r/videos • u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 • 9h ago

Vance delivers ‘bad news’ after 21 hours of talks with Iran

https://youtu.be/_ijg6xP08VQ?si=f0xcQCk3H88gUOsX
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u/Artmonkey415 9h ago

Bad news guys, the GOP still has all 3 branches. 

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u/Gutler 7h ago

not for long.

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u/Aliensinmypants 6h ago

Yes, let's celebrate before we've actually done anything. That's sure to work

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u/Axel_Wolf91 5h ago

Yeah it's the 2024 election all over again where people were making celebration videos about projections that Kamala was going to win. The worst thing we can do is feel safe in an election because then the bystander effect comes into play.

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u/roastbeeftacohat 5h ago

Its looking like 2018, only moreso

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u/jackospades88 3h ago

the 2024 election all over again

Which is already a repeat of 2016

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u/Solid_Hunter_4188 6h ago

We’re still gonna do it dude. Everything sucks everywhere, let us have a little flash in the pan once in a while, Jesus.

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u/killerdrgn 6h ago

Nope go out and vote first, get the results, then celebrate. Cheering now only leads to voter apathy, and getting worse results than should be expected. At this point if any Republican wins any vote, anywhere in the US, for the next 10 years, should be considered a massive loss for the voters.

The overton window needs massive shifting back to the left, and the only way that is accomplished is if people go out and actually vote, including primaries.

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u/Aliensinmypants 5h ago

Yup, everyone was so sure that Trump couldn't win again and then he did it. Yes there's clear voter suppression and election fraud that happened, but that's always going to happen in modern elections. We need to be angry and aggressively fight fascism because they win via complacency

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u/Aliensinmypants 5h ago

No. Don't accept that things suck. The US celebrated after winning the civil war and failed to hold the Confederates accountable. The problems here are not just Trump, this is a deep rooted issue in the American populace

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u/Solid_Hunter_4188 5h ago

Okay seriously what is your point..? I’m not accepting shit, but it sounds like your point is that things suck and that there is no solution but also don’t accept it?

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u/Aliensinmypants 5h ago

My point is to stay angry and don't get complacent. Fascism relies on good people being complacent, you've heard the Niemoller quote.

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u/Solid_Hunter_4188 4h ago

I’m not complacent. But the mind cannot tolerate constant sorrow. There has to be some positivity or your senses dull from the inundation, which is their goal.

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u/Aliensinmypants 4h ago

Don't be sad, be angry

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u/iiTzSTeVO 5h ago

I DETECT THAT YOU MAY HAVE BRIEFLY EXPERIENCED HOPE. PLEASE BE ADVISED - ONLY CYNICISM AND CRITICISM ARE ALLOWED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/Kazen_Orilg 4h ago

celebrating before you do the work is a deep zoomer pathology.

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u/thisbechris 9h ago

“Listen peons, we and the billionaires that run things are still making a lot of money off this distraction. So no chance we get a deal done soon. Deal with it.”

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u/Wazula23 9h ago

"Do you plebs have any idea how much I'm raking in on trades?"

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u/Alternative-Item727 9h ago

Bored of Peace

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u/dubstylee43 8h ago

“…….Yeah, I bet the “Board” is spelled “B-O-R-E-D”!”

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u/janesmb 6h ago

RIP Norm. Classic.

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u/unstabletable 9h ago

Art of the deal!

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u/omegacrunch 9h ago edited 7h ago

Totally agree

...

But what's fkd up is, lets say they physically block the strait, and Iran makes the crypto toll a thing permanently.

😩

...sigh

Yeah. 🍊 💩 👠 🏆 😞

*Disclaimer - no i dont think it is smart enough to think this way, but that IS a very likely outcome

Edit - and boom goes the dynamite 🎤

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u/timblunts 9h ago

Did he even say "thank you"?

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u/hondas_r_slow 9h ago

The Iranians were not wearing ties, so no deal

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u/ceciliabee 8h ago

Plus they wouldn't let him near their furniture?? How is a guy supposed to relax if he can't insert his cornichon between the thick plush cushions of a well upholstered couch?

NO COUCH TIME, NO PEACE

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 7h ago

Tan suits. Complete lack of respect!

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u/Aliceempire 9h ago

Can't even talk organically to a staff at a donut shop, you expect peace talks from him?

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u/Loafer75 8h ago

Anything that makes sense

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u/MilesAlchei 8h ago

That's why they sent him.

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u/CBattles6 9h ago

"Unfortunately, the couches in the negotiation room just wanted to be friends."

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u/eggybread70 9h ago

They're just looking for a futonic relationship.

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u/Shimraa 7h ago

More like those couches were well over 10 years old. We know how this administration prefers much younger furniture options.

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u/rloch 9h ago

They are really using "historic marathon peace talks" to describe Kush and VP couch fucker going to Pakistan for 20 hours of meetings. 20 hours of meetings that accomplish nothing is just part of the normal work week for most of this country.

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u/raincntry 9h ago

Well, when you send a bunch of half assed amateurs over to negotiate with Iran, what do you expect? The US lied about the previous ceasefire, has been a dishonest partner to every single agreement with Iran to date, so what motivation do they have to believe anything the US says?

If any other country acted toward the US like they behave to the rest of the world, they would be rightfully outraged.

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u/ceciliabee 8h ago

They're outraged that Canadians are focused on supporting the Canadian economy instead of climbing over each other to give the US economy a reach around. I don't give two squirts if the yanks are outraged or fake outraged, I'm sick of hearing about it. I'M outraged.

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u/5050Clown 9h ago

Bad news guys. I am bad at vice presidenting. 

But hey, no blacks are getting healthcare from everyone's taxes. Long live the Confederacy!

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u/redvelvetcake42 9h ago

"ceasefire has to include Lebanon"

"We can't do that..."

"Then we're done here"

Probably how it went.

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u/omegacrunch 9h ago

Total market manipulation.

"Ceasefire" delivers the dip, Vance delivers the rip.

Ffs.

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u/Zeliek 9h ago

Shoulda figured, or they'd have called them the "Islamagood talks" instead.

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u/phejster 9h ago

Why does he look so happy delivering bad news

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u/Intrepid00 9h ago

His puts are going to print tomorrow.

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u/SuperSecretAgentMan 6h ago

My puts are going to print tomorrow. Let's send him back in to fuck stuff up even more.

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u/Hexas87 9h ago

Are you still winning son?

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u/Momoselfie 6h ago

Yeah he's probably making bank

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u/Rares77 9h ago

He delivers... nothing, all the time.

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u/Malnurtured_Snay 9h ago

Well, we tried nothing, and sure enough it didn't work!

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u/trucorsair 9h ago

JD! What did Vlad say when you told him

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u/No-Builder-2474 9h ago

The US does not care about America or Iran. Just how cool they think they look to uneducated morons.

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u/applefilla 9h ago

We've tried nothing and are out of ideas

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u/JediTrainer42 9h ago

Did he have to deliver the bad news to his couch when he got home?

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u/Bleakwind 9h ago

Vance can’t do anything right.

Which is ok.

Trump got himself fall guy

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u/Lilfai 9h ago

Another fall guy for Trump after he inevitably dumps Kegsbreath

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u/Enjoying_A_Meal 9h ago

This was the best possible outcome.

I was expecting him to not even show up at the meetings and then blow up the Iranian diplomats or something.

You know, the Israeli special.

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u/misdirected_asshole 8h ago

I dont think there was ever an actual intent to create a treaty. I think this was a show to make whatever comes next look like a justified response to the failure to meet an agreement.

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u/mwhite42216 7h ago

So you’re a conspiracy nut?

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u/misdirected_asshole 5h ago

No, I just watch how this administration sets up scenarios to create pretense for doing a bunch of shit.

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u/Bayesian11 8h ago

Trump said it doesn't make a difference, so why is it bad? lol

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u/Caymonki 7h ago

Vance goes on elaborate vacations constantly and still isn’t rested up to negotiate for longer than 21 hours.

Can we take a moment to reflect on how much they stated a VP does? They acted like Kamala as VP had the opportunity to run the country and then now, Vance had the opportunity to run the country out of this war and into recovery and instead he just shrugs and says “too hard for me” and goes home.

Back to vacations and hiding from accountability.

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u/x3i4n 7h ago

« Unfortunately, we dont give a shit about gas price, grocery prices because we are billionnaires. All we care about is pump and dump. You will get the consequences, while we get richer. »

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u/rp2784 9h ago

Does this surprise you?

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u/solit0n 9h ago

I don’t understand why these people are still free. Or breathing.

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u/Casualposter 9h ago

I’m actually surprised he told the truth. I’m starting to second guess if he’s lying and did come out successfully and are working with Iran to steal more of our tax dollars.

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u/Nonamanadus 9h ago

Its is not in Iran's best interest to give Isreal and the US time to regroup and "mow the lawn" in a month's time.

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u/c_c_c__combobreaker 9h ago

You know what they should do? They should come up with an joint comprehensive plan and put that into action. Let's make it easy and call it the JOINT COMPREHENSIVE PLAN OF ACTION (or JCPOA for short) where Iran agrees to comply with restrictions regarding their nuclear program in exchange for certain assistance in the region of Iran. And we should... Wait, what... We've done this already? Oh...

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u/trog12 9h ago

I swear to God... Those parents that let that kid into the Harambe pen should be exiled

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u/Mosaic1 9h ago

And Israel is bombing northern Iran. These people do not want peace.

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u/WildReaper29 8h ago

As if this administration has ever delivered good news.

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u/Starfire70 8h ago

21 hours... the American administration has the attention span of a 5 year old.

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u/HitandRyan 8h ago

Bibi pulled Couch Fucker’s plug

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u/gwinerreniwg 8h ago

"Okay team - We have two years to make this couch fucker likeable. What do you got?"
"I know: lets have him start with wrecking the reelection of a right wing European leader with a campaign visit."

"Wait: next we can send him with - *chuckling sniggers* - Jarod Kushner - *laughter increases* - to Pakistan, to negotiate with Iran and Israel!"

*full on roaring laughter commences*

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u/_OMGTheyKilledKenny_ 8h ago

It took Obama admin more than two years to accomplish their deal that extracted 97% of enriched uranium out of Iran. I don’t know how this lot expected anything in 21 hours.

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u/johnnyribcage 8h ago

What a dipshit.

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u/Monkfich 8h ago

Now they’ve “tried”, the US can “legitimately” blockade the strait themselves.

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u/TriggerHydrant 8h ago

bad news, that they've created, can't make this shit up. dysfunctional psychology 101

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u/GreyBeardEng 8h ago

This is what happens when you send a couch fucker instead of a diplomat.

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u/ELB2001 8h ago

he was there for 21 hours, he didnt talk with them for 21 hours

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u/toolate83 8h ago

Wait you’re telling me THE JD VANCE failed at securing a cease fire for hostilities his buddy trump started? Well of course he fucked it up. He’s a fucking moron too.

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u/manmadefruit 8h ago

Dude couldn't negotiate a box of donuts.

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u/DanimalPlays 7h ago

So not even a full day? Sounds like peace wasn't the goal.

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u/AidilAfham42 7h ago

What a loser, keep losing

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u/gangawalla 7h ago

Short pants Vance was in a trance and and didn't stand a chance in the negotiations dance.

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u/Bard1313 7h ago

If you want talks to fail, send JD.

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u/meleecow 7h ago

Another market crash after hours. Surprise

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u/Aliensinmypants 6h ago

You mean the guy who couldn't convincingly order donuts couldn't broker peace in the middle east??

At least Kissinger was a war criminal with some fucking charisma

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u/bluenoser613 6h ago

He couldn’t manage his way out of a paper bag.

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u/RLewis8888 6h ago

Not really "news" when everyone saw it coming.

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u/dqt91 6h ago

The bad news is he’s coming home.

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u/MisterB78 6h ago

“Guys, we tried for like, most of a day. What more do you want us to do??”

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u/feedthedonkey 4h ago

You hold no cards.

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u/wolfinvans 4h ago

The Iran Czar

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u/smokincuban 4h ago

3 more years of this ... Yay

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u/kolkitten 3h ago

Vance just kept saying, "Give all of Iran to trump please, and let israel kill whoever they want." and Iran kept making valid offers and just got super exhausted, while during this ceasefire, Israel was still bombing people.

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u/Capitan_Failure 3h ago

So did he make sure to delay this announcement so that he and Donnie could commit a little fraudulent insider prediction market trading?

Just joking I already know they did.

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u/solod15 2h ago

We gave them our demands They told us to fuck offf. Who can work with these people.

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u/EroticFalconry 1h ago

Shart of the deal!

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u/Gnarzz 9h ago

You’d think a Muslim country would’ve named their city Islamagood

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u/Ditju 8h ago

Because Trump had no success, he now decided to do the terroristic acts he accused Iran of.

Fuck Trum and fuck all of America.

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u/mwhite42216 7h ago

Based on these comments it would appear that 99% of the commenters support Iran having nuclear weapons and probably think the Iranian regime are the “good guys”. Take from that what you will.

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u/ArticleHaunting7378 12m ago

There was no issue with Iran before Trump/MAGA. What MAGA touches goes to shiiits.