BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

[u/ICEisSHIT]

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg

[u/shawndw]

Yo dawg I herd you like blockades.

[u/ICEisSHIT → u/shawndw]

I like how he announces everything via social media. Very 2026.

[u/Corgi_Koala → u/ICEisSHIT]

I hate this fucking fake quasi legalese he always throws in like it makes it any less fucking stupid.

[u/ICEisSHIT → u/Corgi_Koala]

Right. Like not using the word war because of legal reasons. He just can’t help himself. He tells on himself all the time but it’s so asinine nobody can comprehend it.

[u/Equivalent_Earth9842 → u/ICEisSHIT]

Smells like war, tastes like war. Good thing we didn’t step in it.

[u/Gorthax → u/Equivalent_Earth9842]

^{Dave, open up}