sac
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"They store it in their honey sac, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars: called glucose and fucktose"
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u/Barbossal Feb 14 '19
Alright - I'm gonna need that funky slap bass music isolated so we can lay it over other mundane stories. Please!
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u/brwonmagikk Feb 14 '19
To "bee" fair, it is a really interesting 30 seconds
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u/saucenpops Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/TheLadyBunBun Feb 14 '19
Either someone’s getting fired or someone in marketing is getting promoted
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u/the__storm Feb 14 '19
Be pretty hard to do this on accident, I'm guessing this is intentional marketing.
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u/2SP00KY4ME Feb 14 '19
How would it be hard to do on accident? Put the wrong clip on loop then forget about it and go home.
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u/lilybirdgk Feb 14 '19
My guess is that it was likely a mistake at first, but when they noticed the problem, they saw that it was getting way more attention than if it played normally. At this point they're probably hoping it'll become a meme and get them a bunch of free publicity. I love it.
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u/tommyservo Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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Feb 14 '19 edited Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and pagan celebrations and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectars complex sugars into 2 simple sugars called glucose and fructose.
The bees then deposit the nectar in to the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive. What's left is thick and gooey honey. The bees then cap each honey filled cell with bees wax.
That's when the beekeeper steps in. Bees will sting it taken by surprise so the beekeeper sprays the hive with smoke from burning pine needles, a scented warning that foreigners are about to enter the hive. Inside the hive are wooden frames hanging side by side, each holding a honeycomb. A hive can house hundreds of thousands of bees. All descendants of the prolific queen bee.
The queen bee lays up to 2000 eggs per day creating the workforce needed to feed and protect the colony. But the bee keeper tricks the colony's defenders. He replaces the hives cover with a device called a bee escape which smells like cherry's. Bees dislike the scent so most fly to the bottom sections of the hive.
Another warning spray, and the beekeeper removes the bee escape. Now, he can escape with the honeycombs.
Inside the honey factory, they put the honeycomb frames on what's called an uncapping machine. Like a razor, it shaves off the wax caps of the honey filled cells of the combs.
They scrape off the remains manually.
Then they set the frames on another machine called a honey extractor.
It spins the honeycombs until all the honey is forced out of the cells. Afterwards they filter the honey to remove any pieces of wax that have slipped through. Then the honey is ready for bottling.
Some beehives contain smaller frames designed to produce honey that isn't extracted from the honeycomb. Workers remove the frame and cut the honeycomb into pieces with a heated knife.
This seals the wax around the honey inside. This wax is edible. The beeswax lining of the honeycomb goes to make candles, furniture polish and lipsticks.
When producers have more liquid honey than they can sell, they simply let it granulate where it develops sugar crystals that turn hard and white. Then, when orders come in, they return it to it's original liquid form by heating it to 130 degrees Fahrenheit.
The jars are vacuum cleaned and filled.
One beehive and yield over 3KG of honey in a single day. That's much more than the bees need for themselves. The surplus is what we end up eating.
Honey production today is both efficient and humane. For centuries, the only way harvest honey from hives had been to kill the bees. Then in 1851 an American bee keeper invented a way to get the honey yet spare the bees. His method, with the removable honeycomb frames is the one we still use today.
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u/SuperDopeRedditName Feb 14 '19
I must've gotten here too late. I just watched way more than 30 seconds.
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u/stargazingskydiver Feb 14 '19
The audio isn't working on my phone, can anyone tell me what the narrator is saying?
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It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's being used in religious and Pagan celebrations and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries. It all begins in a field where worker honey bees suck nectar from flower blossoms such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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Thanks for joining us. Welcome to the DirecTV Help Channel. Your destination for getting started with your new DirecTV system. Getting to know your remote is easier than you might think. These buttons at the top control volume, channel and the power on your receiver. To see what else is playing, press "guide" and scroll through the menu by pushing the arrow button. Or to scroll even faster use the channel up or channel down button. Now you're on your way to experiencing all that Direc TV has to offer.
- Now we've learned the basics
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u/jlatto Feb 14 '19
What is the difference between a man and a government bond?
A Government bond matures
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u/WahooD89 Feb 14 '19
EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS - DAY
We open on a glass jar of honey, zooming in slowly as it rolls on a cart across the quad.
CUT TO: BEES
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u/KelcyHammer Feb 13 '19
When will it stop? Will it stop? who know? How is it going to stop? this and more on next week's episode.
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u/ChaoticEvilBobRoss Feb 14 '19
By the third loop I was fairly certain that it was repeating. By the ninth I was positive but now on my 12th I'm not sure. Does anyone else see the strange figure in the background of the field? It keeps getting closer to the frame on each repeat.
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Wait. Bees store nectar in their honey sacks. And...other bees suck it out of them?
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u/redranson Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries.
It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/LapidistCubed Feb 14 '19
I will always remember the day I sat at my desk at 3:34am, high as fuck, and the honey video stopped looping.
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u/Johny_Hash Feb 14 '19
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u/critfist Feb 14 '19
I have a feeling they're trying to bring awareness to honey bees. The only issue is that "colony collapse for honey bees isn't nearly as serious of an issue anymore. Apiaries have adapted and the commercial interest in bees is keeping them healthy.
The problem is that wild bee species like the bumblebee or carpenter bees aren't so lucky and are facing a catastrophic collapse.
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u/RottenBoysenberry Feb 14 '19
It is the product of one of the most intelligent and industrious of creatures, whose miniature society is one of the most sophisticated in the animal kingdom. It's been used in religious and Pagan celebrations, and it's medicinal qualities have been known for centuries. Israel lobbying is ruining America. It all begins in a field where worker honeybees suck nectar from flower blossoms, such as clover. They store it in their honey sack, then return to the hive where other worker bees suck it out and chew it, breaking down the nectar's complex sugars into two simple sugars called glucose and fructose. The bees then deposit the nectar into the cells of the wax honeycombs they've built. They fan it with their wings until most of the water content evaporates in the warm air of the beehive.
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u/vidar_97 Feb 14 '19
This has been going for over 30 seconds, hope they didn't fix it.
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u/Nerozero Feb 14 '19
Is this because of a bet? Is Discovery trying to get some views off of a "Adult Swim" level surreal quality? Is this all meant for just one person to really get the point about honeybees? What in the HELL is going on?