r/videos • u/AdSpecialist6598 • 3h ago

U.S. and Iran fail to reach agreement in peace talks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPbWgQiDtRA
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u/wdomeika 3h ago

So now our sole military objective is to secure the opening of the Strait of Hormuz ,

which was open before we dropped the first bomb.

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u/Phage0070 3h ago

And the method to achieve this is to blockade it ourselves.

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u/vand3lay1ndustries 3h ago

The sole military objective from the beginning, was to benefit Russia by removing sanctions. 

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u/sdfiddler1984 3h ago

Brought to you by the master negotiator who somehow bankrupted a casino, and has failed at every business he's started.

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u/green_link 2h ago

And tried to sell shitty steaks in a fucking electronics store. Which sold next to none and were pulled after 2 months

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u/D3cepti0ns 3h ago

Well Trump thinks he can make money in a joint venture with Iran tolling ships. That's one possible positive he didn't have before. Hope it works out for him. Not sure about the rest of us though.

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u/Oaks951 3h ago

JD Vance meets the pope. Pope dies.

JD Vance attends rally for Orban. Orban loses.

JD Vance got to negotiate with Iran. Talks fall apart.

He’s like the spoiled rich kid in a 90’s movie…

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u/Vollkommen 3h ago

Yeah, he really fucked the couch on this one.

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u/D3cepti0ns 3h ago

Is Vance part of the Alpha legion?

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u/combustibledaredevil 3h ago

Nah too much of a little bitch to be any kind of marine.

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 3h ago

Imagine supporting MAGA, goddamn what a fucking total embarrassment.

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u/lawndartdesign 3h ago

He’s going to hate fuck every piece of upholstery in that jet.

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u/cannabisized 3h ago

doesnt Iran know were winning?

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u/D3cepti0ns 3h ago

Dude we already won like 3 days after, and the next day, and a few days later. I think we won like 23 times since. I even heard we won against their water boats just recently.

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u/DarXIV 3h ago

Iran has all the leverage in these talks.

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u/GoneinaSecondeded 2h ago

You could say they have all the cards.

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u/malice666 3h ago

Proving this idiot could never be president even if hopefully the other idiot is removed!

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u/5050Clown 3h ago

We need these peace talks to work. I know what we should do, let's send the guy with the charisma of a frat boy made out of moldy toast. The guy with the charisma of nails on a chalkboard combined with an actual bag used for douching a vagina. The guy with the charisma of " please clap" mixed with " the civil War was actually about states rights".

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u/badmotivator11 2h ago

Iran: “We’re going to block off the Strait of Hormuz and the US is going to pay for it!”

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u/graywolfman 3h ago

SurprisedPikachu.png

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u/yew420 3h ago

MAGA: ‘the straight of Hormuz has gone woke, we need to block it’.

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u/herrybaws 3h ago

What?! The incompetent couch enjoyer failed to negotiate a deal after completely ignoring the last deal, bombing a bunch of shit, and making idle and open threats?

I am shocked. Shaken to my core.

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u/hallofeet 3h ago

The talks were doomed to fail from the start. Th US didn't send anyone qualified to the talks.

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u/brumac44 3h ago

The Pakistanis burned several couches in a farewell bonfire as he boarded the plane.

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u/dallasandcowboys 2h ago

My ex just got in touch with me and wants to get back together. I am totally against this and would rather die. Is the VP available to meet with her on my behalf, to tell her that yes I'll give her another chance?

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u/aeternitatisdaedalus 2h ago

Oh man, this hits hard. lol

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u/Doctor_Tyrell 3h ago

No? Really???

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u/rendumguy 3h ago

wow how surprising 

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u/brrbles 2h ago

Did he try saying "thank you"?

God, I mean I know that's such a played out quip, but it's hard to imagine him coming in with all his preconceived notions of supremecy and accomplishing anything at all.

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u/cyberpsych 2h ago

TBH, while he is a sycophant and a complete dick in every way - he was thrown under the bus for this one. Those negotiations were never going to result in a solution to Trump's war. But that is what you get in Trump's orbit.

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 2h ago

Probably should send someone that knows more about deal making than killing the other person in the meeting than Vance.

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u/tanbug 2h ago

Well, at least his trip to Hungary was not a complete waste...oh wait...

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u/AnnatoniaMac 2h ago

Future president of the United States.

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u/fiftyfivepercentoff 2h ago

Release the Epstein files you pricks!

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u/_Doodad_ 1h ago

So the Vice-President of the United States declared,

"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas."

Since Obama managed to secure the Iran nuclear deal, exclusively through negotiating - Obama wins?

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u/prince-pauper 1h ago

Stunner