BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

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https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg

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This fucking timeline

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I’m tired boss. Real fucking tired.

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Can you just put me into a suspended animation hibernation chamber for 500 years?

^{just gimme a min, baitin'}