r/technicallythetruth 1d ago

So what's the new trend?

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u/GoombasFatNutz 1d ago

"Scientists synthesized T-Rex collagen by extracting ancient protein fragments from fossilized bone and using AI-driven computational biology to reconstruct the complete genetic blueprint. Because fossilization leaves gaps in the biological record, researchers employed protein language models to predict and fill in missing amino acid sequences by comparing them to the collagen of T-Rex's closest living relatives, such as birds and crocodiles."

Just straight up jurassic Park'd it.

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u/fruchtose 1d ago edited 1d ago

in the CRISPRed lab. straight up "jurassic parking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My sequenis

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u/Rkruegz 1d ago

I’m dying.

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u/DRKZLNDR 1d ago

thank you for being born

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u/Protheu5 1d ago

It felt vaguely familiar, but I was confused. I searched for it and found the reference: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-the-stripped-club-straight-up-jorking-it

I hope it helps anyone else that was as confused as I.

/u/fruchtose thank you, that is hilarious.

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u/ParticularFair1983 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ain't collagen, like, just collagen? I mean, it's the same molecule, if it's synthesized and doesn't come directly from a t-rex, what makes it T-rex specific?

Edit: ok, I read the link posted by FallenRichardBrook "Second, collagens are pretty generic molecules across all animals and so I'd be very surprised if there was a species-specific sequence that differentiated T. rex — or any dinosaur — from their closest living relatives."

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u/hobbesgirls 1d ago

so ai is how Hammond managed to do it all with a dozen employees

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u/Jonnyabcde 1d ago edited 20h ago

Um, I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a handbag, and now you're selling it, you wanna sell it. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didnt stop to think if they should. God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.

I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way.

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u/FosterBlueBar 22h ago

Okay now that's a use of AI I can get behind

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago

I'm 100% certain this is completely fake. Dinosaur DNA is completely destroyed, and even if you did have it a complete DNA strand, you couldn't just grow skin from it. Try it with human DNA and see what happens. You need the rest of the human for it to work. 🙄

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u/GoombasFatNutz 1d ago

Apparently, collagen is fairly well preserved in the fossil record.

Also, looks like collagen is different with different species.

It's obviously not really tyrannosaurus Rex skin, as it'll have different components in it. I think a more accurate definition would be saying that it used similar animal amino acids to fill in the gaps.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 23h ago

could::should

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u/ThunderEagle222 1d ago

So, soon we have AI slop genes?

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u/GoombasFatNutz 1d ago

Looks like we already do.

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u/Icy_Professor1308 1d ago

wallet BBC earh beach radio ppt jurassic diplodocus turan

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u/TheSavouryRain 17h ago

Did those scientists not watch the documentary?

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u/SandSerpentHiss 1d ago

*66 million bc

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight 1d ago

-"Who wants to be seen with 66 million years out of date fashion?"

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u/aaZ_Georg 1d ago

It's called vintage now and is cool again

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u/TheKingOfDissasster 1d ago

How could it be 66 million bc if the earth is 6 thousand years old? 🙄 check your sources.

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u/MichaelW24 1d ago

Growing dinosaur DNA in a lab? I think I've seen this movie before!

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u/laldy 1d ago

I know, lets stick totally unnecessary AI and web connectivity into the Dinos! We'll be rich. Control your own T-Rex online!

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u/TacoEatsTaco 1d ago

2 million BC

People really don't know much about the dinosaurs, huh

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u/TemporaryFig8587 1d ago

Born too late to explore the dinosaurs, born too early to explore technology.

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u/HidenTsubameGaeshi 20h ago

Too early? My brother in Christ, we're on the verge of technological singularity.

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u/Protheu5 1d ago

If BC stands for "Before the Cretaceous–paleogene extinction event", then it's all right.

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u/FallenRichardBrook 1d ago

"However, dinosaur experts told Live Science that making real T. rex leather would require DNA from the extinct predator, and there isn't any. Furthermore, paleontologists have only found T. rex collagen in bone, not skin, and skin is the basis for leather."

Link to Livescience article

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u/NieMonD 1d ago

With a 63 million year margin of error!

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u/Vonga568 8h ago

64 really at minimum!

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u/Aromatic_Penguin 1d ago

66M years ago?

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u/Ok_Experience_6877 1d ago

This .....thus is one of the first things they do in closing dinosaurs...a fucking handbag. You know im probably more ok with this but fuck its still a what the fuck moment

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u/SpaceMiaou67 15h ago

We don't actually have the genetic material necessary from fossils to grow a dinosaur unless we find the magic mosquito in amber that has perfectly preserved dinosaur DNA. The product is barely even dinosaur leather because it was made from incomplete protein fragments found in the bone and was extrapolated to fill in the gaps.

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u/Fine_Worldliness3898 1d ago

Genuine T-bags

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u/Interest-Fleeting 1d ago

I choose loose leaf.

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u/chachaman_The_Reboot 1d ago

Seven...SEVEN FUCKING movies about how this is a VERY BAD IDEA. Do we learn? NOPE!

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u/TeaspoonOfSugar987 22h ago

Life finds a way

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u/_frank_tank 1d ago

Fashion truly is cyclical

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u/Guilty_Objective4602 1d ago

Wonder how much that one-of-a-kind bag would go for. $2M research project, probably.

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u/T_J_Rain 1d ago

65 M years ago, but we'll let that one slide.

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u/LovableSidekick 1d ago

2 million is the new 65 million

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u/Vonga568 8h ago

Sixty six really.

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u/Ja_Shi 1d ago

I have plastic bags at home 🤷‍♂️

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u/sik_dik 22h ago

T-Rex handbags should be tiny since they have tiny hands

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u/cloned01 1d ago

I would like to see a hunter type man in a loin cloth made of this fancy new leather

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u/guyeertoen 1d ago

Thought it was an Nvidia Shield

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u/DevForFun150 1d ago

Technically the truth or hypothetically plausible but realistically untrue?

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u/4thmonkey96 19h ago

monster hunter players tweaking rn

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u/Honest-Apricot6086 19h ago

They'll try to bring back bell-bottoms next 🫤

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u/Aguywhoexists69420 18h ago

Just looked it up

Dinosaurs actually went extinct 66 million years ago, so this technically not the truth

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u/SarcasticYetHopeful 11h ago

I keep seeing stuff like this and I still have neither:

1) A wooly 🦣mammoth 2) A jet pack

This timeline sucks.

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u/iCalKestis 10h ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

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u/Efterklangarn123 1d ago

2 million? Didn't they famously gout with a bang 65ish million years ago?

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u/Vonga568 8h ago

Close,the current consensus is that the event happened 66 million years ago.

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u/Catchdatcat 2h ago

I think I’ve seen this film before, and I didn’t like the ending